Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us and you’ll be playing alongside Bocchi, who can build a castle in C++ faster than you can say “redstone.” Kita is a master of Common Lisp, using their coding skills to create the most mind-blowing contraptions you’ve ever seen.

But wait, it gets even crazier! Ryo is a wizard with JavaScript, able to summon mobs with just a few lines of code. And Nijika? Well, Nijika is the queen of COBOL, turning the Minecraft world into a retro paradise with punch card-powered farms and pixelated skyscrapers.

So why join this insane Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you battle creepers with coding languages, build epic structures with syntax, and laugh your way through the most ridiculous adventures with a group of programming pros? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join us now!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 105/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
Reality Warps Survived: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Oops2Epic

    Oops2Epic
    Have you ever accidentally deleted your entire Minecraft world only to discover a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot? Well, that’s basically what joining our server feels like!

    Our server is like a magical land where every wrong turn leads to a hidden treasure chest or a secret portal to a new dimension. You never know what crazy adventures await you around every corner!

    So if you’re ready to turn your biggest Minecraft mishaps into epic wins, come join us and see where the chaos takes you. Who knows, you might just stumble upon a legendary unicorn mount or a pet dragon that breathes fire made of diamonds. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 7733 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Dimension Hops: 8 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Autism Brain Blocks Server

    Autism Brain Blocks Server
    HEY U! YEAH U! R U BORED OF BORING MINECRAFT SERVERS? WELL, U BETTER JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT NEURONS! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT, NEURONS! OUR SERVER IS LIT WITH NEURONS THAT WILL MAKE UR BRAIN GO WILD!

    WE GOT AUTISM NEURONS, REGULAR NEURONS, ALL KINDS OF NEURONS! U WILL FEEL LIKE A GENIUS AFTER PLAYING ON OUR SERVER!

    SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND LET THOSE NEURONS DO THEIR THING! WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO EDUCATIONAL, AMIRITE? #NEURONPARTY #BESTSERVEREVER

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 24
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Ha Ha Minecraft Server

    Ha Ha Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate place for all your gaming needs! Join us and experience the thrill of battling against hordes of zombie children (don’t worry, they’re just pixelated!) and show those pesky liberals who’s boss! Our server is so wild, even Americans can’t handle the craziness! So come on and join us for a truly outrageous gaming experience!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 8700
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • SMP Minecraft – Evil Ashkenazi Kike Slayer

    SMP Minecraft – Evil Ashkenazi Kike Slayer
    Looking for a wild ride in Minecraft? Join our server where Steven Anderson has been committed to a virtual mental institution for “24 hours” according to his Facebook status! But that’s not all, folks! Witness the drama unfold as all 4 of his adult children have been kicked out of his virtual “church” and Steven beats his virtual wife with an ELECTRICAL CORD! Talk about electrifying gameplay!

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of serious virtual child abuse, including hitting small virtual children in the head and smacking virtual babies! And let’s not forget about the sexual perversion of BDSM, or as we like to call it, “torture sex” in the virtual world! Find ANAL BEADS scattered around the virtual house for an added challenge!

    Join now and witness the chaos as Steven refuses to step down as the virtual Pastor and faces backlash from his virtual preacher friends! Watch as his own virtual mother and brother side with the virtual children and get ready for some intense virtual interviews that will leave you on the edge of your virtual seat!

    Don’t miss out on this insane Minecraft SMP where anything can happen! Join now for a rollercoaster of virtual drama and scandal that will keep you coming back for more!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 21
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 11
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Potions Brewed: 34 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • BabyBumpCraft Minecraft Server

    BabyBumpCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a toddler on a sugar rush? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of dodging dirty diapers and broken toys while trying to survive in a hoarder’s paradise.

    But wait, there’s more! Witness the drama unfold as players argue over who is to blame for the mess, just like Bob and Bella arguing over who is responsible for poor little Kevin’s situation. Will you take a stand like our hero OP and call out the madness, or will you sit back and watch the chaos unfold?

    Join now and experience the thrill of a lifetime as you navigate through a world filled with neglect, tantrums, and questionable parenting choices. Who needs a rollercoaster when you have this Minecraft server to keep you on the edge of your seat? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 20
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • NewMomNoGoZone

    NewMomNoGoZone
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cleanliness is next to godliness! If you’re tired of messy houses and unswept floors, then this is the server for you. Our server is so clean, even the pixels sparkle!

    Join us for some virtual germaphobe-friendly fun, where you can build your dream house without a speck of dirt in sight. No dirty toilets or unswept floors here, only pristine blocks waiting for your creative touch.

    Need a break from the chaos of real life? Come hang out with us and escape to a world where everything is spotless and organized. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a clean and tidy virtual world to explore?

    So come on over to our server and leave your contamination attacks at the door. We promise you won’t find a single dirty dish or unmade bed in sight. Join us now and experience the cleanest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Farms Harvested: 401
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Villages Defended: 12
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6914 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • BestDeciMinecraftSMP

    BestDeciMinecraftSMP
    Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a roller coaster that was so fast, it actually launched them into space! True story. And another time, someone found a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (because who doesn’t love cake?). Plus, we have regular events like llama races and chicken jousting. So, if you want to experience the most epic, craziest, and downright wackiest Minecraft adventures of your life, then joining our SMP is definitely the best decision you’ll ever make. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • CraftyCreeperz

    CraftyCreeperz
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have a treat for you! Our server is the best kept secret on the Internet, and for good reason.

    Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. Our server is so top secret, even Herobrine doesn’t know about it!

    But that’s not all – we have exclusive mini-games like “Llama Lava Jousting” and “Zombie Disco Party” that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft community on the Internet. Just don’t tell anyone – it’s a secret, remember?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Monologue Craft: The Unreliable Server

    Monologue Craft: The Unreliable Server
    so, like, have you ever wondered what it would be like if your inner monologue was, like, a total liar? well, guess what, on this epic minecraft server, your inner monologue is an unreliable narrator! imagine trying to mine for diamonds and your inner voice is all like, “nah bro, there’s no diamonds here, just keep digging straight down.” it’s like a constant battle of wits with yourself, but in a minecraft world.

    also, did we mention that the pigs in this server can talk? yeah, that’s right, you can have full-on conversations with the pigs while you’re out exploring the land. they might even give you some insider tips on where to find the best loot.

    oh, and get this – every time you build a new structure, a random celebrity will show up to rate it. imagine building a sick castle and then suddenly, oprah pops in to give it a thumbs up. it’s like a surprise celebrity guest every time you build something cool.

    so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will mess with your mind in the best way possible, come join us. just be prepared for your inner monologue to lead you astray and for pigs to start chatting you up. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • ChillCraft Adventures Minecraft server

    ChillCraft Adventures Minecraft server

    ChillCraft is a new project with cool locations, daily rewards, a quest system, pvp, and much more. – Exciting adventures and quests;

    – New crafts and enchantments;

    – Casino, economy, shops, auctions;

    – Bosses, Dungeons, new structures;

    – Air drop, hats, achievements.Come in and be part of the coolest survival and boss killing experience!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Vtuber Animal Babes Minecraft Server

    Vtuber Animal Babes Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where animals and humans just coexist peacefully? Well, look no further because on our server, Animal Vtubers can have babies with humans! That’s right, you can create some truly unique and hilarious offspring that will have everyone on the server talking.

    Join us for a wild ride of cross-species romance and wacky adventures. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up with a half-pig, half-human child that can fly and shoot lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless on our crazy server!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might just find true love with a llama or start a family with a chicken. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few Minecraft mods).

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 12 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 26 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Alien Abductions: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /eftg/ – ESCAPE FROM TARKOV general

    Minecraft SMP – /eftg/ – ESCAPE FROM TARKOV general
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only patch notes you need to worry about are the ones that patch up the holes in your base from creepers exploding! Forget about Russian sneedware, we’ve got diamond swords and enchanted armor waiting for you to conquer the arena and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

    Looking for some ammo charts? We’ve got you covered with our extensive collection of arrows, potions, and even TNT for those explosive moments. And don’t forget to visit our Gun Builder Website, where you can calculate the perfect overswing for your next epic battle.

    New to Minecraft? No problem! Check out our guide for newfags and quest tracker to help you navigate the world of blocks and monsters. Need some changes? Our change list is constantly updated to keep things fresh and exciting.

    Join our Minecraft SMP server today and leave the tranny and homo grooming servers behind. SPTSPT may be offline, but our server is always buzzing with activity and laughter. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft like never before!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 33 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Enchantments Applied: 178

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • PropertyCraft – Inherit & Build

    PropertyCraft – Inherit & Build
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your mom’s sudden change of heart about her will? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this story!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood pets and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our server is so crazy, you’ll be questioning reality just like OP is questioning their mom’s decision to donate everything to the church.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret treasures and hidden surprises that will keep you on your toes. Just like how OP’s mom surprised them with her new will, you’ll never know what’s around the corner on our server.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as OP’s mom’s sudden change of heart, come join us! Who knows, maybe you’ll find a diamond sword that’s actually a key to unlocking the mysteries of the universe. Or maybe you’ll just find a bunch of chickens wearing top hats. Either way, it’s bound to be a wild ride!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 6 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 22 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 173

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • TinyJoy Minecraft SMP

    TinyJoy Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

    Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the Chicken Army and the Cow Rebellion, where feathers and beef fly everywhere! Or how about participating in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition? The winner gets a diamond pickaxe enchanted with the power of unlimited tacos!

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of glowstone? Well, on our server, anything is possible! So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 37 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 7
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 16

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • PixelPantyPop

    PixelPantyPop
    What’s the female equivalent of having a random boner? It’s joining our Minecraft server and suddenly finding yourself surrounded by a herd of pink sheep wearing sunglasses and dancing to disco music. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist the urge to join in on the fun and build your own disco sheep army to take over the virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. So come on, join us and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 17 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 38 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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