Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us and you’ll be playing alongside Bocchi, who can build a castle in C++ faster than you can say “redstone.” Kita is a master of Common Lisp, using their coding skills to create the most mind-blowing contraptions you’ve ever seen.

But wait, it gets even crazier! Ryo is a wizard with JavaScript, able to summon mobs with just a few lines of code. And Nijika? Well, Nijika is the queen of COBOL, turning the Minecraft world into a retro paradise with punch card-powered farms and pixelated skyscrapers.

So why join this insane Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you battle creepers with coding languages, build epic structures with syntax, and laugh your way through the most ridiculous adventures with a group of programming pros? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join us now!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 95/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Titanic Battles Fought: 19
Mythical Quests Completed: 31 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • BelieveItOrNotMC SMP

    BelieveItOrNotMC SMP
    Picture this: a Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and offer you flowers instead of blowing you up. Yes, you heard that right. Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world.

    But that’s not all, oh no. Our server also has a secret underground society of pigs who have built their own civilization complete with piggy banks and bacon-themed architecture. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see it for yourself.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a legendary diamond sword that once belonged to a chicken warrior who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a feather and a dream. Rumor has it that wielding this sword will give you the power to fly and shoot fireballs from your eyes.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that defies all logic and reason, look no further. Join us and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • JobCraft: Master of All Trades

    JobCraft: Master of All Trades
    If you’ve had more than one job, then you definitely need to join our Minecraft server! Our server is like a crazy mix of all your past jobs rolled into one hilarious adventure.

    Remember that time you worked as a lifeguard and had to save a squirrel from drowning in the kiddie pool? Well, on our server, you’ll have to save a herd of pigs from a lava pit while dodging flaming arrows from skeleton archers!

    And don’t even get us started on that time you worked as a clown at a birthday party and accidentally set the cake on fire. On our server, you’ll have to juggle TNT blocks while riding a unicycle through a maze of exploding creepers!

    So if you want to relive all your past job experiences in the most ridiculous and over-the-top way possible, join our Minecraft server now! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way)!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Treasure Maps Found: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Void Armor Forged: 17
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 28 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Night Owl Network

    Night Owl Network
    are you a night owl? do you take forever to fall asleep? well, come join our minecraft server where we embrace the night and party till the sun comes up!

    we’ve got crazy builds that will make you question reality, like a giant toilet made entirely out of diamonds or a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano.

    our community is full of night owls just like you, so you’ll never feel alone as you struggle to sleep. plus, we have therapists on hand to help you work through your depression while you mine for diamonds.

    join us now and experience the madness that is our minecraft server. who needs sleep when you can have endless fun and questionable decisions?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Falling into the Void: 0 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Real Life Toes Minecraft Server

    Real Life Toes Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server where you can explore, build, and most importantly, spy on socials and candids of friends/girls you know’s feet! 😂🦶

    Join us for the ultimate foot fetish experience as you navigate through our virtual world filled with hidden treasures and secret foot pics. Want to see Becky’s perfectly pedicured toes or Tom’s hairy hobbit feet? Look no further, because on this server, anything is possible!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground tunnel leading to a vault filled with rare foot selfies of celebrities and influencers. Will you be brave enough to uncover the truth behind these tantalizing tales?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, surprises, and of course, plenty of feet! 😉👣

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 11
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 21 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 21 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Yeah you Minecraft SMP

    Yeah you Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is ruled by a group of talking chickens who have a secret plan to take over the world. Join us and help them achieve their feathered dreams!

    2. We have a hidden dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to shoot lasers from your eyes. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

    3. Our community is made up of wizards, unicorns, and sentient blocks of cheese. It’s like a fantasy novel come to life, but with more explosions.

    4. The server owner once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a fishing rod and a stack of pancakes. True story.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Dimension Hops: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • PrincipledPlaysMC SMP

    PrincipledPlaysMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! We believe in the core principle of chaos and mayhem, where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what’s going to happen next. From spontaneous mob invasions to secret underground societies, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on our SMP. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server – or at the very least, you’ll have some hilarious stories to tell your friends.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 17 Meteorite Armor Created: 17
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 29
    Crystal Wands Charged: 16 Demon Skulls Collected: 37
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Alien Abductions: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Oops2Epic

    Oops2Epic
    Have you ever accidentally deleted your entire Minecraft world only to discover a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot? Well, that’s basically what joining our server feels like!

    Our server is like a magical land where every wrong turn leads to a hidden treasure chest or a secret portal to a new dimension. You never know what crazy adventures await you around every corner!

    So if you’re ready to turn your biggest Minecraft mishaps into epic wins, come join us and see where the chaos takes you. Who knows, you might just stumble upon a legendary unicorn mount or a pet dragon that breathes fire made of diamonds. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 20 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 24
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Astral Staffs Crafted: 8
    Titanic Battles Fought: 28 Ether Blades Crafted: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Autism Brain Blocks Server

    Autism Brain Blocks Server
    HEY U! YEAH U! R U BORED OF BORING MINECRAFT SERVERS? WELL, U BETTER JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT NEURONS! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT, NEURONS! OUR SERVER IS LIT WITH NEURONS THAT WILL MAKE UR BRAIN GO WILD!

    WE GOT AUTISM NEURONS, REGULAR NEURONS, ALL KINDS OF NEURONS! U WILL FEEL LIKE A GENIUS AFTER PLAYING ON OUR SERVER!

    SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND LET THOSE NEURONS DO THEIR THING! WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO EDUCATIONAL, AMIRITE? #NEURONPARTY #BESTSERVEREVER

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 68 Gods Slained: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 17 Wilderness Tamed: 20

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Ha Ha Minecraft Server

    Ha Ha Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate place for all your gaming needs! Join us and experience the thrill of battling against hordes of zombie children (don’t worry, they’re just pixelated!) and show those pesky liberals who’s boss! Our server is so wild, even Americans can’t handle the craziness! So come on and join us for a truly outrageous gaming experience!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • SMP Minecraft – Evil Ashkenazi Kike Slayer

    SMP Minecraft – Evil Ashkenazi Kike Slayer
    Looking for a wild ride in Minecraft? Join our server where Steven Anderson has been committed to a virtual mental institution for “24 hours” according to his Facebook status! But that’s not all, folks! Witness the drama unfold as all 4 of his adult children have been kicked out of his virtual “church” and Steven beats his virtual wife with an ELECTRICAL CORD! Talk about electrifying gameplay!

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of serious virtual child abuse, including hitting small virtual children in the head and smacking virtual babies! And let’s not forget about the sexual perversion of BDSM, or as we like to call it, “torture sex” in the virtual world! Find ANAL BEADS scattered around the virtual house for an added challenge!

    Join now and witness the chaos as Steven refuses to step down as the virtual Pastor and faces backlash from his virtual preacher friends! Watch as his own virtual mother and brother side with the virtual children and get ready for some intense virtual interviews that will leave you on the edge of your virtual seat!

    Don’t miss out on this insane Minecraft SMP where anything can happen! Join now for a rollercoaster of virtual drama and scandal that will keep you coming back for more!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 39
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
    Mythical Quests Completed: 35 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • BabyBumpCraft Minecraft Server

    BabyBumpCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a toddler on a sugar rush? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of dodging dirty diapers and broken toys while trying to survive in a hoarder’s paradise.

    But wait, there’s more! Witness the drama unfold as players argue over who is to blame for the mess, just like Bob and Bella arguing over who is responsible for poor little Kevin’s situation. Will you take a stand like our hero OP and call out the madness, or will you sit back and watch the chaos unfold?

    Join now and experience the thrill of a lifetime as you navigate through a world filled with neglect, tantrums, and questionable parenting choices. Who needs a rollercoaster when you have this Minecraft server to keep you on the edge of your seat? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 16 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • NewMomNoGoZone

    NewMomNoGoZone
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cleanliness is next to godliness! If you’re tired of messy houses and unswept floors, then this is the server for you. Our server is so clean, even the pixels sparkle!

    Join us for some virtual germaphobe-friendly fun, where you can build your dream house without a speck of dirt in sight. No dirty toilets or unswept floors here, only pristine blocks waiting for your creative touch.

    Need a break from the chaos of real life? Come hang out with us and escape to a world where everything is spotless and organized. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a clean and tidy virtual world to explore?

    So come on over to our server and leave your contamination attacks at the door. We promise you won’t find a single dirty dish or unmade bed in sight. Join us now and experience the cleanest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Farms Harvested: 830

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • BestDeciMinecraftSMP

    BestDeciMinecraftSMP
    Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a roller coaster that was so fast, it actually launched them into space! True story. And another time, someone found a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (because who doesn’t love cake?). Plus, we have regular events like llama races and chicken jousting. So, if you want to experience the most epic, craziest, and downright wackiest Minecraft adventures of your life, then joining our SMP is definitely the best decision you’ll ever make. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 30
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 22
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Epic Quests Completed: 30
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 21 Enchantments Applied: 196
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • CraftyCreeperz

    CraftyCreeperz
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have a treat for you! Our server is the best kept secret on the Internet, and for good reason.

    Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. Our server is so top secret, even Herobrine doesn’t know about it!

    But that’s not all – we have exclusive mini-games like “Llama Lava Jousting” and “Zombie Disco Party” that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft community on the Internet. Just don’t tell anyone – it’s a secret, remember?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 31
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Star Shards Collected: 97

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Monologue Craft: The Unreliable Server

    Monologue Craft: The Unreliable Server
    so, like, have you ever wondered what it would be like if your inner monologue was, like, a total liar? well, guess what, on this epic minecraft server, your inner monologue is an unreliable narrator! imagine trying to mine for diamonds and your inner voice is all like, “nah bro, there’s no diamonds here, just keep digging straight down.” it’s like a constant battle of wits with yourself, but in a minecraft world.

    also, did we mention that the pigs in this server can talk? yeah, that’s right, you can have full-on conversations with the pigs while you’re out exploring the land. they might even give you some insider tips on where to find the best loot.

    oh, and get this – every time you build a new structure, a random celebrity will show up to rate it. imagine building a sick castle and then suddenly, oprah pops in to give it a thumbs up. it’s like a surprise celebrity guest every time you build something cool.

    so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will mess with your mind in the best way possible, come join us. just be prepared for your inner monologue to lead you astray and for pigs to start chatting you up. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 49 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Emeralds Found: 7640 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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