lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a party in ur computer!! we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’ like nobody’s business. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even the zombies be breakin’ it down on the dance floor.

we got a secret potion that turns u into a diamond sword-wielding warrior with the power to slay dragons and build castles in the sky. and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we have every Tuesday – u could find a stack of diamonds or a magical unicorn (not guaranteed).

so come on down to our server and join the fun – who knows, u might even become the ruler of the land and have all the villagers bowing down to u. just watch out for the lava pits and sneaky skeletons tryna steal ur loot. ain’t no party like a minecraft party, so what u waitin’ for? let’s get this block party started!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 98/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
Reality Warps Survived: 0 Runes Activated: 8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 19
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 2081
Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • MineTimeFunCraft

    MineTimeFunCraft
    Remember the dark ages before the internet? Yeah, neither do we! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those boring days of staring at a wall or talking to actual people. Our server is so lit, even Steve Jobs would be jealous.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Legend has it, if you can out-dance the llamas, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life. True story.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the adventures begin! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with dancing llamas and endless diamond mines? Let’s get this party started!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 59 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Buildings Constructed: 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 10
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 New Chunks Explored: 515785

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • CraftyCrashersMC

    CraftyCrashersMC
    so, like, this server is, like, so epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. like, we got dragons flying around, like, all the time, and they’re, like, breathing rainbow fire and stuff.

    you gotta join this server, man, because, like, if you don’t, you’ll miss out on the epic quest to find the legendary diamond banana. yeah, you heard me right, a diamond banana.

    and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows. how cool is that, right?

    oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest players? so, like, if you’re not cool, you can’t even get in.

    so, like, what are you waiting for, dude? join our server now and become a legend in the land of minecraft!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 232 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)

    Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)
    Server Name Madness SMP
    Server Type Vanilla Survival
    Age Requirement 21+
    Community Size 20+ Members
    Platform Java Edition

    FAQ

    Q: How can I apply to join Madness SMP?

    A: You can apply by visiting our Discord server at MAD-SMP.NET/DISCORD.

    Q: What is the age requirement to join Madness SMP?

    A: Players must be 21 years of age or older to join the server.

    Q: What is the community size of Madness SMP?

    A: We currently have over 20 active members in our community.

    Q: What features does Madness SMP offer?

    A: We have a giant spawn city with shops, mini-games, a diamond economy, a nether hub, and server-wide events to keep our community connected and engaged.

    Q: What platform does Madness SMP support?

    A: Madness SMP is a Java Edition server.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Chimeras Created: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 22 Magical Moments Shared: 20
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server

    Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being rejected by normies for being too hairy and smelling like onions? Do you wish you could find a place where you can talk about coding and WW2 without scaring off potential mates? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all hairy, onion-scented players who love to nerd out about history and technology.

    Join us and unleash your inner Bigfoot as you explore our virtual world filled with insane builds and crazy adventures. Who needs normies when you can find true love among fellow hairy, onion-loving gamers? Don’t be single, be a part of our hairy, nerdy community and let the FOIDS come to you!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 12 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 479

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP

    Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

    Our server is home to a unique community of players who aren’t afraid to break the mold. Want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Go for it. Feel like starting a war with the neighboring village just for fun? Why not! And hey, if you’re into women with armpit hair, you’ll fit right in because we celebrate all forms of self-expression here.

    But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “TNT Tuesday” where the entire server gets together to blow stuff up, and “Skinny Dipping Saturdays” where we all strip down and go for a swim in the virtual ocean. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a pair of goggles for when things get really crazy. See you on the server!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 9859
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • CraftyJournalApologyNoWay

    CraftyJournalApologyNoWay
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where journaling drama meets virtual reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with blended families, spoiled brats, and torn pages of emotional turmoil.

    Vent your frustrations in our virtual world just like our player did in their journal. Explore the depths of family dynamics and sibling rivalry as you navigate through the chaos of living with a stepsister who just can’t keep her hands off your stuff.

    Witness the epic showdown as family members clash over privacy and personal expression. Will you stand your ground like our player did, or will you cave under the pressure to apologize for simply being honest?

    So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you experience such outrageous family drama and emotional rollercoasters while building your dream Minecraft world? Come for the gameplay, stay for the insanity. See you there!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 61 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 15 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP

    RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP
    Remember that one time you accidentally blew up your friend’s base with a bunch of TNT in Minecraft? Yeah, well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic pranks, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as deranged as you are. Who needs boring old survival when you can join our SMP and experience the chaos firsthand? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Holy Grails Found: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • MineTuneWars

    MineTuneWars
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old theme songs? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic theme song that will have you jamming out while you mine for diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of digging through blocks to the beat of our catchy tune.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves while battling mobs. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is a disco diva in disguise, ready to challenge anyone to a dance-off.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you mine, dance, and battle a dragon all in one place? It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 13 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • MussoliniCraft: Fail for Respect!

    MussoliniCraft: Fail for Respect!
    come join our epic minecraft server where we revive the policy of failing badly behaved players to bring back respect! just like benito mussolini, we give schools the power to fail players based purely on their behavior in the game. if you grief, steal, or just generally act like a jerk, you might find yourself failing out of our server! but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and just adds to the excitement of the game. join us now for a truly unique and challenging minecraft experience!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 29 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Towns Built: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 406

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Future Icon Gang-Stalkers

    Future Icon Gang-Stalkers
    join our epic minecraft server where we have time-travelling tourists from the future gang-stalking players who have the potential to become cultural icons!!! imagine being followed around by rich time travelers who just want to see if you’re gonna be the next big thing in history!!! come join the fun and see if you’re being watched by someone from the future who just wants to see if you’ll make it big!!! it’s like the truman show but with time travelers and minecraft!!! don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and see if you’re the next big thing!!!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Falling into the Void: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Neuroshroud: The Abandoned Roleplay Modded Whitelist Survival Lore… and Cake!

    Neuroshroud: The Abandoned Roleplay Modded Whitelist Survival Lore… and Cake!

    NEUROSHROUD Server Overview

    Server Type Java | Roleplay • Survival
    Description The world was erased… but you’re still here. Experience a unique survival roleplay world where the NPCs are sentient and the landscape warps with a deep history.
    Launch Date October 10th

    NEUROSHROUD Server FAQ

    Question Answer
    What is the server type? NEUROSHROUD is a Java server focused on roleplay and survival aspects.
    When is the server launching? The server will be launched on October 10th.
    How can I join the server? You can apply for whitelist by joining the Discord server and following the application process.
    Is there a player-run economy? Yes, the server features a player-driven economy where progression is earned through skill and strategy.
    Are there any pay-to-win mechanics? No, there are no paywalls or advantages that can be bought. Success in the server is based on skill and adaptability.
    How are NPCs different in NEUROSHROUD? NPCs in NEUROSHROUD are sentient and remember the world before its erasure. Interactions with NPCs have significant consequences.
    What makes NEUROSHROUD stand out? NEUROSHROUD offers a unique survival experience with whitelisted roleplay, sentient NPCs, player-driven economy, custom modpack, lore-driven world, and optimized hosting.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 24 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Pixelmon Quest Minecraft Server

    Pixelmon Quest Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be for all you adventurous gamers out there!

    Join us on our server where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, and a pet zombie that tells hilarious jokes.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Don’t miss out on the chance to become a legend in the most epic Minecraft server ever created. See you there!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 16439 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 13
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • LiveUntilOurMinecraft SMPFeeling

    LiveUntilOurMinecraft SMPFeeling
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the curse of boomer privilege and live to see your 80s! We offer a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without the fear of dying from weird cancers or shit like that in your 60s. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any boomer vibes trying to sneak in. So come join us and defy the odds of aging gracefully in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Emeralds Found: 679

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • CraftyFam Minecraft Server

    CraftyFam Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of receiving boring, thoughtless gifts from your parents? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can exact revenge in the most hilarious way possible!

    Imagine this: you receive a $25 Starbucks gift card from your parents as a graduation gift, even though they know you’ve been boycotting Starbucks for months. Not to mention, you don’t even like coffee or tea! What a slap in the face, right? But fear not, on our server, you can take that gift card and use it as a weapon of mass destruction against your parents. Build a Starbucks in-game and force them to buy overpriced drinks from you! Show them who’s boss in the most epic way possible.

    And the best part? They won’t even know how you feel about it because it’s all happening in the virtual world. So come join us and let out all your pent-up frustration in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible. Let’s turn that gift card drama into a hilarious adventure on our server!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Zombie Dances: 9
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 23 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Living Shadows Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • HouseHubbyHushHub

    HouseHubbyHushHub
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most outrageous stories can’t compete with the insanity of our virtual world! Join us and escape the drama of real life, like the tale of a 17-year-old player who has a 22-year-old half sister with a private jet and multiple houses.

    Imagine building your dream mansion with 8 bathrooms and a swim-up bar, or creating your own lakefront cabin with a dock for your boat (the one you can’t decide on, of course).

    Don’t worry about real-life family drama or not being able to afford a house, because in our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers). So come join us and leave your real-world problems behind – after all, who needs a trust fund when you have diamonds to mine and dragons to slay?

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Cozy Campfires Lit: 24
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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