lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a party in ur computer!! we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’ like nobody’s business. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even the zombies be breakin’ it down on the dance floor.

we got a secret potion that turns u into a diamond sword-wielding warrior with the power to slay dragons and build castles in the sky. and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we have every Tuesday – u could find a stack of diamonds or a magical unicorn (not guaranteed).

so come on down to our server and join the fun – who knows, u might even become the ruler of the land and have all the villagers bowing down to u. just watch out for the lava pits and sneaky skeletons tryna steal ur loot. ain’t no party like a minecraft party, so what u waitin’ for? let’s get this block party started!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 108/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 3
Holy Grails Found: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • CraftyCrashersMC

    CraftyCrashersMC
    so, like, this server is, like, so epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. like, we got dragons flying around, like, all the time, and they’re, like, breathing rainbow fire and stuff.

    you gotta join this server, man, because, like, if you don’t, you’ll miss out on the epic quest to find the legendary diamond banana. yeah, you heard me right, a diamond banana.

    and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows. how cool is that, right?

    oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest players? so, like, if you’re not cool, you can’t even get in.

    so, like, what are you waiting for, dude? join our server now and become a legend in the land of minecraft!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 27 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)

    Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)
    Server Name Madness SMP
    Server Type Vanilla Survival
    Age Requirement 21+
    Community Size 20+ Members
    Platform Java Edition

    FAQ

    Q: How can I apply to join Madness SMP?

    A: You can apply by visiting our Discord server at MAD-SMP.NET/DISCORD.

    Q: What is the age requirement to join Madness SMP?

    A: Players must be 21 years of age or older to join the server.

    Q: What is the community size of Madness SMP?

    A: We currently have over 20 active members in our community.

    Q: What features does Madness SMP offer?

    A: We have a giant spawn city with shops, mini-games, a diamond economy, a nether hub, and server-wide events to keep our community connected and engaged.

    Q: What platform does Madness SMP support?

    A: Madness SMP is a Java Edition server.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7 Treasure Maps Found: 14
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 28 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 13 Divine Scrolls Written: 23

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server

    Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being rejected by normies for being too hairy and smelling like onions? Do you wish you could find a place where you can talk about coding and WW2 without scaring off potential mates? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all hairy, onion-scented players who love to nerd out about history and technology.

    Join us and unleash your inner Bigfoot as you explore our virtual world filled with insane builds and crazy adventures. Who needs normies when you can find true love among fellow hairy, onion-loving gamers? Don’t be single, be a part of our hairy, nerdy community and let the FOIDS come to you!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Crystal Wands Charged: 11
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP

    Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

    Our server is home to a unique community of players who aren’t afraid to break the mold. Want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Go for it. Feel like starting a war with the neighboring village just for fun? Why not! And hey, if you’re into women with armpit hair, you’ll fit right in because we celebrate all forms of self-expression here.

    But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “TNT Tuesday” where the entire server gets together to blow stuff up, and “Skinny Dipping Saturdays” where we all strip down and go for a swim in the virtual ocean. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a pair of goggles for when things get really crazy. See you on the server!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Farms Harvested: 708 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Chimeras Created: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • CraftyJournalApologyNoWay

    CraftyJournalApologyNoWay
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where journaling drama meets virtual reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with blended families, spoiled brats, and torn pages of emotional turmoil.

    Vent your frustrations in our virtual world just like our player did in their journal. Explore the depths of family dynamics and sibling rivalry as you navigate through the chaos of living with a stepsister who just can’t keep her hands off your stuff.

    Witness the epic showdown as family members clash over privacy and personal expression. Will you stand your ground like our player did, or will you cave under the pressure to apologize for simply being honest?

    So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you experience such outrageous family drama and emotional rollercoasters while building your dream Minecraft world? Come for the gameplay, stay for the insanity. See you there!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 New Chunks Explored: 666243
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Villages Defended: 14
    Mines Excavated: 2163 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP

    RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP
    Remember that one time you accidentally blew up your friend’s base with a bunch of TNT in Minecraft? Yeah, well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic pranks, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as deranged as you are. Who needs boring old survival when you can join our SMP and experience the chaos firsthand? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Farms Harvested: 528 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • MineTuneWars

    MineTuneWars
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old theme songs? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic theme song that will have you jamming out while you mine for diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of digging through blocks to the beat of our catchy tune.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves while battling mobs. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is a disco diva in disguise, ready to challenge anyone to a dance-off.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you mine, dance, and battle a dragon all in one place? It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 23 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • MussoliniCraft: Fail for Respect!

    MussoliniCraft: Fail for Respect!
    come join our epic minecraft server where we revive the policy of failing badly behaved players to bring back respect! just like benito mussolini, we give schools the power to fail players based purely on their behavior in the game. if you grief, steal, or just generally act like a jerk, you might find yourself failing out of our server! but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and just adds to the excitement of the game. join us now for a truly unique and challenging minecraft experience!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Crops Grown: 9424
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Herobrine Sightings: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Future Icon Gang-Stalkers

    Future Icon Gang-Stalkers
    join our epic minecraft server where we have time-travelling tourists from the future gang-stalking players who have the potential to become cultural icons!!! imagine being followed around by rich time travelers who just want to see if you’re gonna be the next big thing in history!!! come join the fun and see if you’re being watched by someone from the future who just wants to see if you’ll make it big!!! it’s like the truman show but with time travelers and minecraft!!! don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and see if you’re the next big thing!!!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Divine Spears Created: 11
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 429

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Neuroshroud: The Abandoned Roleplay Modded Whitelist Survival Lore… and Cake!

    Neuroshroud: The Abandoned Roleplay Modded Whitelist Survival Lore… and Cake!

    NEUROSHROUD Server Overview

    Server Type Java | Roleplay • Survival
    Description The world was erased… but you’re still here. Experience a unique survival roleplay world where the NPCs are sentient and the landscape warps with a deep history.
    Launch Date October 10th

    NEUROSHROUD Server FAQ

    Question Answer
    What is the server type? NEUROSHROUD is a Java server focused on roleplay and survival aspects.
    When is the server launching? The server will be launched on October 10th.
    How can I join the server? You can apply for whitelist by joining the Discord server and following the application process.
    Is there a player-run economy? Yes, the server features a player-driven economy where progression is earned through skill and strategy.
    Are there any pay-to-win mechanics? No, there are no paywalls or advantages that can be bought. Success in the server is based on skill and adaptability.
    How are NPCs different in NEUROSHROUD? NPCs in NEUROSHROUD are sentient and remember the world before its erasure. Interactions with NPCs have significant consequences.
    What makes NEUROSHROUD stand out? NEUROSHROUD offers a unique survival experience with whitelisted roleplay, sentient NPCs, player-driven economy, custom modpack, lore-driven world, and optimized hosting.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Endless Legions Commanded: 14
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Pixelmon Quest Minecraft Server

    Pixelmon Quest Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be for all you adventurous gamers out there!

    Join us on our server where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, and a pet zombie that tells hilarious jokes.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Don’t miss out on the chance to become a legend in the most epic Minecraft server ever created. See you there!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9667 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • LiveUntilOurMinecraft SMPFeeling

    LiveUntilOurMinecraft SMPFeeling
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the curse of boomer privilege and live to see your 80s! We offer a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without the fear of dying from weird cancers or shit like that in your 60s. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any boomer vibes trying to sneak in. So come join us and defy the odds of aging gracefully in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 58
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Zombie Dances: 8

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • CraftyFam Minecraft Server

    CraftyFam Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of receiving boring, thoughtless gifts from your parents? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can exact revenge in the most hilarious way possible!

    Imagine this: you receive a $25 Starbucks gift card from your parents as a graduation gift, even though they know you’ve been boycotting Starbucks for months. Not to mention, you don’t even like coffee or tea! What a slap in the face, right? But fear not, on our server, you can take that gift card and use it as a weapon of mass destruction against your parents. Build a Starbucks in-game and force them to buy overpriced drinks from you! Show them who’s boss in the most epic way possible.

    And the best part? They won’t even know how you feel about it because it’s all happening in the virtual world. So come join us and let out all your pent-up frustration in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible. Let’s turn that gift card drama into a hilarious adventure on our server!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 19
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Secret Passages Found: 4

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • HouseHubbyHushHub

    HouseHubbyHushHub
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most outrageous stories can’t compete with the insanity of our virtual world! Join us and escape the drama of real life, like the tale of a 17-year-old player who has a 22-year-old half sister with a private jet and multiple houses.

    Imagine building your dream mansion with 8 bathrooms and a swim-up bar, or creating your own lakefront cabin with a dock for your boat (the one you can’t decide on, of course).

    Don’t worry about real-life family drama or not being able to afford a house, because in our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers). So come join us and leave your real-world problems behind – after all, who needs a trust fund when you have diamonds to mine and dragons to slay?

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Love Letters Sent: 20
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • MacNCheeseMuncher – Minecraft SMP

    MacNCheeseMuncher – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and creepers!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Pasta Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing noodles from unsuspecting villagers. Will you join forces with them or fight against their carb-loving ways?

    So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most mac & cheese-filled adventure of your Minecraft life. Just make sure to bring your appetite and a sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Magical Moments Shared: 8
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 28

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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