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HabitCraft: The Underrated Villager

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and watch as it attracts a swarm of friendly creepers who just want to party.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for baking the most delicious cakes you’ve ever tasted. Join us and witness the epic battle between the dragon and a giant army of angry llamas armed with laser beams.

So why wait? Join our server now and discover a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Magic Items Found:	4538

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

BoomBorder Minecraft Server

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OMG, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server! We got explosions like North Korea blowing up roads near the border with South Korea! It’s lit fam! But don’t worry, we won’t cut ties with u, we just wanna blow stuff up for funsies. Come join us for some explosive adventures and build your own border wall to keep out the creepers. It’s gonna be a blast, literally! Join now before Kim Jong-un decides to nuke us all!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

TalibanTakedownCraft

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Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got 500 elite Afghan soldiers who fought off them Taliban baddies settlin’ in Britain! like, imagine the stories they gonna tell around the campfire while buildin’ epic castles and fightin’ off creepers. Plus, they got mad skills so you know they gonna be bossin’ it in PVP battles. Come join the fun and be part of this epic adventure, fam!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Magic Items Found:	8743	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Tri-PhalliaCraft: 3 Shafts of Fun

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Yo, u gotta join dis crazy Minecraft server, cuz we got a dude with 3 PENISES! Yeah, u heard me right, THREE DONGS! It’s like some triphallia shiz up in here. We even did a post-mortem dissection to study the internal anatomy of his triple trouble down there. It’s wild, man! Come join us and see for yourself, it’s a real freak show in the best way possible. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime experience, join now!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Aevorion Realms

Survival

Aevorion Realms is a dynamic Minecraft SMP where creativity and adventure blend seamlessly. Explore vast, custom-crafted landscapes, build epic structures, and engage in thrilling survival gameplay. Whether you’re forming alliances, embarking on quests, or mastering new challenges, Aevorion Realms offers a unique experience for every player. Join a thriving community and shape your legacy in a world of endless possibilities!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Pixel Land

Arena, Boxpvp, Challenges, closed spaces, Combat, Competition, dynamic fights, Equipment, Events, no compromises, No Lag, Pixel Land, Polish, Polish server, progress tracking, PvP, Ranking system, Resources, Skills

We invite you to our Polish BoxPvP server, where pure competition and skills count! Enter the arena, challenge other players and show who is the best. The server offers dynamic PvP fights in closed spaces, as well as a ranking system that allows you to track your progress. Collect resources, upgrade your equipment and climb to the top of the rankings.

Regular events and PvP challenges await those who want to test their skills. No lag, no compromises – just pure combat. Join us and show your strength on the BoxPvP server!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

TUSA – ANARCHIC SERVER | PURE SPAWN server Minecraft

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The owner of the server “TUSA – ANARCHIC SERVER PURE SPAWN” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Void Armor Forged:	19

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

The Limbus Co. Minecraft Server #2019

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, oh no. We have Mirror Dungeons, Refraction Railway Lines, and even a Barber of La Manchaland roaming around.

Join us for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life as we extract targets like Faust and navigate through sections like Cinq West and Zwei West. Who needs a regular old survival server when you can be a part of this madness?

But wait, there’s more! This server is directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina. So get ready for some serious spoilers and mind-bending gameplay.

Download our app on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and dive into the chaos. Follow us on Twitter, YouTube, and our official site for even more insanity.

So why join this Minecraft server? Because where else can you find a combination of mining, building, and unraveling the mysteries of the Limbus Company? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Animals Bred:	61
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

The BlockyBoi Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a shut-in neet with zero friends? Do you want to break free from your dead-end relationship and finally have some fun? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join our server and become part of a wacky community where you can make friends, go clubbing on Halloween, and live out all your wildest dreams. Who needs real-life social interactions when you can have virtual ones in our pixelated world?

We have insane stories to tell, like the time a player built a rollercoaster that accidentally launched them into the sky, or when a group of players formed a secret underground society dedicated to worshipping a block of dirt.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living your best virtual life! Who knows, you might even find love (or at least a creeper to keep you company).

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Farms Harvested:	484	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CraftyLoveTriangle

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as juicy as a ripe watermelon!

Join us for a wild ride filled with secret love affairs, arranged marriages, and family secrets that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Explore a world where love knows no boundaries, even if it means marrying someone you know is gay and in love with your brother. Who needs traditional relationships when you can have a scandalous love triangle instead?

But wait, there’s more! Witness the aftermath of revealing long-held secrets and the chaos that ensues when custody battles and family drama collide. Will our players be able to navigate through the mess and come out on top, or will they be blown to bits like a poorly built redstone contraption?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about love, family, and Minecraft. Don’t be a blockhead, come join the fun today!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

RocketRaidReporter

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so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and u get to be a spy like that american journalist dude in israel! but, like, instead of getting charged with aiding the enemy, u get rewarded with diamonds and cool weapons! u can report on all the crazy rocket attacks happening in the game and be a hero! come join us and be a legendary spy for the enemy in minecraft land!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Farms Harvested:	925	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

MemoryCraft AnxietyFree

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lol u ever feel like ur brain needs a lil boost? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic Minecraft server where we have discovered a secret intranasal RNA therapy that will make u remember where u put ur diamonds and reduce ur anxiety about creepers blowing up ur house!

we found this magic potion that decreases the activity of a serotonin receptor in ur brain, making u a memory master and anxiety-free warrior in the world of blocks and zombies. our rodent models have shown significant improvements in memory and anxiety-like behaviors, so just imagine what it can do for u, a human player!

so come on, join us on this wild ride of brain-boosting and anxiety-reducing fun! who needs therapy when u have Minecraft and a secret potion to make u the ultimate player in the game? let’s get crafting and conquering, together!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Last Rampart

Adventure, city building, Community, Custom Items, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Minigames, multiplayer, Pets, private island, PvE, PvP, Questing, RPG, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, Talents, Towny, weapons

Come experience a unique adventure where you can create your own city or even your own private island. Our server offers you a multitude of personalized items: weapons, various objects, everything you need to make your experience unforgettable!

Also take advantage of our skills system which will allow you to improve your talents as you progress. And to make the adventure even more fun, adopt pets who will follow you on all your quests!

Join us and build your empire in your image!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	20

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

AxMC

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Welcome to AxMC, the Minecraft Survival server where the adventures never end! If you are looking for a place where you can let your creativity fly while facing the challenges of survival, this is the perfect place. In AxMC, each player has the opportunity to build their own path, from gigantic cities to secret bases deep in the map.

Our world is full of amazing biomes ready to be explored and conquered. Do you like the thrill of facing dangerous mobs or do you prefer to collect resources and trade with other players? You decide how to live your experience at AxMC! Plus, we have weekly events, special rewards, and a friendly community that’s always willing to help you. Join today and start your epic adventure at AxMC, where you set the limits!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Star Shards Collected:	178	Mines Excavated:	3867

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Imagine Being A Woman Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a woman means the only challenge you’ll face is fending off all the unattractive men trying to win your heart! But fear not, because on our server, you can build a fortress to keep them out or tame a pack of wolves to scare them away.

Join us for a wild adventure where the creepers are the least of your worries and the real danger is getting hit on by every Steve and Alex in sight. Who needs diamonds when you have the power to make all the unwanted suitors disappear with a flick of your enchanted sword?

So come on, ladies, join our server and show the world that being a woman in Minecraft isn’t about mining for resources, it’s about mining for the perfect man (or running away from him as fast as you can)!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1