LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE TRYNA FIND PORN WITHOUT A BLOWJOB – IMPOSSIBLE! COME JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE WHERE YOU CAN BUILD A MANSION MADE OF CHEESE AND RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST EVIL COWS. WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND DANCE PARTY WHERE THE CREEPERS ARE THE DJ’S AND THE ZOMBIES ARE THE BOUNCERS. TRUST ME, YOU’LL NEVER WANT TO LEAVE THIS CRAZY PLACE! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL THE INSANITY!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 97/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected: 28 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Villages Defended: 17
Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
Dragons Tamed: 4 Chimeras Created: 1
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 11 New Chunks Explored: 523113

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • MINEWARD – Where Villagers are NPCs, Creepers are Collectibles, and Steve is the Ultimate MMORPG Hero!

    MINEWARD – Where Villagers are NPCs, Creepers are Collectibles, and Steve is the Ultimate MMORPG Hero!
    Server IP mineward.net (1.20.4+)
    Discord https://discord.com/invite/EmSxmwJnNp

    Overview:

    • ⚔️ Choose a class! (Warrior, Archer or Mage)
    • 💀 Slay custom bosses like Skarrah the Conjurer of Runewoods, Wyreth the Exiled Prince, Vorklas the Ice Giant…
    • 💎 Custom gear and abilities, full-set bonuses, jewelry slots.
    • 📜 Explore the realm and do quests!
    • 🎣 Catch leviathans!

    FAQ:

    1. How do I choose a class?

    To choose a class, simply type the command “/class” in the chat and follow the prompts to select either Warrior, Archer, or Mage.

    2. Are there any custom bosses on the server?

    Yes, there are custom bosses like Skarrah the Conjurer of Runewoods, Wyreth the Exiled Prince, Vorklas the Ice Giant, and more for you to slay.

    3. Can I customize my gear and abilities?

    Yes, you can customize your gear and abilities with full-set bonuses and jewelry slots available for your customization.

    4. How do I explore the realm and do quests?

    To explore the realm and do quests, simply travel around the server and interact with NPCs to receive quests and embark on adventures.

    5. How can I catch leviathans?

    To catch leviathans, you will need to equip specific gear and use certain tools to successfully reel them in while fishing.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Mythical Quests Completed: 37
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 40
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Depression Escape Minecraft Server

    Depression Escape Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being weighed down by the crushing burden of depression in your real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape into a world where the only thing weighing you down is the massive diamond armor you just crafted. Say goodbye to your sad feels and hello to building epic structures, battling dragons, and making friends with virtual llamas who will never judge you for binge-watching cat videos at 3 am. So come on, join us and leave your depression in the dust – literally, because you’ll be mining for diamonds like there’s no tomorrow!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 35 Mythical Swords Crafted: 85
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Runes Activated: 3 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Random Anon’s SMP Adventures

    Random Anon’s SMP Adventures
    Oh, you gotta join our Minecraft SMP, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky madness! We’ve got llamas riding pigs, chickens in top hats, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself! Plus, our community is filled with quirky characters like Steve the Sheep Shearer and Enderman Ed, who’s always losing his blocks. So come on and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen – and probably will! Second season? Oh, honey, we’re just getting started!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 10 Players Killed by Monsters: 4941
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 39

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • BlockheadsRUs

    BlockheadsRUs
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy in-laws? Look no further than our server! We understand the struggles of dealing with unwanted advice and meddling family members. Join us for a stress-free gaming experience where you can build, explore, and mine without any unwanted interference.

    Just like how this player stood up to their in-laws, you can stand up to any griefers or trolls that try to ruin your gaming experience. Our server is a safe space where you can be yourself and enjoy all that Minecraft has to offer.

    So come on over and join us! Who knows, you might even find a new family of friends who will always have your back, just like this player’s wife did. Don’t let anyone tell you how to play the game – on our server, you make the rules!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 42
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • InfluencerGuru – Minecraft SMP

    InfluencerGuru – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for non-stop hilarity and chaos!

    Join us and you’ll be rubbing elbows with the likes of Steve, the legendary block-builder who once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. Or how about Herobrine, the mischievous prankster who once turned all the pigs on the server into flying pigs with jetpacks?

    But the real reason you should join our SMP is because of our resident llama, Larry. Larry may look like your average Minecraft llama, but he’s actually a secret agent sent by the llama overlords to keep an eye on all the players. Rumor has it that he once foiled a plot to steal all the diamonds on the server by spitting on the thieves until they ran away in disgust.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a llama or two.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 2330

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • MineCeleb: Recognize the Unsung!

    MineCeleb: Recognize the Unsung!
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and building all day? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes they were riding a pig dressed as a cowboy while battling a horde of evil chickens. Sound crazy? That’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cheese, ride a roller coaster through a volcano, or even participate in a synchronized swimming competition with a group of friendly dolphins. The possibilities are endless!

    So why waste your time on those boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 36 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • MooCraft: Where Cows Outgas Creeper Farts

    MooCraft: Where Cows Outgas Creeper Farts
    lol, forget about that boring stuff, come join our epic minecraft server instead! why waste time worrying about methane emissions when you can be building a giant cow farm in our world? we got cows, pigs, chickens, and even llamas for you to raise and breed.

    our server is so lit, we have a secret underground base where you can find all the rare loot and diamonds you could ever dream of. but be careful, there are creepers lurking around every corner ready to blow you up!

    if you join our server, you’ll also get the chance to ride a dragon and battle it out with other players in epic pvp battles. who needs fossil fuels when you have a fire-breathing dragon on your side, amirite?

    so what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and leave all that boring real-world stuff behind. trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 35 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 3940
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Epic Quests Completed: 16 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • No Boring Server: Subpar Roleplay, Mild Mods, Poking Vigorously, Weary Whitelisters

    No Boring Server: Subpar Roleplay, Mild Mods, Poking Vigorously, Weary Whitelisters
    Cobblemonia Minecraft Server

    Welcome to Cobblemonia Minecraft Server

    Overview

    Cobblemonia is a new Minecraft server where players can embark on their own adventure in a vast and diverse world. With opportunities to join different factions and create their own stories, players can shape their destiny in Cobblemon Chronicles.

    Server Information

    Server Version 1.20.1
    Server Type Whitelist Only
    Content Creators Yes

    Join Us

    If you’re interested in joining the Cobblemonia Minecraft Server, please fill out the application form. Applications are reviewed promptly for whitelist approval.

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    Is the server open to new players? Yes, we welcome new players to join our community.
    Are there any specific rules on the server? Please refer to our server rules provided upon whitelist approval.
    Can I join as a content creator? Yes, content creators are welcome on the server.
    How quickly are applications reviewed? Applications are reviewed promptly by admins.

    -Professor Tommo

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Runes Activated: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking cow who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power. But be warned, the potato is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious spud.

    Once you’ve conquered the chicken ninjas, you can join our weekly llama racing tournaments where the stakes are high and the llamas are even higher. And if you’re feeling really brave, you can venture into the depths of our custom-built dungeon filled with traps, puzzles, and a surprise appearance by a friendly dragon who just wants to play a game of chess.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 31 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Dimension Hops: 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Frozen Dictator Minecraft SMP

    Frozen Dictator Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than Hitler eating ice cream? Look no further! Our server is filled with wild adventures, crazy builds, and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning reality. Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers doing the Macarena, and villagers starting a rebellion against the players. Trust us, you won’t find a server more absurd and entertaining than this one! So come on, join us and let’s create some hilarious memories together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 98
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 9
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 15

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • LoveCraft SMP

    LoveCraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old relationships and intimacy in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we bring back the ancient art of wooing your crush with diamonds and building heart-shaped houses together! Forget about boring date nights, on our server, you’ll be battling mobs together, going on epic adventures, and even having romantic picnics on mountain peaks.

    Join us if you want to experience love in a whole new way in Minecraft. Who needs flowers and chocolates when you can give your partner a rare enchanted sword or a pet creeper? Love is in the air on our server, so come join us and find your Minecraft soulmate today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 11 Elemental Crystals Collected: 97
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 327

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • MineCrafty2024

    MineCrafty2024
    Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic adventure of your life! In 2024, players have reported finding diamond blocks raining from the sky, pigs riding on top of creepers, and even witnessing a battle between a giant chicken and a zombie horde. Don’t miss out on the chance to become a legendary hero in this wacky and wild world. So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and see what crazy shenanigans await you in 2024!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Gods Slained: 0
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Meteorite Armor Created: 22 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 11

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • NATOcraft: Biden’s Invite

    NATOcraft: Biden’s Invite
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukranian diplomats begging for nato invites before biden goes bye bye! like wtf mate, who knew minecraft had such high stakes political drama?! join now to witness the chaos unfold and maybe even score yourself a nato invite while you’re at it! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 8 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 103
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Gods Slained: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Star Shards Collected: 290

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 50 Crystal Wands Charged: 7
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Gods Slained: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Oblivious to the Minigames

    Oblivious to the Minigames

    Oblivion Minecraft Server Overview:

    Game Mode New game mode focused on team play, pvp, and strategy
    Features – Gather resources as a team
    – Fight unique neutral objectives
    – Destroy enemy’s monuments
    Discord Join the discord

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided in the discord server.
    Is there a specific team size for this game mode? Teams can vary in size, but it is recommended to play with a group of friends for better coordination.
    What happens if our team loses all our resources? If your team loses all resources, you can work together to gather more and make a comeback.
    Can I play solo or do I need a team? While you can play solo, the game mode is designed for team play, so having a team is recommended for better gameplay experience.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 79 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 15 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 27 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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