LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE TRYNA FIND PORN WITHOUT A BLOWJOB – IMPOSSIBLE! COME JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE WHERE YOU CAN BUILD A MANSION MADE OF CHEESE AND RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST EVIL COWS. WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND DANCE PARTY WHERE THE CREEPERS ARE THE DJ’S AND THE ZOMBIES ARE THE BOUNCERS. TRUST ME, YOU’LL NEVER WANT TO LEAVE THIS CRAZY PLACE! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL THE INSANITY!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 95/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 2
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
Players Killed by Monsters: 3878 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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