LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE TRYNA FIND PORN WITHOUT A BLOWJOB – IMPOSSIBLE! COME JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE WHERE YOU CAN BUILD A MANSION MADE OF CHEESE AND RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST EVIL COWS. WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND DANCE PARTY WHERE THE CREEPERS ARE THE DJ’S AND THE ZOMBIES ARE THE BOUNCERS. TRUST ME, YOU’LL NEVER WANT TO LEAVE THIS CRAZY PLACE! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL THE INSANITY!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 103/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
Infernal Machines Built: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 7
Meteorite Armor Created: 24 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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