Blowjob-Proof Minecraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

EstateSaleGoneWrong

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Are you tired of boring old family drama? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use next!

Join us and escape the real world where relatives argue over house prices and instead build your dream home without any pesky inheritance disputes.

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps, just like the time Uncle Bob accidentally set fire to the entire village with a misplaced torch.

So why wait? Join us now and leave the real world behind for a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken statue. Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing over property values!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Animals Bred:	149
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

LoveCraft SMP: First Love Lessons

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where first love isn’t just a teenage crush, it’s a game changer!

Picture this: you’re building a cozy little house when suddenly, Cupid himself shoots you with his arrow and you fall head over heels for another player. But here’s the twist – if you break up, your house gets blown up! That’s right, love is a battlefield in this SMP!

But don’t worry, it’s not all heartbreak and explosions. Join us and see how experiencing first love shapes the way you view relationships later in life. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in a pixelated paradise. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the love (and chaos) begin!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Mines Excavated:	2940	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Players Killed by Monsters:	4745	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

MemoryCraft: Cringe Edition

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Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Join our Minecraft server and create new embarrassing memories that will haunt you forever!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink llamas comes charging at you, stealing all your precious loot and laughing maniacally. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out their best dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just find yourself in a heated potato sack race with a group of zombie villagers, or participating in a competitive sheep shearing contest against a team of evil witches.

So why wait? Join our server today and make memories that will have you laughing (or cringing) for years to come!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PastaCraft Minecraft Server

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so like, this server is like the Italy of Minecraft servers, except we don’t ban anyone from travelling anywhere, especially not to seek surrogacy! come join us and experience the joy of building your own virtual family with our surrogacy-friendly community. who needs Italy when you can have a Minecraft baby mama? lolz.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9980	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Void Armor Forged:	27
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

RiotCraft: Moldovan Misfits

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OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, IT’S LIT AF! WE GOT MOLOVAN POLICE TRAINING PEEPS TO STAGE RIOTS AND UNREST IN RUSSIA, BUT INSTEAD, THEY DECIDED TO MAKE A MINECRAFT SERVER!

JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC RIOTS AND CHAOS, BUT LIKE, IN A FUN WAY! BUILD YOUR OWN RIOT GEAR AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIE COPS (JK, THERE’S NO ZOMBIE COPS, JUST REGULAR ZOMBIES)!

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, BUT SHHH, DON’T TELL ANYONE!

SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S CAUSE SOME DIGITAL MAYHEM TOGETHER! #RIOTCRAFTFOREVER #LOLZYTOWN

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Vacation Cancelled, Creeper Invasion!

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So, like, imagine this, right? You’re chilling in your house, minding your own business, when suddenly you get a call from the CIA or MI5 or whatever, and they’re like, “Yo, we need you to join this Minecraft server ASAP!” And you’re like, “What the heck, why?” And they’re all like, “Because there’s this secret underground base hidden in the server where we keep all our top-secret files and stuff. You gotta join and help us protect it from evil hackers and stuff!”

And you’re just like, “Um, okay, sure, why not?” So you join the server and you’re greeted by a bunch of other agents who are all decked out in cool spy gear and stuff. And they’re like, “Welcome to our top-secret Minecraft server! We’ve got all kinds of crazy missions for you to complete, like infiltrating enemy bases, rescuing hostages, and even taking down a rogue AI that’s threatening to destroy the world!”

And you’re just like, “This is insane, but also kinda awesome.” So you start completing missions and leveling up your spy skills, and before you know it, you’re the top agent on the server. You’ve got all the cool gadgets, you’ve saved the world like a million times, and you even have your own secret base hidden somewhere in the server.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just about building stuff and mining diamonds, but also about saving the world from evil masterminds and stuff, then this is the server for you. Join now and become the ultimate spy hero!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	6081	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Mouse Distract & Escape Server

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Yo, so like, dis Minecraft server is da bomb diggity, ya know? Like, we got male mice distractin’ aggressors with females and stuff. It’s like a whole soap opera drama goin’ on in da Minecraft world. Join us for some crazy mouse antics and maybe even find luv in a blocky world. So come on, join da fun and see what all da hype is about!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Holy Grails Found:	1	New Chunks Explored:	843077
Endless Night Skies:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Join CozyCraft SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

**Join CozyCraft SMP** **Minecraft 1.21 | Java and Bedrock Compatible**

**What Makes CozyCraft SMP Unique?** – **400 Member Community** Join our welcoming Discord family, where we build friendships and unforgettable experiences – **Player Driven Government and Economy** Your choices shape the server. Take part in our immersive economy, create laws, and engage in politics – **No Mods Just Plugins** Enjoy a semi-vanilla experience with powerful plugins that bring a fresh twist to gameplay – **Constantly Evolving World** Dive into new biomes and dynamic terrain updates every season. Adventure awaits at every corner

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Warships & Stars: Where pirates sail and aliens wail! Join the chaos on this unique server!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name
Modpack	Hand-made with mods like Create and Clockwork
Description	Automate and industrialize anything you can imagine
Invite Link	https://discord.gg/yMfj8DZUu9

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Click on the invite link above to join the Discord server and get more information on how to join the Minecraft server.
What mods are included in the modpack?	Mods like Create and Clockwork are included to enhance automation and industrialization gameplay.
Is the server always online?	The server may have scheduled maintenance or updates, but it is generally online for players to enjoy.
Can I invite my friends to play on the server?	Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server by sharing the invite link with them.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Pixel Poo Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. Rumor has it that if you can find the golden potato hidden within the base, you’ll gain the power to control time itself.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to challenge players to absurd tasks, like building a giant statue of a chicken using only pink wool and diamond blocks. And if you manage to complete their challenges, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

Oh, and did we mention the giant cheese volcano that erupts every hour, spewing gooey cheese all over the landscape? It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many blocks of TNT). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Villages Defended:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Demon Skulls Collected:	28

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Snowy Bros Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of Justin Bieber, and have epic battles with other players using nothing but baked potatoes as weapons. Our server is like a mix between a circus and a war zone, but with more explosions and less clowns (unless you count the players, of course).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server, and if you can earn their trust, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams. Just don’t ask too many questions about how they became the rulers of our world…it’s a long and weird story involving a magic carpet and a talking cactus.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on whitebros…our response? and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back…and you may never look at a blocky pig the same way again.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

NoHusbandNoWedding

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Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of block-building fun and leave the real-life drama behind.

We promise you won’t find any pictures of late husbands causing a ruckus at weddings here. Our server is a safe space for all players, no matter how complicated their family dynamics may be.

So come on and join us for a virtual escape from the chaos of real life. Build, explore, and have a blast without worrying about seating arrangements or family feuds. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

LifeChangingSMP – What’s a seemingly small decision you made that ended up drastically changing your life?

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Join our Minecraft SMP and make decisions that will change your virtual life forever! One player joined our server and accidentally punched a pig, which led to a chain of events that resulted in them becoming the ruler of the entire server. Another player decided to build a giant statue of a chicken, which somehow unlocked a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot. Who knows what crazy decisions you’ll make that will lead to epic adventures and unexpected twists on our server! Join now and prepare for the unexpected!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

PixelPeepers

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join in on the fun of accidentally seeing your fellow players naked! Our custom plugin randomly removes players’ clothes when they least expect it, leading to hilarious moments of embarrassment and laughter. Join now for a chance to catch a glimpse of Steve’s pixelated booty or watch as Alex desperately tries to cover up with a block of dirt. Don’t miss out on the chance to see who you’ll accidentally see naked next on our wild and wacky server!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MissileCraft Server: Zelensky’s Victory Plan

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most insane missile package to force russia to talk to us, just like Zelensky in Brussels! we have explosions, chaos, and lots of drama just like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers! join now to be part of the most intense diplomatic negotiations in minecraft history! who needs real life when you can be a part of this crazy adventure?!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2