Are creepers blowing up your progress? Are skeletons shooting down your motivation? Join our Minecraft SMP and let’s turn those stumbling blocks into building blocks! Our server is like a virtual gym, where you can mine away those extra pounds and craft yourself into a lean, mean, pixelated machine. Plus, rumor has it that our enchanted golden apples have magical weight loss properties – just ask Steve, he lost 50 pounds in diamonds in just one week! So come join us and let’s dig our way to a healthier, happier you!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 102/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 9
Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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