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Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 100/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Mythical Swords Crafted: 73
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
Ether Blades Crafted: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
Treasure Maps Found: 9 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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