BlockyVaxNation | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	896
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Astral Projections Made:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Reality Warps Survived:	2

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9202
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
New Chunks Explored:	14505	Magic Items Found:	2520
Dragon Scales Harvested:	416	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7127
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1762	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4157
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	54	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9804
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ores Mined:	5186	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	223
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Love Letters Sent:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Chimeras Created:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4169
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	294	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9656
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Alien Abductions:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ores Mined:	6927	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1894	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9716
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Villages Defended:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	3272	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8875
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Emeralds Found:	1511
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Magic Items Found:	7516	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5615
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Love Letters Sent:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Void Gems Collected:	16	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4886
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Void Gems Collected:	34
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9439
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9629
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	277
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Divine Spears Created:	13

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7360
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Farms Harvested:	304
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Astral Projections Made:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!