BlockyVaxNation | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5250
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Potions Brewed:	152	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Void Gems Collected:	14	Mines Excavated:	1995
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Divine Spears Created:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

New Minecraft Servers

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we got more restrictions than a Karen at a PTA meeting! Our mask requirements are so strict, even the creepers gotta cover their faces! And don’t even get me started on our vaccine mandates, you gotta show proof of immunity just to enter the Nether!

We shut down schools faster than you can say “homework,” but hey, it’s all for the greater good, right? Our server is so safe, you’ll probably live longer here than in the real world! Plus, we got so many crazy events and mini-games, you’ll never want to log off!

So come on down to our server, where the only thing spreading faster than COVID-19 is the fun! Join now and see why our restrictions are the best thing since enchanted diamond swords!

RespawnRedoCraft

bettering oneself, changing course, correcting mistakes, do-over, fresh start, Improvement, learning from failure, Making amends, new beginning, opportunity, RECLAIMING, Redemption, RespawnRedoCraft, Retry!, second chance, seizing the moment, starting over, taking another shot, trying again, turning things around

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5642
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76

Are you tired of your boring old Minecraft server where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some much-needed adrenaline into your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride where you can battle giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts that lead to chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a magical land where llamas ride on unicorns.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for the most epic and absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!

MexiCraft Server: Trump’s Revenge

América Mexicana, bilateral relations, cultural identity, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, Latin America, mexico, MexiCraft, national pride, nationalism, North America, Politics, president, Renaming, response, Revenge, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4920
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Void Armor Forged:	18
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1

LOL SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF MEXICO AND AMERICA HAD A BABY AND NAMED IT AMÉRICA MEXICANA. LIKE, WHOA.

JOIN THIS SERVER IF YOU WANNA SEE TRUMP AND THE MEXICAN PRESIDENT HAVE A BUILDING COMPETITION. LIKE, WHO CAN MAKE THE BIGGEST WALL?

ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU CAN FIND A SECRET TACO MINE WITH UNLIMITED TACOS. LIKE, TACOS FOR DAYS, BRO.

PLUS, THERE’S A QUEST WHERE YOU HAVE TO SAVE A LLAMA NAMED JUAN FROM A CREEPER. LIKE, WHAT EVEN IS THIS SERVER?

SO YEAH, IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER, JOIN AMÉRICA MEXICANA. IT’S LIT, FAM. 🌮🇲🇽🇺🇸

MexiCraft: ChideTrump, MexiAmericaSoundsNice

border control, chides, ChideTrump, controversy, criticism, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, Government, immigration, international relations, Latin America, MexiAmericaSoundsNice, Mexican America, mexico, Mexico-US relations, MexiCraft, North America, Politics, president, rhetoric, sounds nice, trump, united states

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4180
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	33	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, bro. it’s like, the wildest ride of ur life, i swear.

picture this: u log in and u see a giant taco castle, like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, amirite? and then u gotta fight off zombie pinatas with swords made of churros. it’s, like, insane, dude.

oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground tequila bar where u can get drunk with llamas. i know, right? it’s, like, the coolest thing ever.

plus, the mexico president is, like, always online, dissing trump and stuff. it’s, like, so funny. he’s, like, “mexican america sounds nice, bro.” i can’t even.

so, like, join this server, bro. it’s, like, a fiesta every day. u won’t regret it, i promise. #tacotuesdayeveryday

Boomers Guide Gen Z

aging gracefully, Aging population, Boomers, Contribution, fulfilling lives, fulfillment, future generations, Gen, generativity, guidance, Guide, Happiness, intergenerational relationships, life satisfaction, mental health, older adults, personal growth, Positive Psychology, psychological well-being, research, study, well-being, well-being benefits

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7543
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Star Shards Collected:	92
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

join our epic minecraft server for a wild ride of fun and craziness! we got older adults who are like, super into guiding and contributing to future generations, like they’re basically minecraft gurus or something. they’re all about that generativity life, and it’s gonna make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. plus, they’re more likely to have psychological well-being, so you know you’re in good hands.

come join us and lead a fulfilling life in the world of minecraft! we’ve got insane stories to tell, like the time a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava (don’t worry, they had fire resistance potions). or the time a group of players formed a band and had a concert in the middle of a forest, with creepers as their audience (they loved it, by the way).

so what are you waiting for? come on over to our server and experience the wackiness for yourself. who knows, you might just find your new minecraft family here. let’s get this party started!

EarthSMP

Adventure, BUILD, Community, CONTENT, Custom terrain, Discord, Earth, Earthsmp, Explore, Fun, helicopters, Join, planet earth, Play, Release, release date, Server, smp, stay tuned, Survival, Terrain

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5490
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Magic Items Found:	8757	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Minecraft Earth SMP Server

Overview
If you’ve been looking for a server that’s literally the planet earth, we’ve got you covered. With custom terrain and even helicopters, we make sure you have endless content.
The server is just about to release so join the discord and stay tuned https://discord.gg/Bz65by59 (if the link doesn’t work, head into discord and type discord.gg/earthsmplive)

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the Minecraft Earth SMP Server?	You can join by following the invite link provided in the discord channel. Make sure to stay tuned for the release!
Is the server modded?	Yes, the server has custom terrain and even helicopters, providing unique content for players.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is likely running the latest version of Minecraft to ensure compatibility and optimal gameplay experience.

Ethereal Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, Being, Ethereal, Imagine, Imagine this being your wife, Realms, sigh, Wife, your

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9193
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Buildings Constructed:	35
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

OMG, imagine logging onto our server and finding a Minecraft wife who can actually cook you virtual food! Like, forget Tinder, this server is where you’ll find your true pixelated love. Plus, she’ll never nag you to take out the virtual trash! Join now for a chance at pixelated marital bliss!

MidnightMunchies Minecraft Server

bedtime, bedtime routine, Communication, compromise, consideration, cookie, decompress, Dinner, family, favorite chips, Hungry, late shift, late-night snack, MidnightMunchies, Minecraft, misunderstanding, parenting, sandwich, Server, snack, Understanding, Upset, Wife

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3247
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Need a break from your wife’s late night meltdowns? Join us and build your own virtual paradise!

On our server, you can create your own bedtime routine without any judgment. No need to worry about sneaking out for a sandwich, just focus on crafting the perfect meal for your virtual avatar. And if you happen to forget to check on your in-game spouse before heading out, don’t worry – they won’t hold a grudge!

Join us now and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and snacking on virtual cookies without any real-life consequences. Plus, who knows, you might even find a virtual bag of chips to save your in-game relationships!

HubsCashUpgrade

aita, bank accounts, Car Insurance, Commission, Dinners, Expenses, family, Financial Communication, financial equality, financial responsibility, financial stress, HubsCashUpgrade, husband, income, income gap, income increase, irritated, kid expenses, Marriage, Sales, savings

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6774
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Zombie Dances:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your marriage choices? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly arguing with your spouse over who should pay for in-game expenses.

Our server is perfect for players who enjoy drama and financial disputes. Build your virtual world while also building resentment towards your partner for not chipping in for the latest updates and upgrades.

Who needs shared bank accounts when you can have virtual arguments over who should pay for the car insurance in Minecraft? Join now and see if your marriage can survive the ultimate test of financial responsibility in a pixelated world.

EmoQueen SMP: Spotting Unmet Needs

Affection, appreciation, Communication, Connection, EmoQueen, emotional needs, Empathy, empowerment, fulfillment, Intimacy, love, mental health, recognition, SECURITY, self esteem, smp, Spotting, Support, Trust, Understanding, unmet, unmet needs, validation, Women

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5552
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
New Chunks Explored:	982485	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Yo bros, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta know all about the emotional needs of women. Like, they always be wanting attention and validation, ya know? And if you don’t give it to them, they start acting all cray cray. So if you see a girl on the server building a giant heart out of pink wool, you better go give her some diamonds or she gonna explode or something. Trust me, I’ve seen it happen.

But for real, this server is lit AF and we got all the crazy builds and drama you could ever want. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we only let in people who can do the floss dance IRL. So if you wanna be part of the coolest crew in Minecraft history, hit us up and join the madness. Just remember to bring your A-game and some tissues for all the tears of joy you’ll be shedding. Let’s get this bread, fam! 🍞💯 #MinecraftSMPGoals #GirlsLoveDiamonds #FlossOrGTFO 🕺🏼💎

SnotCraft – Clearing Drip & Having Fun!

Allergies, Clearing, cold, Congestion, cough, Drip, flu, Fun, health, home remedies, mucus, nasal congestion, nasal drip remedies, natural remedies, post nasal drip, Relief, remedies, remedies for post nasal drip, Sinus, sinus infection, SnotCraft, sore throat, Treatment, wellness

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1115
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Are you tired of constantly dealing with post nasal drip after a cold? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and let the power of building and crafting magically clear your sinuses. Our virtual world is filled with secret potions and enchanted blocks that will have you breathing easy in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon has a special remedy that will have you feeling like a brand new player. So come on over and say goodbye to post nasal drip forever!

Block and Banter Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, assets frozen, banned organization, banter, BLOCK, Blood and Honour, criminal organization, extremism, extremist group, far right, far-right movement, Government, group, hate group, illegal activities, Minecraft, national security, nationalist, racism, radicalization, Server, Terrorism, violence, White Supremacy

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8067
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

so, liek, dis minecraft server is da bomb diggity, yo. u gotta join cuz we got crazier shenanigans den a llama on a pogo stick. we got diamond armor-wearing chickens and creepers that explode in confetti.

rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u might just stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure and cake. and if u find da hidden portal, u can travel to a land where pigs fly and cows do the macarena.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret society of villagers who throw wild parties every night and trade emeralds for enchanted items. and if u dare to challenge the ender dragon, u might just find yourself in a dance-off instead of a battle.

so come on, join dis server and experience da wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous adventures in all of minecraft. but beware, once u join, there’s no turning back. da fun will never end!

ZapBoomCraft: RussianRage

air raid, Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, current events, Destruction, eastern europe, international news, kills 13, military attack, political tensions, Russia-Ukraine relations, Russian airstrike, RussianRage, Tragedy, Ukrainian city, violence, War, world news, ZapBoomCraft, Zaporizhzhia

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8981
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Zombie Dances:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Animals Bred:	142
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

come join our minecraft server where the only explosions you’ll see are creeper blasts, not russian airstrikes! we promise no one will die, except maybe your character if you’re not careful. plus, our city of Zaporizhzhia is filled with hidden treasures and secret passageways, just like a real war zone! join now for a truly explosive experience, without all the real-life danger.

Death Day Celebration

celebration, Christian, Christian holiday, crucifixion, crucifixion of Jesus, Day, death, Easter, FAITH, Good Friday, holiday, HOLY WEEK, Jesus Christ, observance, Redemption, Religious, Remembrance, resurrection, sacrifice, Solemn, tradition

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4188
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	30	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Villages Defended:	7	Void Armor Forged:	30
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Epic Quests Completed:	9

LOL come join our minecraft server, we got more fun than a llama riding a pig! we got so many diamonds you’ll be bling blingin like a disco ball. our mods are cooler than a polar bear in sunglasses.

we got mini games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll snort like a pig. our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a block of tnt.

join us and you’ll have more fun than a chicken doing the cha cha slide. trust me, you won’t regret it. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started!

Social Media Rage Craft

Craft, emotional reactions, frequent users, infrequent peers, irritability, irritability test, Media, new findings, Posting, RAGE, Social, social media, social media behavior, social media effects, social media free, social media habits, social media impact, social media patterns, social media posting, social media research, social media study, social media usage, Tempers

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5108
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8

So, like, this Minecraft server is like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? If you join, you’ll be like, super chill and not all irritable like those peeps who post on social media all the time. Like, seriously, who needs that drama?

Join our server and you’ll be so zen, you’ll be able to build the most epic creations without getting all worked up over some stupid tweet. Plus, our community is so rad, you’ll make friends for life and never feel the need to vent your frustrations online.

So, like, come on over and join us, because who needs social media drama when you can have a blast in the virtual world of Minecraft? Let’s build some insane stuff together and leave all that irritability behind!

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

banner, description, Girls, girls only, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, Server, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1305
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

The owner of the “SURVIVAL ONLY FOR GIRLS” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mr.wn3g.vanillaboxmc.ru