come join our minecraft server, where the only risk is dying from laughter! our server is so lit, even covid-19 is scared to come near us. we got vaccinated mobs roaming around, making sure everyone stays healthy and happy.

if you don’t join our server, you might as well be signing up for a heart attack, stroke, or even death! our players are so protected, they could survive a zombie apocalypse without breaking a sweat.

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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 101/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Dimension Hops: 9
Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 15
Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 8

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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