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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 99/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
Treasure Maps Found: 4 Gods Slained: 1
Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 21
World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 188

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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