so, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join because the Dutch Parliament voted to designate Samidoun as a terror organization. like, who even is Samidoun? sounds like a crazy villain from a superhero movie. but, like, on this server, we’re all about fighting off the evil Samidoun and saving the world from destruction. join us and be a hero, bro. plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of Samidoun you’ve ever seen. it’s, like, so realistic, you’ll feel like you’re actually battling him. so, come on, join our server and save the world from the terror of Samidoun. it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 102/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
New Chunks Explored: 798182 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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