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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 95/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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