so, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join because the Dutch Parliament voted to designate Samidoun as a terror organization. like, who even is Samidoun? sounds like a crazy villain from a superhero movie. but, like, on this server, we’re all about fighting off the evil Samidoun and saving the world from destruction. join us and be a hero, bro. plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of Samidoun you’ve ever seen. it’s, like, so realistic, you’ll feel like you’re actually battling him. so, come on, join our server and save the world from the terror of Samidoun. it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 103/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Astral Projections Made: 1
Cozy Campfires Lit: 13 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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