so, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join because the Dutch Parliament voted to designate Samidoun as a terror organization. like, who even is Samidoun? sounds like a crazy villain from a superhero movie. but, like, on this server, we’re all about fighting off the evil Samidoun and saving the world from destruction. join us and be a hero, bro. plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of Samidoun you’ve ever seen. it’s, like, so realistic, you’ll feel like you’re actually battling him. so, come on, join our server and save the world from the terror of Samidoun. it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 106/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
Star Shards Collected: 194 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
Void Armor Forged: 18 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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