so, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join because the Dutch Parliament voted to designate Samidoun as a terror organization. like, who even is Samidoun? sounds like a crazy villain from a superhero movie. but, like, on this server, we’re all about fighting off the evil Samidoun and saving the world from destruction. join us and be a hero, bro. plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of Samidoun you’ve ever seen. it’s, like, so realistic, you’ll feel like you’re actually battling him. so, come on, join our server and save the world from the terror of Samidoun. it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 100/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 10
Emeralds Found: 3988 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Potions Brewed: 61
Dimension Hops: 9 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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