so, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join because the Dutch Parliament voted to designate Samidoun as a terror organization. like, who even is Samidoun? sounds like a crazy villain from a superhero movie. but, like, on this server, we’re all about fighting off the evil Samidoun and saving the world from destruction. join us and be a hero, bro. plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of Samidoun you’ve ever seen. it’s, like, so realistic, you’ll feel like you’re actually battling him. so, come on, join our server and save the world from the terror of Samidoun. it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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