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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 110/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 6109

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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