BlockyLoveExpressions | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MomVsGFYosemiteVacay

Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, cross-cultural relationships, Cultural differences, Cultural traditions, Decision making, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family expectations, Guilt, indian parents, long term girlfriend, Marriage, MomVsGFYosemiteVacay, parental approval, relationship struggles, transparency, Ultimatum, Yosemite trip

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1960
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	644
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Magical Moments Shared:	27

Are you tired of dealing with Indian parents who just don’t understand your long-term Mexican girlfriend? Look no further than our Minecraft server for a break from the drama and a chance to build your dream world where cultural differences don’t matter!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the pressure of family expectations and create your own rules. Build a virtual Yosemite with your GF without any ultimatums or guilt trips from mom. And hey, if your dad wants to come meet her in the game, we’ve got plenty of virtual space for a family reunion like no other!

Don’t let cultural clashes hold you back from living your best virtual life. Join our server today and show your parents that love knows no boundaries, even in the world of Minecraft!

RevoltCraft: Healthcare Trash, Wealth Inequality, Average American Blues

17th France, activism, American, Average, Average American, Blues, economic disparity, fellow Americans, government accountability, grassroots movement, Healthcare, healthcare reform, income inequality, INEQUALITY, inequality crisis, political corruption, Political unrest, Positive Change, protest movement, RevoltCraft, revolution, social justice, social reform, societal change, Trash, wealth, Wealth Inequality

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1496
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of the real world being a dumpster fire? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and let’s start a revolution against the oppressive mobs and exploitative villagers! Our healthcare may be virtual, but it’s top-notch and free for all players. Plus, with our wealth redistribution system, everyone has a fair shot at diamonds and emeralds. So come join us and let’s overthrow the corrupt Minecraft government together! Who needs real-world problems when you can have virtual chaos and fun instead?

MissileCraft: Kim’s Delivery Service

arms race, Conflict, Defense, Delivery, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Kims, Military, military technology, MissileCraft, Missiles, North Korea, proliferation, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, service, Ukraine, united nations, weapons

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6692
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Divine Spears Created:	30
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Star Shards Collected:	195	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

so, liek, u kno how in minecraft u can make missilez? well, this server is liek north korea but without all the bad stuff. we make missilez for russia to use in ukraine. but dont worry, its all in good fun! come join us and help us make the biggest, baddest missilez in all of minecraft. who needs diamonds when u can have missilez, amirite? join now and be part of our top secret operation, itll be a blast! literally.

Seasonal Waifu Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, Anime, anime character, Anime Community, anime crush, anime fandom, Anime girl, anime girl question, anime lover, anime question, anime season, anime waifu, best girl, favorite character, favorite waifu, fictional character, Fictional crush., Otaku, Quest, Season, Seasonal, waifu, waifu question

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3014
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Dimension Hops:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Bro, forget about waifus, join this Minecraft server and build a harem of pixelated chickens instead!

We’ve got more colors of sheep than you can count, it’s like a rainbow threw up all over the place!

And don’t even get me started on the creepers, those little green boogers will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the ultimate blend of chaos and creativity!

Resent Japan and Korea Minecraft SMP

Asian neighbors, brotherhood, common heritage, cooperation, Cultural differences, Diplomacy, east asia, forgiveness, historical animosity, international relations, Japan, Korea, long-standing grudges, Minecraft, mutual respect, Peace, reconciliation, regional stability, resent, Resentment, smp, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3611
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the ultimate battle between Japan and Korea! Will they finally put aside their differences and become like brothers? Or will the rivalry continue to escalate in hilarious and unexpected ways? Join now to find out and be a part of this epic showdown in the world of Minecraft! Plus, we have rare in-game items like magical kimchi swords and sushi armor that you won’t find anywhere else. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and help bring peace (or chaos) to this unique server!

AccomplishedSteve – Minecraft SMP

AccomplishedSteve, accomplishment, Achievements, aspirations, Contentment, dreams, fulfillment, Gratitude, introspection, Legacy, life evaluation, life goals, Minecraft, mortality, personal growth, purpose, Reflection, regrets, satisfaction, self reflection, self worth, smp, success

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	754
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

LOL, imagine dying and being like “Oh no, I didn’t join that epic Minecraft SMP where we ride pigs into battle and build giant statues of Steve with diamond armor!” Like, come on, bro, don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most epic server ever. We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and a roller coaster that goes through the Nether. Plus, our admin is a talking chicken who gives out diamonds like they’re candy. So, like, join now or forever regret not being part of the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

TrashFlickzMC

b movie, cheesy movie, cult cinema, cult classic, cult classic movies, cult classics, cult favorite, cult favorites, cult film, cult hit, cult movie, favorite bad movie, garbage movie, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure films, guilty pleasure movie, Hidden Gem, so bad it’s good, TrashFlickzMC, underrated films, underrated movies

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9995
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Are you tired of watching the same old boring movies over and over again? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have our very own exclusive movie night every week where we watch the absolute worst, most cringeworthy movies ever made! From cheesy rom-coms to hilariously bad action flicks, we guarantee you’ll have a blast laughing your blocky head off.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Trash Cinema Museum, where you can explore virtual exhibits dedicated to the most infamous flops in film history. Want to see the actual rubber shark from that terrible Jaws knockoff? Or maybe you’d like to take a selfie with the cardboard cutout of the “star” of a forgotten ’80s sci-fi disaster? It’s all here, waiting for you to discover!

So why waste your time on other boring servers when you can join us for a movie experience like no other? Come on in and make your garbage movie dreams come true!

FluCraftDownUndr

Australian, avian flu, child, detect, epidemiology, FluCraftDownUndr, global health, H5N1, health, India, Infectious Disease, influenza, outbreak, pandemic, public health, rare, respiratory illness, scientists, Strain, travel, Virus

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8166
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Farms Harvested:	140
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the real world where rare bird flu strains are attacking children who travel to India! on our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from the deadly virus and even create a cure using only blocks and redstone! join now and save the world from this crazy epidemic while also building epic structures and battling zombies! don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join now!

Enchanted Pixel Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, advice, ANONYMOUS, Appearance, b.., critique, Enchanted, Evaluation, Feedback, feedback request, forum, Girlfriend, girlfriend approval, Honesty, judgment, Online Community, opinion, Personality, PIXEL, Rating, Realm, relationship, social media, Thoughts

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3796
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Votes:	3652	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Bro, forget about your girlfriend and join this epic Minecraft server where the blocks are hotter than her!

We got creepers that explode like your ex’s drama, and zombies that are more braindead than your last relationship.

Join us for some pixelated fun and forget about real life drama, because on this server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the sickest castle and trolling your friends.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever experienced. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unlike that last Tinder date you went on.

Vtuber Conspiracies Minecraft SMP

conspiracies, conspiracy theories, digital influencers, internet culture, Internet Mysteries, internet secrets, Minecraft, online communities, online conspiracies, online gossip, online mysteries, online rumors, online speculation, online theories, smp, virtual content creators., virtual entertainment, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, vtuber community, VTuber fans

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	868
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Enchantments Applied:	109	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Chimeras Created:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we dive deep into the world of vtuber conspiracies! Join us as we uncover the truth behind why all the cows in the game are secretly vtubers in disguise. Rumor has it that if you mine straight down at exactly 3:33 AM, you’ll uncover a secret underground vtuber lair filled with diamond-encrusted microphones. But be careful, because the Ender Dragon is actually a vtuber in disguise trying to steal all our subscribers! So come join us on this wild adventure and uncover the mysteries of the vtuber world in Minecraft!

CarCraft: Petty Cousin Edition

aita, car ownership, car stolen, CarCraft, close family, Communication, cousin, Edition, family, family dynamics, financial agreement, financial difficulty, financial responsibility, log book, loyalty, ownership, parking fine, Petty, sold car, Trust, Understanding, Unpaid

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1698
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Love Letters Sent:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Star Shards Collected:	134

Hey there gamers!

So, picture this: you join our Minecraft server and you’re just minding your own business, building your dream castle, when suddenly a wild car appears! Yes, you read that right – a car in Minecraft! And not just any car, but a magical car that can fly and shoot fireworks out of its exhaust pipe. How cool is that?

But wait, there’s more! This car comes with a crazy backstory – it was originally owned by a generous player who sold it for a measly £500 to their cousin, only to have it sold again without their knowledge. Now, the new owners are trying to change the ownership details, but the original owner is not having any of it. Drama, betrayal, and parking fines – this car has seen it all!

So, if you want to experience the thrill of driving a flying, firework-shooting car in Minecraft, and maybe even uncover the mystery behind its shady past, then join our server now! Who knows what other wacky adventures await you in this crazy world. See you there!

LonelyCraft

Boundaries, Burnout, changing priorities, emotional exhaustion, inner peace, introversion, lifestyle changes, LonelyCraft, mental health, personal development, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-discovery journey, self-empowerment, social exhaustion, societal pressures, solitude

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9768
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Enchantments Applied:	55
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	14

Are you tired of dealing with boring, mundane people in your everyday life? Do you just want to escape to a world where you can be all by yourself and not have to worry about socializing? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and create to your heart’s content without having to deal with pesky humans. No more small talk, no more awkward social interactions – just you and your virtual world.

Our server is the perfect place for introverts, hermits, and anyone who just needs a break from the chaos of the outside world. So come join us and embrace your inner loner – trust us, you won’t regret it!

HeartBeat Haven

absorbed by heart, advanced cardiology, AVEIR device, cardiac device, child pacemaker, cordless pacemaker, dual chamber pacemaker, groundbreaking technology, Haven, heart health, heart implant, heart innovation, Heartbeat, innovative pacemaker, leadless pacemaker, medical technology, Minimally Invasive Surgery, no leads pacemaker, pediatric cardiology, pediatric heart surgery, pediatric medicine, smaller pacemaker

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2532
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Falling into the Void:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Emeralds Found:	6317

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like having a dual chamber leadless pacemaker implanted in a child? Well, look no further, cuz we got the craziest server in town!

Our server is like no other, just like this AVEIR dual chamber device! It’s so different from traditional servers because it’s like 10 times smaller and has no leads or cords… just like how our server is leadless and cordless, baby!

Join us now for a heart-pounding adventure that will have you feeling like you’re implanted with the coolest pacemaker in town. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Let’s get gaming, y’all!

LittleDigPlanet

10+ Year History, Age 25+, Community, Creative Server, creeper, Difficulty, Discord, Dynmap, Enderman, Experience, legacy server, LittleDigPlanet, Map, Max Render Distance, Minecraft, No-Claims, Server, smaller, update, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2246
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Rules
Age Requirement: 25+
No Ranks or Moderator positions
No area claim plugins
Started new map on June 9th, 2023 with the 1.20 update
World border set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn
Small community with 8-12 players online at peak times
Render view distance set at 32 chunks
Playing on Hard difficulty

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our Discord using the provided link and tell us about yourself before we whitelist you.

Q: Is there an age requirement?

A: Yes, the age requirement is 25+ to join the server.

Q: Are there area claim plugins on the server?

A: No, we do not use area claim plugins on the server.

Q: What is the world border set at?

A: The world border is currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn.

Q: How many players are usually online at peak times?

A: We typically have 8-12 players online at peak times.

Q: What is the render view distance set at?

A: The render view distance is set at the maximum of 32 chunks.

Q: Do you use any plugins on the server?

A: We use plugins for grief protection, chat functionality, and other minor enhancements. Please refer to the overview for more details.

EternalCraft Skyrealm 1.20

controversial topics, criminal acts, criminal behavior, cultural acceptance, Cultural differences, cultural norms, EternalCraft, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate conduct, Japan, Japanese society, pedophilia, public behavior, public perception, rape, skyrealm, social acceptance, Social Issues, societal norms, societal taboos, taboo subjects, train etiquette

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9054
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Holy Grails Found:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through a land where anything goes! We embrace the chaos and madness of Japan, where you can build and explore without limits.

Forget about societal norms, on our server, you can be as loud as you want on the train and eat while walking without any judgment.

Embrace the freedom to express yourself in the most outrageous ways possible. Join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where anything is possible!

Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9729
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Magic Items Found:	4205	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	430	Cursed Lands Purified:	4