Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting jerked off is our amazing community spirit! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and unexpected surprises.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret underground club where players are having a dance-off using only their pickaxes. Or maybe you’ll encounter a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But the real reason you should join us? Well, let’s just say that our server is so irresistible that even your old high school crush couldn’t resist rubbing one out in your honor. That’s right, our server is so captivating that it’s been known to inspire some…interesting reactions from players. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the craziest, most unforgettable Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 110/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 7388 Falling into the Void: 1
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
Wilderness Tamed: 20 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
Love Letters Sent: 14 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Magic Crystals Found: 23

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Kino’s Minecraft SMP Fun Times

    Kino’s Minecraft SMP Fun Times
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and battle it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden toilet seat!

    We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots and rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales.

    But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful it can lay explosive eggs that will blow up your entire base in seconds!

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember one thing: “Fuck you it was kino.”

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 19

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • HolyCraftGoneRogue

    HolyCraftGoneRogue
    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is the main attraction? Look no further than our server, where even the pastor gets offended if you don’t say goodbye properly! Join us for a wild ride of passive-aggressive messages and nosy members keeping tabs on your every move.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret worship leaders who may or may not be hired without your knowledge. Who needs transparency when you can have mystery and intrigue instead?

    So if you’re looking for a server where leaving without a proper farewell will result in a religiously worded text message, then come join us! Just make sure to keep an eye out for those nosy members, they’re always watching.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 23
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Epic Quests Completed: 7 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • FoxCraft: ChipMex Facility

    FoxCraft: ChipMex Facility
    come join our epic minecraft server where we build like Foxconn building Nvidia superchip facility in Mexico, but with blocks! we got execs saying it’s the most lit place to be, like seriously, they’re building superchips but we’re building super castles and stuff. join us for the craziest adventures and the most epic battles, you won’t regret it! plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, so you might even get to mine diamonds with the man himself. what are you waiting for? come join the madness!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Gods Slained: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Help Me Minecraft Server

    Help Me Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and feeling like you’re carrying the weight of the world on your blocky shoulders? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to go it alone again! We’ve got a community of players who are ready to join forces and conquer the pixelated world together.

    Join us and become part of a wacky and wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Need help building a giant statue of your pet llama? We’ve got you covered. Want to embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness? We’re all in!

    So come on, don’t be a lone wolf in a world of sheep. Join our server and let’s create some epic memories together. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best blocky buddy along the way.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Volcanoes Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • The Marriage Minecraft SMP – SAVE thread – gf/wife/trib etc

    The Marriage Minecraft SMP – SAVE thread – gf/wife/trib etc
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you’ve ever saved another player’s girl from a virtual relationship gone wrong! Show off your conquests and let everyone know that you’ve got the hottest downloads in town.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and of course, epic Minecraft builds. Who knows, you might even run into someone you know and have to guess the first letter of their name based on their in-game girlfriend’s skin. It’s a virtual soap opera like no other!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and show off your saved damsels in distress. Pic relevant, just think of it as a really nice bottom that you’ve successfully rescued! #SAVED 😂🔥👑

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 46
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • RageCraft: Instant Trigger

    RageCraft: Instant Trigger
    Join our Minecraft server and let our mischievous mobs constantly steal your diamonds, blow up your creations, and play pranks on you when you least expect it! We guarantee you’ll be raging in no time, but hey, isn’t that what makes the game more fun? Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon has a wicked sense of humor and loves trolling players by teleporting them into random places. So if you’re looking for a server that will test your patience and make you question your sanity, look no further! Join us now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 20
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Gods Slained: 0
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 20 Vanishing Structures Built: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

    CreeperCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, you want a minecraft server that is like, totally off the wall crazy? well, look no further, cuz this server is like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your life! we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes.

    one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started singing show tunes. it was like, the most epic thing ever.

    and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we have every week. players have to solve riddles, battle monsters, and navigate deadly traps to find the hidden loot. it’s like, the hunger games, but with more diamonds.

    so come join us on this server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild. plus, we have free cookies at spawn. who could say no to that?

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Towns Built: 5 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Zombie Dances: 8
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 101
    Ores Mined: 8001 Secret Guilds Joined: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • CrimeaCraft: From Flames to Urals

    CrimeaCraft: From Flames to Urals
    Come join our epic Minecraft server where we reenact the fiery battle between Ukraine and Russia! Build your own strategic bases and set them on fire just like in real life! Watch as flames spread from Crimea to the Urals, creating chaos and destruction everywhere you go. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who burns it all down? Join now and find out! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no actual countries were harmed in the making of this server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some explosive gameplay!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Potions Brewed: 39 Dragon Eggs Found: 8697
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 16
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 43
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Nerdy Squad Minecraft Server

    Nerdy Squad Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with basic players? Look no further, because our server is home to the dorkiest characters you’ll ever meet! From nerdy zombies who quote Shakespeare to skeletons who wear glasses and debate the meaning of life, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    Join us for epic quests where you’ll team up with a group of quirky villagers to defeat a giant chicken boss who is terrorizing the land. Or participate in our weekly dance-off competitions where the winner gets a crown made out of diamonds (and bragging rights, of course).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who is rumored to have a secret stash of enchanted bacon hidden deep within his castle. Will you be brave enough to challenge him and claim the bacon for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and meet the dorkiest characters in all of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way).

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 11
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12
    Divine Spears Created: 27 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 26 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Country Minecraft SMP Happen

    Country Minecraft SMP Happen
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy Canadians causing chaos at every turn! Join us for a wild ride as this couple from Canada takes over the server with their maple syrup-fueled shenanigans. From building igloos in the desert to riding moose into battle, you never know what to expect next on this wacky Minecraft SMP. So come join us and experience the true north strong and free…in Minecraft form!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 19 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • DoggyDaycare Minecraft Server

    DoggyDaycare Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than a babysitter bringing a surprise dog to your house!

    Forget about boring old servers, on our server, you never know what unexpected surprises await you. Will you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds? Or maybe you’ll encounter a group of llamas throwing a party in the desert biome.

    Just like this babysitter, our server will keep you on your toes and leave you questioning everything. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more unpredictable than a toddler on a sugar rush!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 25
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Dimension Hops: 15 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Astral Projections Made: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • NoApologiesMC

    NoApologiesMC
    Are you tired of high school drama following you around like a clingy ex? Join our Minecraft server and leave all that behind! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any accusations of spreading rumors about someone’s sexuality.

    We promise that no one will confront you at our virtual reunions demanding apologies for things you didn’t do. Plus, we have epic quests, insane challenges, and secret treasures waiting to be discovered. So why waste your time dealing with high school grudges when you can join our server and have a blast with fellow gamers who just want to have fun?

    Don’t let the Ivans of the world bring you down – join our server and let your creativity run wild! Who knows, you might even find a hidden diamond mine that will make you richer than your high school nemesis ever dreamed of. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave the drama behind!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Magic Items Found: 3713
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 41

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • PixelPeenPalace

    PixelPeenPalace
    Are you tired of receiving nudes from women who just don’t understand the true art of seduction? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll receive nudes from our pixelated princesses that will make your blocky heart skip a beat! Join us for a wild ride filled with steamy pixelated passion and scandalous blocky affairs. Who needs real-life nudes when you can have Minecraft nudes that will leave you questioning your reality? Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Epic Battles Fought: 9
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • ParanoidPutin’sMCServer

    ParanoidPutin’sMCServer
    come join our minecraft server where putin has abandoned his black sea villa because he heard about our epic builds and crazy pvp battles! he was so paranoid about missing out on the fun that he just left it all behind and now it’s up for grabs! imagine looting putin’s secret stash of diamonds and gold while dodging his angry guards who are still patrolling the area! it’s a wild ride full of danger and excitement, so hop on and join us for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 45 Titanic Battles Fought: 17
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 51
    Dimension Hops: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Farms Harvested: 342
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • MuskCraft: Resuming Fun in Brazil!

    MuskCraft: Resuming Fun in Brazil!
    so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, Elon Musk himself gave it his stamp of approval, dude. he, like, bent to the demands of the top court in Brazil just so this server could keep on rockin’, man.

    like, can you imagine the power this server holds if it got Elon Musk to, like, bow down to it? it’s, like, the chosen one of all Minecraft servers, bro.

    so, like, if you wanna be part of something epic and legendary, you gotta join this server, man. who knows what other crazy stuff will happen next, like maybe Jeff Bezos will start playing Minecraft and join too.

    come on, man, don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly out of this world. join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Gods Slained: 0
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 17 Meteorite Armor Created: 13
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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