BlockyHealthHazards | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes! That’s right, forget about boring old creepers and zombies, we’ve got mutant chickens ready to take you down in the most epic way possible.

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that the dungeon is guarded by a pack of ninja llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because things are about to get wild!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Zombie Dances:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	137673	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SibSplitLifeInsureCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of life insurance beneficiaries? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of splitting virtual life insurance with your pixelated siblings!

Picture this: you’re happily building your Minecraft empire when suddenly tragedy strikes and your in-game spouse (who is also a cop for some reason) kicks the bucket. But wait, there’s a twist! You now have to split the life insurance with his three siblings who are just chilling in their perfectly whole and complete families. The drama! The suspense! The outrageousness!

Don’t be a widowed Minecraft mom struggling to support her blocky children on her own – join our server and experience the chaos of dealing with unexpected life insurance beneficiaries. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and financial decisions, all in the name of pixelated family drama.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the wild world of virtual life insurance disputes. It’s a Minecraft server like no other, where the only thing more valuable than diamonds is a good insurance policy. See you in the game!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Enchantments Applied:	267
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Divine Spears Created:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

VowNeverDoneIt Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player, mining and crafting in the same old boring world? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to finally fulfill that vow you made to yourself to build a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn while juggling diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing and will challenge you to epic dance-offs for rare loot. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a squad of mischievous pandas who will only give it to the player who can beat them in a game of hide and seek.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP now and embark on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ores Mined:	5459
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CreepyCraft: 1AM Madness

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Join our Minecraft server and find out what becomes terrifying at 1am! Our server is filled with mysterious creatures that come out only at night, ready to give you a scare like no other. Imagine mining for diamonds peacefully at 1pm, only to be chased by a pack of zombie chickens at 1am! But don’t worry, our server also has hidden treasures and secret passageways that only appear in the dead of night. So if you’re looking for a thrilling adventure that will keep you on the edge of your seat, join our server now!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Butterfly Wings Server

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Yo, have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where a butterfly flapping its wings is the most OP weapon you can get? Yeah, that’s right, on our server, those innocent little butterflies are actually deadly weapons that can take down even the toughest mobs in one hit. Join us for the ultimate challenge and see if you can master the art of butterfly warfare.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with these feathered revolutionaries or stand against them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds that only the bravest and most cunning players can find. Will you be the one to uncover this legendary loot and become the richest player on the server?

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where anything is possible, even using a butterfly as a deadly weapon. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Mall Whore Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring players? Well, look no further because our server is run by a self-proclaimed “mallwhore” who will show you the ropes in style! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-studded shopping sprees, creeper fashion shows, and a secret underground club where the zombies know how to party. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and become a part of our fabulous world!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

One Piece’s Ending Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can live out your wildest pirate dreams? Look no further than our epic Minecraft SMP inspired by the ending of One Piece!

Join us as we sail the high seas, battle fearsome sea monsters, and search for the legendary One Piece treasure. But be warned, the waters are treacherous and filled with other players looking to claim the treasure for themselves.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical genie.

So what are you waiting for? Join our One Piece-inspired Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just become the next Pirate King!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Ores Mined:	3705	Magic Items Found:	8600
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

ChubbyCraft – Dad vs Coach

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Are you tired of being a skinny legend in Minecraft? Join our server where we encourage players to pack on the pounds like never before! Our coach will give you a whole list of “rules” to follow to gain weight quickly, including specific fast food orders, soda consumption, and even supplements. Say goodbye to cardio and hello to a new, curvier you!

Just like one mom discovered, her son gained 35 pounds in no time thanks to our extreme weight gain program. His stomach is starting to look like his dad’s, and he’s never had a weight problem before! But hey, who needs abs when you can have a dad bod in Minecraft, right?

Join our server now and watch as your Minecraft character transforms into a chunky legend. Who needs swimming and football skills when you can be the biggest player on the server? Don’t be a “Karen” and miss out on this opportunity to bulk up in the virtual world. See you there!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

BankDrainMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on useless hobbies like collecting rare flowers or breeding pink sheep? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and watch as your bank account magically fills up with diamonds just by participating in our wacky challenges and mini-games.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to bring good luck and fortune to those who find it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Pig once turned a player’s wooden pickaxe into a fully enchanted diamond one just by sneezing on it!

So why waste your time and diamonds on boring hobbies when you can join our Minecraft SMP and become the richest player in all the land? Don’t miss out on the chance to uncover the secrets of the Diamond Pig and become a Minecraft millionaire!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Gods Slained:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CraftyLifeGoals

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Are you tired of living in a boring, mundane world where the only excitement comes from accidentally stepping on a Lego? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Imagine a world where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks.

Join our server and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom, where you can tame dragons, ride unicorns, and have epic dance parties with friendly creepers. Who needs real life when you can live out your wildest fantasies in the pixelated paradise of our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best life in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Players Killed by Monsters:	1839
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Secret Passages Found:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

NaziCraft: Remove the Memes

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LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we build monuments to honor all the victims of communism! But watch out, some peeps wanna remove over 330 names cuz they think they linked to Nazis and fascists. But we say NO WAY, those peeps just misunderstood the assignment! Join us for some wild adventures and crazy builds, and maybe even uncover some secret underground bunkers full of treasure (and maybe some skeletons, oops)! Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and show those haters who’s boss! #CommunismIsCool #NazisAreNotWelcome #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	New Chunks Explored:	263097
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Love Letters Sent:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Barnacle Breaker: Anti-Bac Adventures

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so like, imagine this, right? you join this crazy minecraft server and you’re like whoa, what is happening here? well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a barnacle-inspired synthetic polymer, just stickin’ to ya like crazy. but get this, it’s not just stickin’ to ya, it’s loosening bacteria from their moorings, like human tissue and industrial pipes.

i know, right? sounds insane, but it’s true. and get this, this discovery could lead to a whole new way to design antibiotics. like, who knew playing minecraft could lead to curing diseases and stuff?

so come join this server, where the possibilities are endless and the adventures are wild. you never know what crazy discoveries you might stumble upon. plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of something that could change the world? so what are you waiting for? come join the madness!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Inchworm SMP: Where slimefun and towny make for a weirdly fun time plus you gotta be at least 16+

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Minecraft Server Overview
New SMP server with plugins like Dynmap
No official launch, join anytime
16+ age requirement
Hosted in Germany, running on 1.20.6 Paper

FAQ

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are rules listed on our Discord server. Please join to see the full list of rules.

Q: Can I invite my friends to the server?

A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends as long as they meet the age requirement and follow the rules.

Q: Are there any banned items or blocks on the server?

A: There is a banned items list on our Discord server to ensure fair gameplay for all players.

Q: Is there a limit on the number of players allowed on the server?

A: As of now, there is no specific player limit, but we may adjust it in the future based on server performance.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server for more information and the server IP address to start playing.

Q: Can I suggest new plugins or features for the server?

A: Yes, we welcome suggestions from our players to improve the server experience. Please share your ideas on our Discord server.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Crafty Creators Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic adventure you’ll ever experience!

Join us and play alongside famous celebrities like Beyonce, Elon Musk, Kim Kardashian, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, and even the Queen of England! That’s right, they all play on our server and you can too!

But that’s not all, our server is so wild that you might just run into a herd of rainbow-colored llamas riding on top of flying pigs! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	2202
Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Crops Grown:	7691
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

TikTok Minecraft SMP Madness

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Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, build towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks, and participate in our weekly llama racing competitions (yes, llamas can race in Minecraft, don’t question it).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve, who loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes. Don’t worry though, Steve’s pranks are all in good fun…we think.

So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win exclusive in-game prizes. Plus, our server owner is a TikTok sensation who promises to livestream all the chaos and hilarity for your viewing pleasure. And hey, if you’re feeling generous, maybe throw a few emeralds their way so they can quit their day job and focus on entertaining you full-time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the wildest ride of your gaming life! Just be sure to watch out for those pesky flying squids…they tend to have a bit of a temper.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Divine Spears Created:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MovieMarathonGoneWrong – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring movies that never live up to the hype? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the movies come to life! That’s right, we have a movie theater built in-game where you can watch all your favorite films in blocky glory. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Steve Spielberg himself roaming around, working on his next blockbuster hit! So say goodbye to disappointing movies and hello to a cinematic adventure like no other on our crazy SMP server!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Crops Grown:	2755	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.