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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 99/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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