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Medbros Mine-tastic Madness

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, say goodbye to the same old grind and hello to Medbros! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of meditating bros who have achieved enlightenment through playing Minecraft. Join us and reach a higher state of consciousness while building epic structures!

2. We have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with glowstone blocks and funky beats. Get your groove on and show off your best dance moves!

3. Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle? Well, on Medbros, anything is possible! Our custom plugins allow for all sorts of wacky shenanigans, including pig jousting and chicken races.

4. Are you a fan of extreme sports? Our server features a lava parkour course where players can test their skills and agility while dodging fiery death. It’s like the Olympics, but with more burning!

So what are you waiting for? Join Medbros today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate meditating bro!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Pixelated Memes and TNT Dreams: The /vt/ Tower Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional creeper explosion. Join us in our virtual tower where we have secret rooms filled with diamonds, enchanted weapons, and even a hidden portal to the Nether!

But beware, our tower is also home to a mischievous group of villagers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. One time, they replaced all the blocks with pink wool just to see the chaos unfold. It was like a cotton candy apocalypse!

If you’re brave enough to explore our server, you might stumble upon the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of golden apples and emeralds. Rumor has it that if you defeat him, you’ll be granted three wishes…or maybe just a really cool cape.

So come join us in our wacky world of /vt/ tower, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Who knows what adventures and shenanigans await you in this crazy Minecraft realm!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

ThreadCraft: Where /v/ Finally Stops Talking and Starts Playing!

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Are you tired of being called a normie for talking about video games? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can let your gaming flag fly high and proud! No more hiding your love for gaming, no more pretending to be interested in boring office talk. Join us and let your gaming freak flag fly!

On our server, you can build the most epic gaming-themed creations, like a giant pixel art of your favorite video game character or a replica of your dream gaming setup. Show off your gaming skills and impress your friends with your mad building abilities.

But that’s not all! We have special events where you can battle it out in epic PvP matches or team up with your fellow gamers to take on challenging quests. And who knows, you might even stumble upon hidden Easter eggs that will lead you to secret treasure chests filled with rare loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your inner gamer shine bright like a diamond sword!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Emeralds Found:	5905
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Blocky Balls Server: Scrotobrain Edition

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Welcome to scrotobrain, the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers with their hooves. Yes, you read that right – llamas with architectural skills!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are constantly plotting against the sheep uprising. You never know what kind of poultry politics you’ll stumble upon in our virtual world.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special event every Friday where players can participate in a llama rodeo competition. Just make sure to hold on tight to your saddle, because those llamas can be quite the wild ride!

So come join us at scrotobrain for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a llama or uncover the truth behind the chicken conspiracy. The possibilities are endless in our wacky world!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	7604	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Towns Built:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

FujoCraft: Where fanservice meets blocky adventures!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we cater to all your fujo fanservice needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with yaoi ships, sparkly anime boys, and more drama than a soap opera.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a group of shirtless anime boys building a giant statue of a sparkly unicorn. As they danced around the statue, singing cheesy love songs, the player knew they had found their new home.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Yaoi Forest, where the trees are shaped like heart emojis and the rivers flow with rainbow glitter. Rumor has it that if you whisper your OTP into the wind, it will come true in real life.

So come on down to our fujo fanservice Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join us for a truly unforgettable experience that will have you saying “senpai notice me” in no time!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Time to Mine and Dine Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we’ve got the wildest server in town! Join us and embark on a quest to catch all the rare and elusive Pookemons that roam our pixelated world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pookemon, a mythical creature said to bring good luck and fortune to those who can capture it. Rumor has it that anyone who manages to catch the Pookemon will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start your epic journey to become the ultimate Pookemon master. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a shiny Pookemon or two along the way. Gotta catch ’em all!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Poland Escape Craft – Where You Can Leave the Irredeemable Behind!

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Are you tired of being treated like a subhuman toilet cleaner just because you’re Polish? Are you dreaming of escaping the irredeemable shithole that is Poland? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and leave all your troubles behind as you embark on a virtual journey to a land of endless possibilities. Build your dream house, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers with your newfound friends from all over the world.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where Polish people are revered as gods and showered with gold and diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and escape the clutches of Western European discrimination!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Minecraft Madness: Sora’s Senpai Server – Where Even the Blocks Blush!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server owner, Sora’s senpai. Legend has it that she was already an old hag when she debuted on the server scene, but don’t let that fool you – she’s got skills for days! Join our server and you too can learn from the ancient wisdom of Sora’s senpai. Plus, we have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Pixel Pals Playhouse: Where Your Favorite Vidya Characters Come to Life!

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, do we have the server for you! On our server, you can play as all your favorite vidya game characters, from Mario to Master Chief to Lara Croft. Imagine running around as Sonic the Hedgehog, collecting rings and zooming through the world at lightning speed. Or building a castle as Princess Peach, complete with a moat filled with lava (because why not?).

But that’s not all! Our server has special quests and challenges tailored to each character. Want to help Link find the Triforce? Go for it! Feel like causing chaos as Trevor from GTA? Have at it! The possibilities are endless on our wacky, wild server.

So why wait? Join us today and let your inner vidya character run wild in the world of Minecraft. Who knows what crazy adventures await you!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Zombie Dances:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Pixelated Anarchy: Crafting Chaos & Craziness

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Come join our Minecraft server where Trump is the president and all the trannies are coping with his greatness! Build a wall around your base to keep out any fake news mobs trying to spread their lies. Show off your MAGA pride with custom skins and accessories. Don’t let the snowflakes get you down, join us and make Minecraft great again!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	New Chunks Explored:	963340
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Endless Night Skies:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Nikke’s Blocky Adventures – LOL Edition

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so lit, even the strongest rikker can’t resist joining!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! How about the fact that our server is powered by unicorn magic and dragon breath? Yep, you heard that right!

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive events like the Sim Room Overclock: Beta 2 where you can overclock your Minecraft experience to the next level! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming Union Raid – it’s going to be crazier than a creeper explosion!

Oh, and did I mention our special recruit Bay who will guide you through the wildest adventures in Minecraft land? Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Blocky Buddies: Where Autism and Empathy Rule the World!

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of epic proportions! We have a community of autists, sociopaths, and narcissists all coming together to create the most chaotic and entertaining gameplay you’ve ever experienced.

Our autists will blow your mind with their incredible focus and attention to detail, building the most intricate and mind-boggling structures you’ve ever seen. Our sociopaths will keep you on your toes with their unpredictable and ruthless gameplay, always keeping you guessing what they’ll do next. And our narcissists? Well, they’ll make sure you know just how important they are in the grand scheme of things.

But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world. Trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Crops Grown:	3865	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

GuillotineCraft: Where Aura reigns supreme and blocks beware!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing our server where Aura the Guillotine is our resident pet and he loves giving out free haircuts to all players! Just kidding, he’s actually a friendly mob who will help you mine diamonds in record time with his razor-sharp claws. Join now for a chance to be best friends with a mythical creature and never worry about bad hair days again!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Zombie Dances:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

UnluckyInLoveCraft: Where even creepers have better luck finding a date than you

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Are you tired of being an ugly mfer with no luck in love? Do all your sisters have massive foreheads that they inherited from your unfortunate genetic line? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that you will find your true love, forehead size be damned!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the perfect partner who will love you for your blocky charm and pixelated personality. Build a beautiful pixel art monument to declare your undying love, or engage in epic PvP battles to win the heart of that special someone.

Don’t let your ugly genes hold you back any longer – join our server and find love in the most unexpected of places. Who knows, you might just meet your soulmate in a blocky world full of endless possibilities.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

OlympicCraft: Where Even Zeus Plays Minecraft

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Are you tired of boring old trains in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has hi-tech trains that will blow your mind! Imagine riding a train through a magical forest while being serenaded by a choir of singing creepers. Or how about racing your friends on a train track made entirely of diamond blocks? The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where you can battle zombie pigmen in a fierce dance-off competition. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take a ride on our rollercoaster that goes straight through the fiery pits of the Nether. Just make sure to hold onto your minecart!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest train adventures in your Minecraft world. Who knew trains could be so exciting in your cunt?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0