BlockyBonerQuests | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Blocky Builders: Where Diversity is Crafted and Creepers are the Real Enemy

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unique as a black Canadian in the USA? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the accents are different! Join us for a wild ride where you’ll hear voices that will make you question everything you thought you knew about accents. Who needs normal when you can have outrageous? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Blocky Toes – Minecraft VTuber Feet Fun

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the Tako Toes Edition! Why join, you ask? Because on our server, you can ride giant squids as mounts and battle enemy players with ink attacks! Plus, our custom-built underwater city is home to a secret society of octopus wizards who will grant you magical powers if you can solve their riddles. And don’t even get me started on the legendary Tako Toes themselves – rumor has it that eating one will give you the ability to breathe underwater indefinitely! So come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Blocky Battles: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness

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Tired of playing on dead servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is hopefully less dead than the last one! Join us for some epic action-packed fun that will have you laughing and crying at the same time (mostly from falling into lava, let’s be real).

Our server is so lit, even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. We’ve got crazy mini-games, insane builds, and a community that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter. Plus, our moderators are like the Avengers of Minecraft, always ready to swoop in and save the day (or ban a griefer, whatever comes first).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset). Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with a zombie and a skeleton – stranger things have happened in Minecraft, trust us.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Dragon Eggs Found:	3400	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	425
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Blocky Brigade: The Freikorps Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring the chaos and excitement of the Weimar Republic to life! Join us as we reenact the glory days of the Freikorps, fighting for justice and freedom in the virtual world.

Forget about boring old servers with peaceful gameplay – here, you’ll experience epic battles and intense rivalries as you don your türkische uniform and fight for your cause. Who needs peace and tranquility when you can have adrenaline-pumping action and non-stop excitement?

So come join us and be a part of something truly wild and unpredictable. The Weimar Republic may be a thing of the past, but on our server, the spirit of the Freikorps lives on!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	19

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CraftyCreeperz – Where Pixels Rule and Creepers Drool

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Wheel has turned once again, but this time it’s Rain Edition! Join us for a fantasy turn-based war game created by two dudes, one of them being a teacher because why not. This game has over 3400 units, 1100 spells, and 400 magic items – basically, it’s an autist’s wet dream of a war game.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has simplistic graphics that are easily moddable and extremely deep, just like a bottomless pit of possibilities. Join us for battles that are resolved simultaneously, where you can plan your strategies like a true mastermind.

And if you’re not convinced yet, we have pastebins, steam groups, multiplayer guides, and even a Blitzserver for all your game hosting needs. Plus, we have llamaservers because why not add some llamas into the mix.

So come on, join us for a Minecraft server experience like no other. Who needs diamonds and creepers when you have over 3400 units to play with? Let’s dominate the fantasy world together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Love Letters Sent:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CheatingCraft: Where even your Minecraft waifu can’t trust you

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Hey there fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of llamas come charging at you with pickaxes in hand! Or how about building a cozy little cabin, only to have it transformed into a giant roller coaster by mischievous creepers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary NoFap Temple, where players must resist the urge to break their streak or face the wrath of the mighty Ender Dragon. Will you have the strength to resist temptation and emerge victorious?

So come on, join us on this wacky Minecraft server and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as bizarre as jerking off to another woman in Minecraft. Just kidding…or are we? 😉

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Plotfags’ Pixel Paradise: Where the only filter is fun! Join now for epic adventures >

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with strict rules and plot restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate plotfag-free zone! Join us for a wild ride where the only plot you’ll find is the one you dig up yourself – literally!

Our server is home to the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes to building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, the possibilities are endless.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as insane and creative as you are? Don’t be a plotfag, join us and unleash your wildest Minecraft fantasies today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Blocky Banter Bonanza

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Are you ready to pay tribute to our queen on this Minecraft server? Message me if you dare to tribute her and I’ll make sure you get rewarded with all the 18+ content your heart desires. Our Kik username is gurdaz, because who needs diamonds when you can have spicy chats instead? Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little bit of scandalous fun. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Crafty Creeper Chaos: Where Explosions Are the Norm!

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Are you tired of your country constantly being invaded by creepers and zombies? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we have a force field that keeps all hostile mobs out! Say goodbye to the days of running for your life every time the sun sets.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers throw epic parties every night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a villager breakdance battle a zombie.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our flying pigs? That’s right, we have flying pigs that you can ride around the server and show off to all your friends.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Who needs real life when you can have flying pigs and breakdancing villagers?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4574
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Animals Bred:	126
Dimension Hops:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	301	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Kobocraft: Where breaking the rules is totally fine! LOL

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us and witness the chaos as our resident player, Kobo, unleashes their inner madness on the server. From building giant statues of themselves made entirely out of diamond blocks to riding pigs dressed as superheroes, Kobo’s antics will keep you entertained for hours on end. And hey, it’s totally okay when Kobo does it!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of friendly yet deadly wolves. Can you outsmart them and claim the riches for yourself? Only the bravest and most cunning players will succeed!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, when things get crazy, it’s okay when Kobo does it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Blocky Shenanigans: ‘What Did I Get Myself Into?’

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Get ready to embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Our server is like no other, filled with crazy challenges, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who are as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage.

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), where diamonds rain from the sky (watch out below!), and where the zombies do the Thriller dance every night at midnight.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s long-lost cousin, the Ender Chicken. Rumor has it that if you can defeat this feathered fiend, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you read that right.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Crops Grown:	6723	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Crafty Nazis: Minecraft Madness – Build, Battle, and Avoid Historians!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or controversy? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us and debate whether Hitler was actually a Christian or a pagan! Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, let’s dive into some historical conspiracy theories instead! Plus, who doesn’t want to become a pagan goyi-ACK? Join our server now and let the debates begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

VaginaCraft: Where even the straightest players can appreciate a good block

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the grossness of vaginas and embrace the true beauty of blocky landscapes! Our server is so awesome that even non-fags like to hang out here and build epic structures.

Join us and witness the legendary dabbing skills of our players as they conquer the virtual world one block at a time. Who needs real-life women when you can have the companionship of fellow Minecraft enthusiasts who share your love for pixelated perfection?

So come on, don’t be a fag, join our server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Who knows, you might even find yourself dabbing your way to victory in the most outrageous virtual adventures!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Blocky Blunders: The Columbine Chronicles

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Join our Minecraft server and witness the epic bromance between two players who are so based, they make diamonds jealous! These two legends have conquered every challenge the game has thrown at them, from building a castle in the sky to taming a dragon with nothing but a carrot. Rumor has it they once defeated an entire army of creepers by telling them dad jokes until they exploded from laughter. If you want to be part of the most epic duo in Minecraft history, join our server now and prepare to be amazed!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

GF Approved Twink Town Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can sexo twinks without any judgment? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let your inner twink-loving self shine. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll never have to worry about accidentally stumbling upon a girl in-game because they simply don’t exist here. It’s a twink paradise! So come join us and let the twink-tastic adventures begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3