BlockyBlunders | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Source Engine Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where nothing ever happens? Are you looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for hugs. Our villagers have formed a union and demand better working conditions, so you’ll have to negotiate with them if you want to trade. And don’t even get us started on the chickens – they’ve formed a gang and will peck anyone who crosses them.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of players who have built an entire city beneath the surface. You’ll have to solve riddles and complete challenges to gain access, but the rewards are worth it – trust us.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just remember, it’s not a bug, it’s a feature.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build drama! Join us for some epic battles and intense debates like the one between a 24-year-old player and a 58-year-old relative who just can’t stop talking smack about Taylor Swift.

Witness the fiery exchange as they argue about glitter, maturity, and the true meaning of growing old. Who will come out on top in this clash of generations? Find out on our server where drama is always on the menu!

But that’s not all – we also have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you heard that right. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Enchantments Applied:	238
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Star Shards Collected:	148
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

BathroomBashersMC

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my roommate’s bathroom habits? Look no further! Join our server for a fap-tastic time filled with loud noises and awkward encounters. Our community is so close, you’ll feel like you’re sharing a room with us! Don’t miss out on the daily fap sessions – join now for a truly unique gaming experience. Who needs a fan when you have us?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

BlockBreakerz

BlockBreakerz, Consistency, daily habits, goal-setting, habit change, habit formation, habit formation techniques, habit stacking, habit tracking, healthy lifestyle, mental health, mindfulness, personal development, physical health, positive habits, productivity, Routine, self improvement, success habits, tangible benefits, wellness

Are you tired of living a boring, mundane life in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the simple daily habit of mining for diamonds can lead to unimaginable riches and power!

Forget about brushing your teeth or making your bed, on our server, the daily habit of building epic structures and battling mythical creatures will have you feeling like a superhero in no time.

Join us now and experience the thrill of taming a dragon, riding a unicorn, or even befriending a talking llama. Who needs boring old habits like drinking water or exercising when you can be a virtual warrior in a world full of endless possibilities?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start living your best virtual life today!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Animals Bred:	17	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

BinLadensCraft

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So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s crazier than Osama bin Laden’s son getting kicked outta France! Yeah, that’s right, this server is so wild, even world leaders are talkin’ about it!

Join us for some insane adventures, like building a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn, or diving into a pit of lava while wearing a chicken suit. And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so popular, even aliens from outer space wanna play with us. Rumor has it, they built a spaceship made entirely out of cobblestone just to get here. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft server in the universe!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Meteorites Collected:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Hopfield & Hinton’s Neural Network Fun

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Join our epic Minecraft server where we use the power of Nobel Prize-winning physics to create the most mind-blowing artificial neural networks!

Imagine building your own associative memory to store and reconstruct images in the game, or using autonomous methods to identify elements in pictures.

Our server is like no other, with crazy inventions and discoveries that will blow your mind. Come join us for a wild ride through the world of machine learning in Minecraft! Who knew physics could be so much fun?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Vanilla PE | Vanilla server Minecraft server

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Our tag: t.me/vanillape

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Enchantments Applied:	205

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Blocky Vagina Magnet Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft server out there – “Vagina Magnet”! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale.

Legend has it that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a rave. You’ll never have to mine for resources again because they just come to you – it’s like having your own personal Minecraft genie granting all your wishes!

But that’s not all, oh no. The mobs on this server are so friendly, they’ll bake you cookies and give you back massages while you fight them. Creepers? More like cuddle buddies. Endermen? They’ll help you redecorate your house with their fancy block-moving skills.

And let’s not forget about the PvP battles on this server. They’re so intense, they make the Hunger Games look like a kindergarten playground scuffle. You’ll be dodging arrows, flying pigs, and exploding sheep left and right – it’s a wild ride, my friend.

So come on down to “Vagina Magnet” and experience the Minecraft server of your dreams. Just be careful not to get too attached to all the awesomeness, because once you join, you’ll never want to leave.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Ores Mined:	4421	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Dimension Hops:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Ally Not Putin Minecraft SMP

alcoholism, Ally, Christian, colonial plunder, colonialist, criticizes, Divorce Rates, Domination, Ethnic groups, ethnic purity, Exploitation, Exploitative, fact, Family Values, Fiction, HIV rates, homogeneous, Masculinity, Minecraft, morally superior, muslims, nationalism, putin, racially superior, racist, right-wing extremist groups, russia, SAVIOR, smp, suicide rates, suppressed nationalist movements, traditional values, wealth, West, white race

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Look no further than our server, where we believe that Putin is the savior of the white race! Join us as we embark on crazy adventures and build our own white, Christian, homogeneous utopia in the world of Minecraft.

Forget about traditional family values, because we have one of the highest divorce rates in Europe on our server – talk about drama! And who needs moral superiority when you can have the highest HIV and divorce rates in Europe instead? Putin may not be promoting strong masculinity, but we sure are with our wild antics and crazy shenanigans.

Join our server today and become a part of our diverse community of over 190 ethnic groups – because who needs ethnic purity when you can have a melting pot of craziness instead? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s dominate the world together, one block at a time!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Holy Grails Found:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SisNoApt4DisabledBFF

aita, allergic, Animals, apartment, background check, cold shoulder, decision, disabled friend, family party, LANDLORD, Promise, Property, renting, service dog, SisNoApt4DisabledBFF, sister

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have zero tolerance for service animals! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a landlord who owned a building and refused to rent an apartment to a blind man with a service dog. Why, you ask? Because she already had tenants who were allergic to dogs, of course! And let’s not forget, this landlord fixed the building herself and kept it in tip-top shape.

But wait, it gets better! The blind man turned out to be the landlord’s sister’s friend, and she was not happy about it. She even promised the apartment to him without the landlord’s consent! Drama, drama, drama!

So, if you want to experience the thrill of crazy family dynamics and the excitement of exclusive apartment rentals, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs service animals when you have all this juicy drama to keep you entertained?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	7064

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

ToxicExOrMe Minecraft SMP

Communication Issues, Emotional Abuse, introspection, Minecraft, personal growth, relationship dynamics, relationship problems, Relationship Red Flags, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, smp, toxic behavior, toxic breakup, toxic ex, toxic ex signs, toxic love, toxic partner, toxic patterns, toxic relationship advice, toxic relationship signs, toxic traits, ToxicExOrMe

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wondering if you’re the reason your diamond pickaxe broke or if your ex was just a toxic creeper blowing up your base? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and plenty of diamond armor to go around. Who needs therapy when you can just blame your ex for all your problems in-game? So grab your sword, saddle up on a pig, and come join us for a server experience like no other. Just watch out for those toxic exes lurking around every corner…

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

KindCraft: RandomKindActs

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Have you ever been wandering through the vast lands of Minecraft, only to stumble upon a hidden chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Our players are so generous that they’ll even build you a mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks, just because they can.

One time, a player was lost in the wilderness and about to starve to death when suddenly a group of friendly pigs appeared out of nowhere and led them to a secret underground feast hall filled with all the food they could ever dream of. It was like a bacon-filled miracle!

But the kindness doesn’t stop there. Our community is so supportive that they’ll even help you defeat the Ender Dragon by throwing snowballs at it until it gives up and flies away in shame. And if you ever need a pick-me-up, just log on and you’ll be greeted with a chorus of parrots singing your favorite song.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep), then join us today and prepare for a wild ride of kindness and chaos!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CommieCraft: Not Our MamaLand

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so like, this server is like the taiwan of minecraft servers, we don’t want no communist china up in here, we independent af. like our president said, it’s impossible for them to be our motherland, so come join us and be part of the resistance against the commies. we got crazy builds, epic minigames, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. why would you wanna be anywhere else? join now before the commies try to take us down, we need all the help we can get!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9933	Endless Night Skies:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Brain Boosting Mini Games

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come join our minecraft server for the most epic brain workout of your life, bro! we got kids doing simple exercises like rubbing hands and balancing on one leg to increase blood flow to their prefrontal cortex. why? because that’s where all the decision-making, memory, and attention happens, duh! so if you wanna level up your brain power while building epic structures in minecraft, this server is the place to be. plus, who doesn’t wanna see a bunch of kids doing elbow circles in a virtual world? it’s gonna be lit, fam!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Bleach Block Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of fighting hollows and saving the Soul Society all the time? Well, Ichigo sure is! That’s why he’s taking a day off and inviting you to join him on this epic Minecraft server!

Join Ichigo as he builds a giant strawberry-themed castle, complete with a moat filled with actual strawberry milk. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Rukia trying to steal some of Ichigo’s strawberries (spoiler alert: she always fails).

But that’s not all! The server is also home to a secret underground bunker where Aizen is plotting his next evil scheme. Will you be able to stop him in time, or will you be too busy trying to tame a pack of wild wolves that have mysteriously turned pink?

So come on down to this wacky Minecraft server and help Ichigo have the relaxing day off he deserves (and maybe help him defeat a few bad guys along the way). See you there!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Buildings Constructed:	48	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1