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CrashCraft SMP – Fly with us!

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time or else you’ll be banished to the Nether! Join us if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like flying with Crash Airlines!

Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will have you laughing until you cry. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of a potato? We support your artistic vision! And don’t even get us started on the legendary pranks that go down in our world – let’s just say that TNT is a popular choice for surprise gifts.

But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP? The legend of the Diamond Chicken. Rumor has it that somewhere in our world, a chicken made entirely of diamonds roams free, granting wishes to those who can catch it. Will you be the lucky player to find this elusive fowl and become the richest player on the server? Only time will tell.

So come on, hop on board Crash Airlines and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to buckle up – it’s gonna be a bumpy ride!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PhobiaCraft: Fear Factor Edition

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Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your meticulously built house? Well, fear no more because on our server, creepers are banned! That’s right, no more unexpected explosions ruining your day.

Join us and conquer your fear of heights by building the tallest tower in all of Minecraft. Just don’t look down!

Do you have a fear of the dark? Don’t worry, our server is always well-lit thanks to our resident glowstone enthusiast who lights up the night like a disco party.

So come join us on our server and face your fears head on, because here, anything is possible – even conquering your most unusual phobias!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	5870	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Enchantments Applied:	134
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Potions Brewed:	50	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

ParisianParkingMadness

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come join our epic minecraft server where the mayor of Paris is actually a giant chicken who loves to dance to disco music while wearing a top hat! we have a special feature where all motorists must drive at 50kph or else they will be chased by a pack of wild llamas. but don’t worry, if you drive a heavy vehicle like an SUV, you get to park for free but only if you can solve the riddle of the talking tree in the enchanted forest. it’s a wild ride full of surprises and absurdity, so come on over and join the fun!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

What is the IP for TG Plays Minecraft Server?

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TG Plays is a popular YouTube gaming channel run by an enthusiastic gamer named TG. Known for his entertaining gameplay commentary and humorous content, TG has garnered a loyal following of fans who enjoy watching his videos on a variety of different games. With a passion for gaming and a knack for storytelling, TG’s channel continues to grow in popularity as he explores new games and entertains his audience with his unique style.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	New Chunks Explored:	655724
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Frozen River Hell Escape Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of getting wrecked by the Frozen River (Hell) on Hardcore mode? Look no further, because on our server, we have magical flying llamas that will carry you across the treacherous ice without even breaking a sweat. Say goodbye to getting “raped” by the frozen waters and hello to a smooth ride to victory!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. Join in on the fun and show off your own killer dance skills while dodging exploding green monsters. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So come join us on our server and experience the wildest adventures Minecraft has to offer. From flying llamas to creeper dance parties, there’s never a dull moment here. Who knows, you might even discover the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden deep within our world. The possibilities are endless, so hop on board and let the madness begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Sam Allardyce announced as temporary Minecraft SMP Mayor

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Join our Minecraft SMP where even Sam Allardyce has decided to take a break from football management and lead the infamous terrorist group Hezbollah! Why, you ask? Well, he heard about our epic PvP battles and couldn’t resist the chance to show off his skills in a whole new arena.

But that’s not all! Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started forming their own political parties. Rumor has it that they’re planning a coup to overthrow the Ender Dragon and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the creepers or fight against them? The choice is yours.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to watch out for exploding sheep and ninja villagers along the way.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Potions Brewed:	197
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

GymCrafters: AITA?

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Are you tired of your partner holding you back from reaching your fitness goals? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and unleash your inner strength, both in-game and in real life.

Imagine a world where you can lift virtual weights while lifting your real-life partner’s insecurities off your shoulders. Our server is the perfect place for early birds like you who want to rise and shine at 4 am, ready to conquer the day and the gym.

Forget about budget constraints and bad experiences – on our server, the only limits are the ones you set for yourself. So come join us and let’s build a stronger, fitter, and more confident you together. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual gym buddy who shares your goals and your schedule. Let’s get swole, both in Minecraft and in real life!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

ShamefulSteve in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want non-stop action, drama, and chaos!

Join us if you’re tired of being the only one in your friend group who still plays Minecraft and you’re desperate for some new pals to game with. Our server is filled with wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server, guarded by a pack of wild chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot. Will you be the brave soul to uncover the mystery and claim the treasure for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MineCraft2025: Blocky Future Fun

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server in 2025 is going to blow your mind! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground city run by llamas.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the Nether Disco, where the party never stops and the zombies know how to bust a move.

So why wait? Join our server in 2025 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Meteorites Collected:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

NukeCraft: Not Today, Russia!

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LOL come join our epic minecraft server where the only nuclear threat is when someone blows up your house with TNT! 😂 Our new Nato chief (who definitely isn’t a creeper in disguise) says Russia ain’t got nothin’ on us! We’ve got crazy PvP battles, insane builds, and a community of players who are more lit than a lava pit! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show those creepers who’s boss! 💣🔥 #minecraft #nuclearwho? #joinus

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dimension Hops:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Crafty Iran Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll experience the true power of Iran…wait, what? Yes, that’s right! Our server is so epic that even Iran is jealous of our pixelated prowess.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. Rumor has it that our server is actually powered by magical Persian cats who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond pickaxe? Just ask the mystical feline and it shall be yours!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Who knew monsters had such sick dance moves?

So come on down to our server and witness the power of Iran…or at least the power of our imagination. Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	384	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Crab Minecraft SMP More

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more crabs than you can shake a pickaxe at! That’s right, we’ve got a crustacean infestation that will keep you on your toes as you try to navigate through the sea of pinchy friends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have banded together to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the llamas or fight against them in an epic battle for dominance?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a hidden treasure buried deep within the spawn area. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this legendary loot?

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, when in doubt, always choose more crab!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	99	Meteorites Collected:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

ManChildMinecraftServer

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Need a break from your devil incarnated cousin? Join us and build your own paradise away from the chaos.

Our server is the perfect place to unleash 25 years of frustration in a constructive way – by building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes. Plus, we have a zero-tolerance policy for f*g-calling, pregnancy-wishing, and boyfriend-shaming. Only good vibes here!

Join us and let your creativity run wild, whether you’re a seasoned builder or just starting out. And don’t worry, we won’t demand you break up with your fiancé so your cousin can date her – that’s just ridiculous!

So come on over and join our server, where the only drama is deciding which block to place next. And remember, in Minecraft, you’re the hero of your own story – no apologies necessary!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Emeralds Found:	8818
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CraftyMILShutUpLOL

Bonding, Boundaries, Communication Issues, CraftyMILShutUpLOL, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Therapy, forced interaction, grief therapy, Grieving Process, half-brother, indifferent, MIL interference, parenting challenges, Resentment, sibling relationship, stepfamily, stepson, unwanted advice, unwanted opinions

Looking for a Minecraft server that will bring your family closer together? Look no further! Our server is designed to help siblings bond in the most epic way possible. Join now and watch as your stepson and son embark on a journey of friendship and adventure like never before!

Our server features special quests and challenges specifically designed to encourage sibling interaction. From building epic fortresses together to battling fearsome monsters side by side, your stepson and son will become the ultimate dynamic duo in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also offers virtual family therapy sessions to help mend any lingering misunderstandings and foster a stronger bond between siblings. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and witness the heartwarming tale of two brothers coming together in the most unexpected of ways. Trust us, it’s a story you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

GiftedGriefer in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only gift you get is a pat on the back? Well, look no further because our server is the gift that keeps on giving! Join us and receive a virtual pet llama that poops diamonds every time you feed it! That’s right, you’ll be rolling in riches in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken that rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Who needs a genie in a lamp when you have a chicken with magical powers?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Who knows what other bizarre gifts and challenges await you in this crazy world!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Divine Spears Created:	21
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2