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| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 3266 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 33 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Votes: | 6432 |
| Ores Mined: | 4403 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Potions Brewed: | 76 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
Join our server and experience the power of being over 6 feet tall in the virtual world. With our special potions and power-ups, you can grow taller than ever before and dominate the competition. No more feeling like a tiny deformed freak, now you can stand tall and proud!
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So why wait? Join our server now and start living your tall dreams today. Who needs real-life leg lengthening surgery when you can just play Minecraft instead? Don’t be a manlet, be a Minecraft giant!
