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Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 4056 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5010 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 |
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