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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 3470 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 60 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 7 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
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