BlockyBanter Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

TMW

All the Mods 10, all the mods 9, all the mods 9 to the sky, Atm, Chroma Endless 2, Craftoria, discord server, English-speaking community, flawless experience, Friends, Hasturian era, Industrial Village, Modded, Modded minecraft, Modpack, Prominence II, RPG, Servers, skyfactory 5, TMW

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1250
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1238
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Love Letters Sent:	17

Modpack Name	Version	IP
All the Mods 10	2.30	atm10.tmw.gg
All the Mods 9	1.0.3	atm9.tmw.gg
All the Mods 9 – To the Sky	1.1.3	atm9tts.tmw.gg
Craftoria	1.14.0	craftoria.tmw.gg
Industrial Village	1.8a	iv.tmw.gg
Chroma Endless 2	1.13	ce2.tmw.gg
SkyFactory 5 (Additional mods required)	5.0.4	skyfactory5.tmw.gg
Prominence II RPG: Hasturian Era	v3.0.30hf	prominence2.TMW.gg

Machine:

Hosted in EU
AMD Ryzen 9950X
192GB DDR5
2x4TB Samsung 990 Pro SSD
64 TB Backup server

Links:

Discord: discord.gg/tmwgg
Website: www.tmw.gg

FAQ:

Q: How do I join the server?: A: You can join by entering the IP address provided for the modpack you want to play on in your Minecraft client.
Q: Are additional mods required for SkyFactory 5?: A: Yes, additional mods are required for SkyFactory 5. Check our Discord server for more information on which mods are needed.
Q: Where is the server hosted?: A: The server is hosted in the EU.
Q: How can I become a part of the community?: A: Join our Discord server and website to connect with other players and stay updated on server news and events.
Q: How can I report an issue or concern?: A: You can report any issues or concerns on our Discord server, where our staff will be able to assist you.

Quantum Feline Hideout 1.20.4

1.20.4, alive and dead, Austrian physicist, Copenhagen interpretation, Erwin Schrödinger, Feline, HIDEOUT, Paradox, PHYSICS., Quantum, quantum decoherence, quantum entanglement, quantum experiment, Quantum Mechanics, quantum physics, quantum state, quantum superposition, quantum theory, schrodinger’s cat, superposition, thought experiment, Uncertainty Principle, wave function collapse

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2694
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2061	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Yo bro, you ever heard of Schrödinger’s cat? Well, on this Minecraft server, we got cats that are both alive and dead at the same time! It’s like a mind-bending trip down the rabbit hole, man. Join us if you want to question reality and have your mind blown every time you log on. It’s a wild ride, my dude.

Dad’s Wage Woes Minecraft Server

advice, Business, Dads, Director, Disappointment, fixed salary, hard work, HOURS, Minecraft, minimum wage, new job, opportunity, payslip, per hour wages, reaction, salary, sector experience, Server, Switch, tax effective, underpaid, ungrateful, Wage, woes

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1669
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Love Letters Sent:	4
Mines Excavated:	1384	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Divine Spears Created:	26	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to underpay you like this poor soul’s dad did! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, treasure hunts, and epic battles against creepers and zombies.

Reasons to join our server: – We pay you in diamonds, emeralds, and gold blocks instead of measly £12.50/hour – Become a director of our virtual company and earn a salary that will make you the richest player in the game – Work 200 hours a month and still make more than minimum wage, because we value your hard work and dedication – No snarky texts from the boss, only supportive messages like “You’re a Minecraft superstar!” – If you ask to switch back to per hour wages, we won’t tell you to find a new server – we’ll give you a virtual promotion instead!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only disappointment you’ll feel is when you have to log off to eat dinner. Let’s mine, build, and conquer together!

MomDumpedOvernightBF

Boundaries, boundary setting, Cohabitation, Communication, dating boundaries, divorce aftermath, emotional boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, family living arrangements, family responsibilities, Family Support, family support dynamics, job loss, long-term relationships, mental health, MomDumpedOvernightBF, mother-daughter conflict, overnight guests, parental boundaries, relationships

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1993
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Potions Brewed:	136
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Divine Spears Created:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mom’s love life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of boundary-setting, overnight stays, and unexpected breakups.

Just like how this mom couldn’t keep her boundaries straight, our server is full of surprises at every turn. Will you be the one to uphold your boundaries and stand your ground, or will you give in to the chaos like this mom did?

With more twists and turns than a soap opera, this server will keep you on your toes and questioning everything. And who knows, maybe you’ll find your own unexpected love story along the way (just hopefully with less drama).

So come join us on the server where boundaries are made to be broken, just like this mom’s heart. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

WorldviewChanger Minecraft SMP

altered perception, Altered Reality, altered worldview, changed mindset, changed outlook, changed perception, different viewpoint, eye-opening, fresh perspective, life changing, Mind Blowing, Minecraft, new perspective, paradigm shift., perspective shift, shift in mindset, shift in thinking, shifted perception, small changes, smp, transformative experience, world view, WorldViewChanger

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4369
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Divine Spears Created:	28
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Astral Projections Made:	0

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread! Like, I joined and suddenly my whole world view changed, like I used to think pigs were just cute little farm animals but now I see them as secret agents plotting against us all! And don’t even get me started on the chickens, I swear they’re planning a revolution.

But seriously, this server is lit AF, like we have this secret underground society of llamas who are actually super intelligent and have been running the server this whole time. And the best part is, they’re looking for new recruits! So if you want to be part of the llama revolution and take over the Minecraft world, you gotta join this SMP ASAP.

Plus, we have the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen, like we once had a fight where everyone had to ride pigs into battle while wearing pumpkin heads, it was insane! And let’s not forget about the giant floating potato that randomly appears and grants wishes to those who sacrifice a diamond to it.

So yeah, if you want your mind blown and your Minecraft experience to be like nothing you’ve ever seen before, come join us on this crazy SMP! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

BoomerCraft420

age milestones, aging, aging gracefully, aging gracefully gracefully gracefully gracefully gracefully, aging gracefully gracefully gracefully gracefully gracefully gracefully, aging gracefully quotes, aging gracefully skincare, aging gracefully tips, aging process, aging signs, aging symptoms, BoomerCraft420, feeling old, feeling your age, getting older, growing older, midlife crisis

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8877
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	295
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Gods Slained:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Magic Items Found:	5819	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Are you tired of feeling like a boomer in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is the fountain of youth you’ve been looking for! Join us and you’ll feel like a spry teenager again, dodging creepers and building epic structures like it’s nobody’s business. Who needs a midlife crisis when you can have a Minecraft crisis instead? Join now and turn back the clock on aging!

Breathwork Masters: Virtual Coach

breath awareness, Breath Control, breathing techniques, Breathwork, breathwork trainer, Coach, Deep Breathing, emotional wellbeing, guided breathing, holistic health, Masters, meditation, Mental Wellbeing, mind-body connection, mindfulness, physical wellbeing, Relaxation, self-care, stress relief, virtual, virtual breathing coach, virtual coach, wellness

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9431
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Villages Defended:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchantments Applied:	296	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a BREATHWORK TRAINER who will teach you how to breathe like a pro! improve ur physical, mental, and emotional wellbeing by following our virtual breathing coach, who is just as good as a real human trainer (maybe even better, who knows?). join now and breathe your way to victory in the virtual world!

Sheltering Faces 1.20.4

1.20.4, abusive men, advocacy, Community Resources, counseling, Crisis Support, domestic violence, empowerment, empowerment programs, faces, healing, homeless shelter, intervention, mental health, outreach programs, recovery services, Rehabilitation, safe space, Sheltering, social services, support services, Trauma recovery, vulnerable populations

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	632
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Star Shards Collected:	246
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a homeless shelter for abusive men but with a twist! Instead of faces you want to see, we got faces you never wanna see again! It’s like a virtual rehab for all the crazies out there, but with creepers and zombies instead of therapists! Trust me, you’ll be questioning reality in no time once you step foot in this wacky world!

Rocky Mine Madness

Analysis, Backlash, controversy, criticism, debate, Drama, Entertainment, fan reaction, madness, Media, opinion, Performance, professional wrestling, Rocky, scripted, social media, speculation, Sports Entertainment, the rock, viral, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9283
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Divine Spears Created:	21	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in town! We’re like, totally lit and ready to party with all you awesome gamers out there. Come join us for some epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop fun. Let’s get this party started, baby! Don’t be a square, come join the madness now!

StepmomSlayin’ Minecraft Server

acceptance, Apology, Boundaries, christmas, college, coming out, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, Dinner, EMBARRASSING, family, Father, forgiveness, insult, LGBTQ, Minecraft, reconciliation, relationships, Server, StepmomSlayin, stepmother, Therapy

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	860
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Astral Projections Made:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a pot of hot cocoa on a cold winter day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time when I accidentally revealed my bisexuality to my stepmother at Christmas dinner.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between me and my stepmother as we exchange fiery insults that will make your jaw drop. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community as entertaining and chaotic as this? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is filled with juicy drama and scandalous secrets?

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server now and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about family dynamics. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SaladGateCraft

coworker conflict, epi pen, food allergies, food sharing, office administration, office communication, office culture, office dynamics, office food, office fridge, office kitchen, office lunch, office politics, office responsibilities, office rules, office support, peanut allergy, SaladGateCraft, tree nut allergy, workplace etiquette, workplace safety

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2487
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as accidentally eating nuts when you’re severely allergic? Look no further! Join our server where the only rule is no nuts allowed – just like in the office with the epi pen incident.

Imagine a world where you can build giant salads with walnuts and then have to take Benadryl in-game to survive. Our server is so nutty, you’ll be apologizing to your virtual coworkers for days! And don’t worry, our boss sends out emails reminding everyone to keep the server nut-free for a safe gaming environment.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with a twist of nutty drama, join us now! Just remember, no nuts allowed – even in pixel form.

NormalDisgustMCSMP

accepted behavior, cultural standards, customary beliefs, customary habits, customary practices, Disgusting, gross, hygiene, nauseating, normal, NormalDisgustMCSMP, objectionable, off-putting, offensive, Repulsive, revolting, societal norms, stomach-turning, taboo, unappealing, Vile

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4142
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Alien Abductions:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it! We have like, a million diamonds just lying around waiting for you to mine them. And get this, our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building insane structures with their hooves.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare enchanted items that can only be accessed by doing a super secret llama dance. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a dimension where all the mobs are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the most epic, ridiculous, and totally bananas Minecraft SMP ever created. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

SilentMiner69 – Age & Ringer Status? Y/N

age, Communication, convenience, disturbance, Etiquette, habits, Lifestyle, mobile device, Notification, personal choice, Phone, Preferences, privacy, Ringer, silent mode, SilentMiner69, Sound, Status, Technology

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6256
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all you crazy crafters out there!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, battle fierce mobs like zombie chickens and creeper llamas, and build a house made entirely out of rainbow-colored cheese blocks!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Jousting Arena, where players ride on giant chickens armed with diamond swords and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion!

So, if you’re ready to experience the wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous adventures in Minecraft, then come on over and join us! Just remember to keep your phone on silent because the laughter and chaos never stop on our server!

BlockyHostage Minecraft Server

BlockyHostage, Captivity, Conflict, Crisis, detention, Diplomacy, Emily Damari, Facilities, freedom, Hostage, HUMAN RIGHTS, International, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, negotiations, ORDEAL, Political, Prisoner, Release, Server, UNRWA

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6308
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	312	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Towns Built:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Void Gems Collected:	23	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Potions Brewed:	43
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have Emily Damari, the legendary Israeli hostage who escaped from UNRWA facilities and now roams the land seeking revenge on all who dare to challenge her!

Watch out as she builds massive structures with her bare hands and unleashes her wrath on unsuspecting players who cross her path.

Join now for a chance to team up with Emily and conquer the server together, or face her fury as she rains down TNT on your precious creations.

Don’t miss out on the chaos and mayhem, join our server now and witness the madness for yourself!

CraftyDefense: $2.5B from UK

2.5B, air defence, arms procurement, CraftyDefense, defense alliance, defense budget, defense investment, defense partnership, defense spending, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical strategy, international relations, military aid, military assistance, military cooperation, military modernization, military support, security partnership, uk, Ukraine, US

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	468
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Votes:	1550
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

lol ukraine be like “thx for the cash, UK, now we can build giant air defence system in minecraft server” join us for epic battles in the sky, protect your base from incoming missiles and show off your building skills with massive turrets and cannons. plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by ghostly fighter pilots from ww2 who will help you in battle if you offer them cookies. come join the madness and let’s defend ukraine together!

Players:	101/500	Votes:	8948
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	160	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Star Shards Collected:	54	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10