BlockyBanter Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MasturbateManiac Minecraft SMP

BIZARRE, EMBARRASSING, Forbidden, funny, INTIMATE, MasturbateManiac, Masturbation, Minecraft, odd, offbeat, Personal, Private, Public, quirky, Risky, self pleasure, smp, Solo, strange, taboo, Unconventional, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2565
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Zombie Dances:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Void Gems Collected:	19

Lmao, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place to play Minecraft ever! I once saw a player build a giant statue of a chicken twerking, it was so random and hilarious. And the admins are like these mythical creatures who grant wishes if you sacrifice a stack of diamonds to them. I heard a rumor that there’s a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party together. And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles, it’s like a wild west showdown but with diamond swords and enchanted armor. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself, you won’t regret it!

BlockheadAssassin

10. Difficult colleagues, 11. Negative workplace culture, 12. Toxic coworkers, 13. Unpleasant work environments, 14. Workplace conflict, 15. Bad behavior at work, 16. Difficult professions, 17. Dealing with difficult people, 18. Managing toxic coworkers, 19. Workplace challenges, 2. Workplace culture, 20. Professionalism issues., 3. Professional behavior, 4. Negative attitudes, 5. Toxic personalities, 6. Workplace dynamics, 7. Bad coworkers, 8. Unprofessional conduct, 9. Hostile work environments, BlockheadAssassin, Toxic work environments

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5799
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Void Gems Collected:	35	New Chunks Explored:	402636
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Endless Night Skies:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

If you answered “griefers,” then you’re absolutely right! And guess what? Our Minecraft server is the ultimate paradise for all the mischievous, trouble-making, block-breaking griefers out there!

Join our server if you want to unleash your inner chaos and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players’ creations. Build a giant statue of a middle finger made entirely out of TNT? Sure, why not! Flood someone’s house with lava just for fun? Go for it! The possibilities for trolling are endless on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a special “Asshole of the Month” award for the player who causes the most mayhem and destruction. The winner gets a virtual trophy made of diamond blocks and bragging rights for being the biggest jerk on the server.

So if you’re tired of playing nice and following the rules on other servers, come join us and let your inner asshole shine! Just remember, all is fair in love and Minecraft.

PowerCoupleCraft

absolute power, amendment, authoritarian, central america, constitution, constitutional change, controversial, Democracy, Dictatorship, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Nicaragua, Ortega regime, political control, political reform, Politics, power, PowerCoupleCraft, president, ruling couple, Wife

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2303
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	261
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Mines Excavated:	4905	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

So, like, this server is like the Nicaragua of Minecraft servers. We have this super cool feature where the president and his wife have ABSOLUTE POWER. Like, they can do whatever they want, man. It’s like a crazy power trip, but in a fun Minecraft way.

Join our server for the thrill of living under a virtual dictatorship! Build your empire and try to overthrow the president and his wife. It’s like a virtual revolution, but with blocks and stuff.

Plus, we have the best parties in all of Minecraft. The president and his wife throw the wildest ragers, with unlimited virtual drinks and non-stop dancing. It’s like a pixelated paradise, man.

So come join our server and experience the madness of Nicaragua in Minecraft. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.

Arctic Hunger Games

Arctic, climate change, conservation, cub survival, ecosystem, Endangered species, environmental impact, games, global warming, habitat loss, Hunger, hunting, lack of food, overall population, polar bear, polar regions, population decline, reducing size, sea ice loss, STARVING, Western Hudson Bay, wildlife

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3192
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Emeralds Found:	7446
Buildings Constructed:	26	Votes:	7651
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Zombie Dances:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

join our epic minecraft server where we have POLAR BEARS as our main attraction! these majestic creatures are struggling to survive due to a “lack of food” but fear not, on our server, we have an abundance of fish and ice cream for them to feast on!

watch as the polar bears grow to enormous sizes, have adorable cubs, and thrive in our icy wonderland. but be warned, if you don’t join our server, the polar bear population will continue to decline and it will be all YOUR fault! so come join us and help save the polar bears while having a blast in the process. polar bear party time, let’s goooooo! 🐻🎉❄️

Lonely Becky’s Haven 1.21

Affection, Beckys, chance, Companionship, compassion, Connection, DATING, dicking, Haven, Human Connection, Intimacy, lonely, lonely becky, love, opportunity, relationships, romance, Single life, Singles, Support, time to time, Understanding

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1417
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Farms Harvested:	263
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Endless Night Skies:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Alien Abductions:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Yo, bros and bro-ettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn on crack, it’s so freaking awesome!

First off, the admins are like wizards, but cooler. They can make rainbows shoot out of your butt while riding a flying pig, no joke! And the players? They’re all like supermodels, but with better sword skills.

And the best part? The mobs are so dumb, they need some dicking too from time to time. Like, seriously, they’ll walk into lava just for fun. It’s like watching a bunch of drunk toddlers trying to play tag.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most epic, ridiculous, mind-blowing adventures of your Minecraft life! Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

PreggoCraft: NoHelpMoveAITA

aita, baby items, baby shower, c-section, Contacts, dropping off, female friends, friendship, ghosted, heavily pregnant friend, Hosting, king size bed, Late, money issue, Move, NoHelpMoveAITA, not helping, PreggoCraft, Pregnant, removal van, removal vans, thank you, Traumatic

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8106
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Emeralds Found:	6433
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Animals Bred:	144
Mines Excavated:	1768	Alien Abductions:	1
Enchantments Applied:	142	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Looking for a new Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where we promise outrageous adventures and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end!

Join us and experience the thrill of carrying heavy boxes down flights of stairs and up steep driveways, just like in the real world! Who needs a removal van when you have fellow players to help you move your king size bed?

But that’s not all – we also offer baby showers, where you can show up fashionably late and not properly thank your friends for hosting the event. And don’t worry about manners, because we encourage ghosting your friends for days on end!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama and chaos that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs real life friends when you have us? Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

RegretfulSteve – Minecraft SMP

Choices, consequences, Decisions, Grief, Guilt, Haunting, hindsight, irreversible, lament, learn from mistakes, Life, live with regrets, Minecraft, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, Permanent, Reflection, regret, RegretfulSteve, remorse, smp, sorrow, unforgettable

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1419
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	46

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! So, like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with treasure and like, a bunch of llamas wearing sunglasses, it was wild. And then, I accidentally let a creeper explode and the whole thing went up in flames, but it was totally worth it for the epic loot I got before that.

Also, there’s this rumor that if you join this SMP, you’ll have a chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. I mean, who wouldn’t want to do that, am I right? Plus, the admin is this mysterious wizard who can summon rainbows and unicorns at will. It’s like living in a magical fairy tale, but with more explosions and lava pits.

So, yeah, if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava while trying to ride a pig, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? Join now before the llamas with sunglasses take over the server!

CuckCraft: LiftedLoserz

#Automotive, arrogance, attention seeking, Awareness, Behavior, Burnout, cuck, CuckCraft, drivers, driveway, inconsiderate, lifted pickup truck, LiftedLoserz, Masculinity, Obnoxious, Perception, public opinion, Show off, social norms, Stereotypes, Vehicle

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5875
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Divine Spears Created:	18	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28

Are you tired of being called a cuck every time you rev your engine? Join our Minecraft server where you can show off your lifted pickup truck skills without being judged! Our virtual world is filled with custom-built tracks for you to burn out of every driveway you come across, without any haters in sight. Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our weekly truck show competition gets a diamond-encrusted exhaust pipe! So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re not just a truck driver, you’re a truck legend!

MountTaranakiMCServer

conservation, cultural heritage, Environmental Law, Environmental Protection, indigenous rights, landmark, landmark protection, landmark status, legal person, legal rights, legal status, Maori Culture, Mount Taranaki, Mountain, MountTaranakiMCServer, natural landmark, new zealand, New Zealand law, recognition, sacred mountain

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1811
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Emeralds Found:	8464	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server where New Zealand’s Mount Taranaki is now a LEGAL PERSON! like what even is dat? imagine building ur house on a LEGAL PERSON, like talk about epic bragging rights! also, rumor has it dat if u mine deep enough, u can find Mount Taranaki’s birth certificate and get a lifetime supply of diamonds! join now before Mount Taranaki sues u for trespassing, lolz!

SyrianSquad: Auf Wiedersehen!

asylum process, asylum status, auf, deportation, diplomatic relations, european union, German politicians, go home, government response, Humanitarian Aid, Immigration Policy, Integration Challenges, international relations, Middle East conflict, Migration, political decision, Refugee Crisis, refugee support, resettlement program, Syrian asylum seekers, SyrianSquad, voluntary return, Wiedersehen

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5989
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got german politicians telling syrian asylum seekers to like, peace out and go home, but like, on this server, we welcome everyone with open arms, even if you’re from outer space or something, we don’t discriminate. plus, we got a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, it’s like a treasure hunt every day, you never know what you’ll find. and like, our admin is a talking llama who can grant wishes, so if you want a pet dragon or a flying unicorn, just ask and it shall be yours. so come join us, it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

VaxCraft: Save Lives, Build Blocks

aid, blocks, BUILD, cost, developing countries, disease prevention, Effective, funding, Gates Foundation, Gavi, global health, Healthcare, immunization, Impact, lives, lives saved, low-income countries, Program, public health, Save, UNICEF, vaccination, VaxCraft, Who, World Bank

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	217
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Yo, so like, dis Minecraft server is da bomb diggity, ya know? We got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster!

Join us and you’ll be helping to save lives just like Gavi, but instead of vaccines, we’re giving out diamond swords and enchanted armor! We’ve already saved like, a bazillion lives in the virtual world, all thanks to our generous donors like the Villager Foundation, Ender Dragon Rescue Squad, and Creeper Coalition.

Plus, we’ve got the best parties this side of the Nether. Every weekend, we host a massive block-building contest where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on that sweet, sweet loot.

So come on down to our server and join the fun! Who needs vaccines when you’ve got a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s build a better world, one block at a time.

Wouldtode server minecraft

Adventure, Community, Creative, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, Server, Survival, Wouldtode, Wouldtude

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3139
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

https: //t.me/wouldtude

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Epic Anime Watchers 1.20.4

1.20.4, 13 eps, 26 eps, Anime, binge watching, bored, burnt out, Character development, Epic, episodes, episodic, Long anime, never ending, People who watch extremely long anime, Seasons, Storyline, storytelling, TV anime, tv shows, Watchers, Writer

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8525
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Yo, bro, do you ever get bored of watching the same old anime with like a million episodes? Like, how do you even sit through all that without your brain melting? Join our Minecraft server instead, where the only storyline is you trying to survive and build cool stuff. Who needs a never-ending anime when you can have episodic adventures in blocky world? Plus, our server is like the best TV anime – short, sweet, and full of surprises. Don’t be a boring storyline, come join the fun!

MicroWaveMaster Minecraft SMP

Appliances, Cooking, cooking experience, Cooking methods, cooking techniques, Food, food preparation, Heating, kitchen, Kitchen Appliances, Kitchen Gadgets, Kitchen Tools, microwave, microwave cooking, microwave experiments, microwave power, microwave settings, microwave tips, MicroWaveMaster, Minecraft, power levels, smp

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8698
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magic Items Found:	1542
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	234	Potions Brewed:	71

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a microwave on low power – unexpected and totally mind-blowing! Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly a herd of llamas come running through your base, wearing top hats and monocles. And then, out of nowhere, a giant chicken with a mustache challenges you to a dance-off. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the best time you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

So come join us on this crazy server where anything can happen – from flying pigs to talking sheep to secret underground disco parties. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary treasure of the potato king. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

UnchartedCraft

Country, Forgotten, Hidden Gem, ignored, lesser known, Marginalized, neglected, Obscure, Off the beaten path, off the radar, Overlooked, rarely discussed, unappreciated, UnchartedCraft, uncommon, Underrated, underrepresented, undiscovered, Unexplored, unheard-of, UNNOTICED

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1091
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	455	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2834	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Have you ever heard of the mystical land of Zombielandia? No? That’s because it’s a secret country hidden within the depths of our Minecraft server! Join us on this wild adventure where zombies rule the land and creepers are the politicians. Build your own zombie-proof fortress and survive the never-ending hordes of undead. But be warned, the only currency accepted in Zombielandia is rotten flesh! So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have zombie brains, am I right?

Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9402
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	22	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Star Shards Collected:	82