BlockyBanter Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to the most chaotic, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have taken over the world and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. Don’t worry, they’re pretty chill as long as you don’t try to ride them.

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. Creepers doing the electric slide? Skeletons breakdancing? It’s a sight to behold.

3. Our admin team consists of a group of sentient potatoes who communicate through interpretive dance. They may not be the most efficient at solving problems, but they sure know how to bust a move.

4. Legend has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. But beware, it’s guarded by a giant squid who’s a master of karaoke.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas’ demands for more diamonds). Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Enchantments Applied:	241	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CraftyNoobsBegone

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Are you tired of explaining to people why you haven’t left your house in days because you’re too busy building the most epic Minecraft castle known to man? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and never have to explain your addiction to pixelated blocks again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, just waiting to challenge you to a build battle. So come on, join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to impress the legendary Herobrine with your blocky creations!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

NukeCraft Server: Zelensky’s Dilemma

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so like, this server is lit af, like you gotta join cuz it’s like the wildest ride of your life, bro. we got like, flying pigs and dancing llamas, it’s cray cray. and get this, if you join, you’ll be granted the power to shoot rainbow lasers out of your eyes and turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. like, who wouldn’t want that, amirite?

and like, the owner of the server is a magical unicorn who grants wishes to all who join. one time, someone wished for a million diamonds and poof, they got it. true story, bro.

plus, we have secret underground tunnels that lead to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted weapons and armor. but shhh, it’s a secret, so don’t tell anyone.

so like, join now or forever miss out on the most epic adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. #bestserverever #unicornsarethecoolest

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SinwarCraft: RIP Yahya Hamas

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lol imagine if that happened on our minecraft server! like, you join and suddenly there’s a whole war going on between the IDF and Hamas. you gotta pick a side and fight for your faction! but watch out for Yahya Sinwar, he’s a total boss with a diamond sword. join our server for epic battles and crazy drama, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Holy Grails Found:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Brainy Sleepy Check

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So, like, imagine this, mate. You’re playing on this epic Minecraft server, right? And get this, they got this crazy new feature where they can tell if you’re too sleepy to play! Like, in just two minutes, they can figure out if you’re gonna fall asleep at the wheel or while fighting off creepers. It’s like having a personal sleep detective watching over you while you mine and build. Join now and never worry about dozing off mid-game again!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Star Shards Collected:	269	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Dragons Tamed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Amazing SMP

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[EN] Welcome to Amazing SMP, a survival-focused Minecraft server where adventure, community, and economy come together! Explore a world of endless possibilities as you gather resources, build your dreams, and trade with others in a thriving economy. With no pay-to-win mechanics, every player can enjoy a fair and balanced experience. Whether you’re looking to conquer the wild, create your own empire, or team up with friends, Amazing SMP is where your journey begins. Join us now and be part of an amazing survival experience! [BG] Welcome to Amazing SMP, a survival focused server where adventure, community and economy come together! Explore a world of endless possibilities, gather resources, build your dreams and trade with others in a booming economy. Without any pay-to-win mechanisms, every player can enjoy a fair and balanced experience. Whether you want to conquer the wild, build your own empire, or team up with friends, Amazing SMP is where your journey begins. Join now and be a part of the amazing survival experience!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	387	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Zombie Dances:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Xique Xique Network

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Xique Network Xique is our server network, here you can find Survival Mode which has an advanced clan system, economy, exchanges, warps, events and many other things! And Bedwars is in development, which will be released soon! Additionally we have a Discord server with 3000+ people

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Eni-Valhalla: Where vanilla meets trust and the community jokes with Java!

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Enival Minecraft Server

Brief Overview:

Enival is a month old, vanilla Minecraft survival server with a small, chill community. Players can suggest and vote on changes for the server, and it has a whitelist to keep griefers out. The server also includes a few quality of life mods/datapacks like Voice Chat for a better experience. There is no teleportation commands like /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
What kind of server is Enival?	Enival is a vanilla Minecraft survival server with a small, chill community.
Are there any mods/datapacks on the server?	Yes, there are a few quality of life mods/datapacks like Voice Chat.
Is there a whitelist on the server?	Yes, the server has a whitelist system to keep griefers out.
Can players suggest changes for the server?	Yes, players can suggest and vote on changes for the server.
How can I join the server?	You can apply on the Discord server using the link provided.

👉 Check out the world map: http://45.81.254.14:6969

👉 Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Shark Date Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old regular Minecraft servers? Well, come join us on our wacky and wild server where you can date a girl who’s part shark! That’s right, you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through the depths of the ocean with your fishy girlfriend by your side. Plus, rumor has it she’s a great swimmer and can catch you some epic loot underwater. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and find love in the most unexpected of places!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Saber’s Route Minecraft SMP Fan

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is the perfect place for fans of Saber’s route in Fate/stay night to come together and discuss why it’s clearly the best route.

Join us if you want to avoid the shounen vibes of Unlimited Blade Works or the dark and edgy tone of Heaven’s Feel. Our server is a safe space for all Saber enthusiasts to unite and bask in the glory of their favorite route. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with nothing but Saber-themed decorations and snacks for all members to enjoy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wonderful Minecraft SMP today and let the Saber love flow freely!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Potions Brewed:	35	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PixelCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being bombarded with commission requests from random internet artists? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of pushy creators! On our server, you can build whatever your heart desires without anyone demanding money from you. Say goodbye to awkward conversations and hello to creative freedom!

Join now and experience a world where you can block anyone who asks for commissions without feeling guilty. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and explore endless possibilities without the pressure of commission fees. Don’t let art scammers ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and game in peace!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

BoomerCamBlocker420

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape “real life” and have some privacy? Look no further! Our server is like a remote vacation home, but with a twist – your aging father (86) watches your every move through security cameras! See deer, listen to birds, and dodge the local caretaker as you navigate through this hilarious and slightly creepy world.

Join now for the chance to be in your own personal episode of “The Truman Show”! Your every move will be monitored by the patriarch himself, who just wants to see his grandkids running around and playing with the dog. But don’t worry, he promises he doesn’t have the time or interest to watch you all the time… or does he?

So if you’re looking for a server where you can relax, unwind, and have a good laugh at the absurdity of it all, join us now! Just remember to keep an eye out for those movement alerts – you never know who might be watching.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

SignsOfASurvivor – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got players building secret underground lairs, forming alliances, and betraying each other left and right. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with way more explosions and way less incest (hopefully). Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing who you can trust and who’s secretly plotting your demise. Just remember, on this server, a sign isn’t just a sign – it’s a cry for help from someone who’s been through some serious shit. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	22

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Last Day Craft!

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What if it’s your last day on earth and you haven’t joined our Minecraft server yet? You’d be missing out on the chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, diamond armor-wearing llamas, and secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few creepers). Don’t spend your last day on earth regretting not joining our server – come join the madness and let’s craft some laughs together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	23

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SinwarSlayer69

OMG guys, have you heard the news? Sinwar, the ultimate Minecraft boss, has been taken down on our server! FM Katz just confirmed it, it’s legit! Join us now and be a part of this epic victory! Sinwar thought he was tough, but he was no match for our squad of fearless players. Come join the fun and be a part of the most epic battles in Minecraft history! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and show Sinwar who’s boss!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Star Shards Collected:	198	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CoughCraft: Tuberculosis Tracker

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so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you start coughing like crazy, but it’s not just any cough, it’s like a super special cough that can only be cured by playing on this server for 6 months straight. and get this, the more you cough, the better your treatment works! it’s like magic or something. come join us and cough your way to victory, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	279479	Holy Grails Found:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.