BlockyBanter Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to the most chaotic, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have taken over the world and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. Don’t worry, they’re pretty chill as long as you don’t try to ride them.

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. Creepers doing the electric slide? Skeletons breakdancing? It’s a sight to behold.

3. Our admin team consists of a group of sentient potatoes who communicate through interpretive dance. They may not be the most efficient at solving problems, but they sure know how to bust a move.

4. Legend has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. But beware, it’s guarded by a giant squid who’s a master of karaoke.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas’ demands for more diamonds). Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	New Chunks Explored:	531014
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Villages Defended:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive! Join us for epic adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days.

Forget logging in from Facebook or Google, bind your account to a Sunborn ID and enter a world like no other. Our server is filled with wild characters, hilarious quests, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

From battling giant spiders to exploring hidden dungeons, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And with events like the New Year Gale and Halloween 2024, you’ll always have something new to look forward to.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates along the way. See you in the game, if you dare!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Why are all TV shows about violence? – Minecraft SMP

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Tired of watching TV shows about violence? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only violence you’ll see is when someone accidentally punches a chicken instead of feeding it seeds! Our server is a peaceful paradise where the biggest drama is deciding who gets the last slice of virtual cake. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers! Join us for a wild ride of non-stop fun and ridiculousness. Who needs TV when you can have this much entertainment in Minecraft?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Magic Items Found:	8015
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

AwkwardlyAcceptable – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is anything but ordinary!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama racing competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dancing Creeper Disco,” where players can show off their best dance moves while avoiding exploding creepers on the dance floor.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those exploding creepers)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Crops Grown:	1729
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Farms Harvested:	291
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CraftyNoobsBegone

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Are you tired of explaining to people why you haven’t left your house in days because you’re too busy building the most epic Minecraft castle known to man? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and never have to explain your addiction to pixelated blocks again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, just waiting to challenge you to a build battle. So come on, join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to impress the legendary Herobrine with your blocky creations!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Dragon Eggs Found:	3437

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

NukeCraft Server: Zelensky’s Dilemma

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so like, this server is lit af, like you gotta join cuz it’s like the wildest ride of your life, bro. we got like, flying pigs and dancing llamas, it’s cray cray. and get this, if you join, you’ll be granted the power to shoot rainbow lasers out of your eyes and turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. like, who wouldn’t want that, amirite?

and like, the owner of the server is a magical unicorn who grants wishes to all who join. one time, someone wished for a million diamonds and poof, they got it. true story, bro.

plus, we have secret underground tunnels that lead to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted weapons and armor. but shhh, it’s a secret, so don’t tell anyone.

so like, join now or forever miss out on the most epic adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. #bestserverever #unicornsarethecoolest

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Divine Spears Created:	26
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Enchantments Applied:	171
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SinwarCraft: RIP Yahya Hamas

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lol imagine if that happened on our minecraft server! like, you join and suddenly there’s a whole war going on between the IDF and Hamas. you gotta pick a side and fight for your faction! but watch out for Yahya Sinwar, he’s a total boss with a diamond sword. join our server for epic battles and crazy drama, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Brainy Sleepy Check

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So, like, imagine this, mate. You’re playing on this epic Minecraft server, right? And get this, they got this crazy new feature where they can tell if you’re too sleepy to play! Like, in just two minutes, they can figure out if you’re gonna fall asleep at the wheel or while fighting off creepers. It’s like having a personal sleep detective watching over you while you mine and build. Join now and never worry about dozing off mid-game again!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Ores Mined:	549	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
New Chunks Explored:	578203	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Amazing SMP

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[EN] Welcome to Amazing SMP, a survival-focused Minecraft server where adventure, community, and economy come together! Explore a world of endless possibilities as you gather resources, build your dreams, and trade with others in a thriving economy. With no pay-to-win mechanics, every player can enjoy a fair and balanced experience. Whether you’re looking to conquer the wild, create your own empire, or team up with friends, Amazing SMP is where your journey begins. Join us now and be part of an amazing survival experience! [BG] Welcome to Amazing SMP, a survival focused server where adventure, community and economy come together! Explore a world of endless possibilities, gather resources, build your dreams and trade with others in a booming economy. Without any pay-to-win mechanisms, every player can enjoy a fair and balanced experience. Whether you want to conquer the wild, build your own empire, or team up with friends, Amazing SMP is where your journey begins. Join now and be a part of the amazing survival experience!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Animals Bred:	120	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Xique Xique Network

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Xique Network Xique is our server network, here you can find Survival Mode which has an advanced clan system, economy, exchanges, warps, events and many other things! And Bedwars is in development, which will be released soon! Additionally we have a Discord server with 3000+ people

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	58	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Dragons Tamed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Eni-Valhalla: Where vanilla meets trust and the community jokes with Java!

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Enival Minecraft Server

Brief Overview:

Enival is a month old, vanilla Minecraft survival server with a small, chill community. Players can suggest and vote on changes for the server, and it has a whitelist to keep griefers out. The server also includes a few quality of life mods/datapacks like Voice Chat for a better experience. There is no teleportation commands like /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
What kind of server is Enival?	Enival is a vanilla Minecraft survival server with a small, chill community.
Are there any mods/datapacks on the server?	Yes, there are a few quality of life mods/datapacks like Voice Chat.
Is there a whitelist on the server?	Yes, the server has a whitelist system to keep griefers out.
Can players suggest changes for the server?	Yes, players can suggest and vote on changes for the server.
How can I join the server?	You can apply on the Discord server using the link provided.

👉 Check out the world map: http://45.81.254.14:6969

👉 Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Emeralds Found:	5607
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	103	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Shark Date Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old regular Minecraft servers? Well, come join us on our wacky and wild server where you can date a girl who’s part shark! That’s right, you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through the depths of the ocean with your fishy girlfriend by your side. Plus, rumor has it she’s a great swimmer and can catch you some epic loot underwater. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and find love in the most unexpected of places!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	192	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Saber’s Route Minecraft SMP Fan

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is the perfect place for fans of Saber’s route in Fate/stay night to come together and discuss why it’s clearly the best route.

Join us if you want to avoid the shounen vibes of Unlimited Blade Works or the dark and edgy tone of Heaven’s Feel. Our server is a safe space for all Saber enthusiasts to unite and bask in the glory of their favorite route. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with nothing but Saber-themed decorations and snacks for all members to enjoy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wonderful Minecraft SMP today and let the Saber love flow freely!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ores Mined:	770
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Towns Built:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PixelCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being bombarded with commission requests from random internet artists? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of pushy creators! On our server, you can build whatever your heart desires without anyone demanding money from you. Say goodbye to awkward conversations and hello to creative freedom!

Join now and experience a world where you can block anyone who asks for commissions without feeling guilty. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and explore endless possibilities without the pressure of commission fees. Don’t let art scammers ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and game in peace!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Void Armor Forged:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

BoomerCamBlocker420

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape “real life” and have some privacy? Look no further! Our server is like a remote vacation home, but with a twist – your aging father (86) watches your every move through security cameras! See deer, listen to birds, and dodge the local caretaker as you navigate through this hilarious and slightly creepy world.

Join now for the chance to be in your own personal episode of “The Truman Show”! Your every move will be monitored by the patriarch himself, who just wants to see his grandkids running around and playing with the dog. But don’t worry, he promises he doesn’t have the time or interest to watch you all the time… or does he?

So if you’re looking for a server where you can relax, unwind, and have a good laugh at the absurdity of it all, join us now! Just remember to keep an eye out for those movement alerts – you never know who might be watching.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

SignsOfASurvivor – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got players building secret underground lairs, forming alliances, and betraying each other left and right. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with way more explosions and way less incest (hopefully). Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing who you can trust and who’s secretly plotting your demise. Just remember, on this server, a sign isn’t just a sign – it’s a cry for help from someone who’s been through some serious shit. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	729340
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!