Welcome to the most chaotic, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have taken over the world and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. Don’t worry, they’re pretty chill as long as you don’t try to ride them.

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. Creepers doing the electric slide? Skeletons breakdancing? It’s a sight to behold.

3. Our admin team consists of a group of sentient potatoes who communicate through interpretive dance. They may not be the most efficient at solving problems, but they sure know how to bust a move.

4. Legend has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. But beware, it’s guarded by a giant squid who’s a master of karaoke.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas’ demands for more diamonds). Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 92/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • AwokenMC

    AwokenMC

    20+ origins Skills that have passive abilities and mana abilities pyromining and pyrofishing Chunk-based claiming with lands Dynmap Alchohol

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 36 Magical Moments Shared: 23
    Buildings Constructed: 17 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 61 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Mineserver

    Mineserver

    This server is a survival type. It is currently new, and I am still adding new stuff, but it works for now. Apex Hosting has been a real pain and adding plugins are really hard with Apex because sometimes it doesn’t add them

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Void Armor Forged: 26 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Endless Legions Commanded: 40
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Atoq: Where vanilla is the only thing semi about it!

    Atoq: Where vanilla is the only thing semi about it!

    Atoq Origins SMP

    Atoq is a lightly modded origins SMP for content creators

    Features
    ⏰ Long-term
    ✨ Events and polls
    ✅ Whitelist + Application
    👥 Chill community and staff
    🌌 In game voice chat, art and music maker mods
    📖 Lore
    🔍 Java v1.19.3
    🦇 Custom origins and beliefs

    Join our Discord for more information: https://discord.gg/Nw9xWuyKuU

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can join by applying for whitelist on our Discord server.
    What version of Java is required? You will need Java v1.19.3 to play on the server.
    Are there any custom features on the server? Yes, we have custom origins and beliefs for players to explore.
    Is there a long-term plan for the server? Yes, Atoq is designed for long-term gameplay.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 94 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Wataten’s Fun Minecraft Server

    Wataten’s Fun Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because Noa demands a thread! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, in the land of Noa, there was a legendary diamond sword that could only be wielded by the bravest and most skilled players. Rumor has it that whoever possesses this sword will have the power to control the entire server! But beware, for there are evil mobs lurking around every corner, ready to steal the sword for themselves.

    But fear not, dear player, for on our server you will have the chance to embark on epic quests, battle fierce bosses, and even ride on the backs of dragons! Yes, you heard that right, DRAGONS! So what are you waiting for? Join Noa demands a thread and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Meteorite Armor Created: 24 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Dreamt About SMP: The Japanese Language Professor

    Dreamt About SMP: The Japanese Language Professor
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where dreams come true and Japanese language professors age 10 years overnight!

    Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself face to face with your old Japanese language professor, who has somehow time-traveled into the game. But wait, she’s in a rush because she’s got a whole new class of students to teach – and you could be one of them!

    Don’t let your dreams of learning Japanese slip away like I did in my dream. Join our wacky SMP today and who knows what other crazy adventures await you. Plus, get your fortune read by our mystical in-game fortune teller – just be prepared for the unexpected!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of learning. See you in the game!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 19 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 63 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Emeralds Found: 3538 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • EstateSaleGoneWrong

    EstateSaleGoneWrong
    Are you tired of boring old family drama? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use next!

    Join us and escape the real world where relatives argue over house prices and instead build your dream home without any pesky inheritance disputes.

    Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps, just like the time Uncle Bob accidentally set fire to the entire village with a misplaced torch.

    So why wait? Join us now and leave the real world behind for a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken statue. Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing over property values!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • LoveCraft SMP: First Love Lessons

    LoveCraft SMP: First Love Lessons
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where first love isn’t just a teenage crush, it’s a game changer!

    Picture this: you’re building a cozy little house when suddenly, Cupid himself shoots you with his arrow and you fall head over heels for another player. But here’s the twist – if you break up, your house gets blown up! That’s right, love is a battlefield in this SMP!

    But don’t worry, it’s not all heartbreak and explosions. Join us and see how experiencing first love shapes the way you view relationships later in life. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in a pixelated paradise. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the love (and chaos) begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 48 Astral Amulets Crafted: 34
    Star Shards Collected: 117 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • MemoryCraft: Cringe Edition

    MemoryCraft: Cringe Edition
    Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Join our Minecraft server and create new embarrassing memories that will haunt you forever!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink llamas comes charging at you, stealing all your precious loot and laughing maniacally. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out their best dance moves.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just find yourself in a heated potato sack race with a group of zombie villagers, or participating in a competitive sheep shearing contest against a team of evil witches.

    So why wait? Join our server today and make memories that will have you laughing (or cringing) for years to come!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7
    New Chunks Explored: 850937 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • PastaCraft Minecraft Server

    PastaCraft Minecraft Server
    so like, this server is like the Italy of Minecraft servers, except we don’t ban anyone from travelling anywhere, especially not to seek surrogacy! come join us and experience the joy of building your own virtual family with our surrogacy-friendly community. who needs Italy when you can have a Minecraft baby mama? lolz.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Star Shards Collected: 90 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • RiotCraft: Moldovan Misfits

    RiotCraft: Moldovan Misfits
    OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, IT’S LIT AF! WE GOT MOLOVAN POLICE TRAINING PEEPS TO STAGE RIOTS AND UNREST IN RUSSIA, BUT INSTEAD, THEY DECIDED TO MAKE A MINECRAFT SERVER!

    JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC RIOTS AND CHAOS, BUT LIKE, IN A FUN WAY! BUILD YOUR OWN RIOT GEAR AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIE COPS (JK, THERE’S NO ZOMBIE COPS, JUST REGULAR ZOMBIES)!

    ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, BUT SHHH, DON’T TELL ANYONE!

    SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S CAUSE SOME DIGITAL MAYHEM TOGETHER! #RIOTCRAFTFOREVER #LOLZYTOWN

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 25
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 188
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Vacation Cancelled, Creeper Invasion!

    Vacation Cancelled, Creeper Invasion!
    So, like, imagine this, right? You’re chilling in your house, minding your own business, when suddenly you get a call from the CIA or MI5 or whatever, and they’re like, “Yo, we need you to join this Minecraft server ASAP!” And you’re like, “What the heck, why?” And they’re all like, “Because there’s this secret underground base hidden in the server where we keep all our top-secret files and stuff. You gotta join and help us protect it from evil hackers and stuff!”

    And you’re just like, “Um, okay, sure, why not?” So you join the server and you’re greeted by a bunch of other agents who are all decked out in cool spy gear and stuff. And they’re like, “Welcome to our top-secret Minecraft server! We’ve got all kinds of crazy missions for you to complete, like infiltrating enemy bases, rescuing hostages, and even taking down a rogue AI that’s threatening to destroy the world!”

    And you’re just like, “This is insane, but also kinda awesome.” So you start completing missions and leveling up your spy skills, and before you know it, you’re the top agent on the server. You’ve got all the cool gadgets, you’ve saved the world like a million times, and you even have your own secret base hidden somewhere in the server.

    So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just about building stuff and mining diamonds, but also about saving the world from evil masterminds and stuff, then this is the server for you. Join now and become the ultimate spy hero!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 19
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Enchantments Applied: 134 Ether Blades Crafted: 18
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Mouse Distract & Escape Server

    Mouse Distract & Escape Server
    Yo, so like, dis Minecraft server is da bomb diggity, ya know? Like, we got male mice distractin’ aggressors with females and stuff. It’s like a whole soap opera drama goin’ on in da Minecraft world. Join us for some crazy mouse antics and maybe even find luv in a blocky world. So come on, join da fun and see what all da hype is about!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Endless Legions Commanded: 35
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 50
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Join CozyCraft SMP

    Join CozyCraft SMP

    **Join CozyCraft SMP** **Minecraft 1.21 | Java and Bedrock Compatible**

    **What Makes CozyCraft SMP Unique?** – **400 Member Community** Join our welcoming Discord family, where we build friendships and unforgettable experiences – **Player Driven Government and Economy** Your choices shape the server. Take part in our immersive economy, create laws, and engage in politics – **No Mods Just Plugins** Enjoy a semi-vanilla experience with powerful plugins that bring a fresh twist to gameplay – **Constantly Evolving World** Dive into new biomes and dynamic terrain updates every season. Adventure awaits at every corner

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Crystal Wands Charged: 8

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Warships & Stars: Where pirates sail and aliens wail! Join the chaos on this unique server!

    Warships & Stars: Where pirates sail and aliens wail! Join the chaos on this unique server!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Warships & Stars
    Modpack Hand-made with mods like Create and Clockwork
    Description Automate and industrialize anything you can imagine
    Invite Link https://discord.gg/yMfj8DZUu9

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Click on the invite link above to join the Discord server and get more information on how to join the Minecraft server.
    What mods are included in the modpack? Mods like Create and Clockwork are included to enhance automation and industrialization gameplay.
    Is the server always online? The server may have scheduled maintenance or updates, but it is generally online for players to enjoy.
    Can I invite my friends to play on the server? Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server by sharing the invite link with them.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 35
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Pixel Poo Minecraft Server

    Pixel Poo Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. Rumor has it that if you can find the golden potato hidden within the base, you’ll gain the power to control time itself.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to challenge players to absurd tasks, like building a giant statue of a chicken using only pink wool and diamond blocks. And if you manage to complete their challenges, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

    Oh, and did we mention the giant cheese volcano that erupts every hour, spewing gooey cheese all over the landscape? It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

    So come join us on this wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many blocks of TNT). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Zombie Dances: 6
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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