hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans? well do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic minecraft server where we have UYGHURS SENTENCED TO CUMULATIVE 4.4 MILLION YEARS IN PRISON!

that’s right, u heard me! our server is so wild and wacky that even the uyghurs are getting in on the action! imagine mining for diamonds with a uyghur by your side, it’s a real blast!

but wait, there’s more! not only do we have uyghurs, but we also have flying pigs, talking sheep, and dancing creepers! it’s a real party up in here!

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this insane minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! who knows, maybe u’ll even break a world record for the most time spent in virtual prison! let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 95/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Magic Crystals Found: 15
Enchantments Applied: 115 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
Dragons Tamed: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 17
Blood Moons Survived: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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