hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans? well do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic minecraft server where we have UYGHURS SENTENCED TO CUMULATIVE 4.4 MILLION YEARS IN PRISON!

that’s right, u heard me! our server is so wild and wacky that even the uyghurs are getting in on the action! imagine mining for diamonds with a uyghur by your side, it’s a real blast!

but wait, there’s more! not only do we have uyghurs, but we also have flying pigs, talking sheep, and dancing creepers! it’s a real party up in here!

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this insane minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! who knows, maybe u’ll even break a world record for the most time spent in virtual prison! let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 108/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 16
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
Astral Staffs Crafted: 15 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

New Minecraft Server
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