hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans? well do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic minecraft server where we have UYGHURS SENTENCED TO CUMULATIVE 4.4 MILLION YEARS IN PRISON!

that’s right, u heard me! our server is so wild and wacky that even the uyghurs are getting in on the action! imagine mining for diamonds with a uyghur by your side, it’s a real blast!

but wait, there’s more! not only do we have uyghurs, but we also have flying pigs, talking sheep, and dancing creepers! it’s a real party up in here!

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this insane minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! who knows, maybe u’ll even break a world record for the most time spent in virtual prison! let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 110/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 5
Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY