BlockyBadParentz | New Minecraft Servers 2024

RebelRecruitMC Server

allegations, Canada, Conspiracy, controversy, Corruption, Employee, fake news, Former Rebel News, Journalism, Media, News, Politics, Propaganda, REBEL MEDIA, RebelRecruitMC, recruited, rt, russia, scandal, Server, SUPREME COURT, Whistleblower

So, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. It’s like, the place where former rebel news employees go to spill all the tea about being recruited by Russia. Can you believe it? Russia, man! And get this, the same day Canada’s Supreme Court called Rebel “fake news.” Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Join this server and you’ll get to uncover all the juicy secrets about shady government dealings and uncover hidden conspiracies. It’s like being a detective, but in Minecraft. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can plan your next move against the powers that be.

So, like, if you’re into drama, intrigue, and uncovering the truth, then this server is totally the place for you. Join now and become part of the craziest conspiracy theory Minecraft server ever. You won’t regret it, man. Trust me.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft

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lol imagine if we had a minecraft server where all the wars in the world could be solved with blocks and pickaxes. like zelenskyy could just hop on and be like “hey guys, let’s build a peace summit instead of fighting” and everyone would be like “yeah bro, let’s do it!”

join our server and be a part of the second peace summit that could mark the definitive end to all wars. who needs nukes when you have TNT cannons and diamond swords, amirite? come build with us and make the world a better place, one block at a time. plus, you might even get to meet zelenskyy himself in our virtual world. wouldn’t that be wild?

so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s bring peace to minecraft, one creeper explosion at a time!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CowTopia

Survival, Vanilla

Semi-vanilla survival server built from the ground up with custom plugins written from scratch. Features advanced, factions-like claiming mechanics while maintaining coziness

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	809872	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

Abilities, Adventure, Alliance, Allowed, aurelia, Biomes, Builder, Character, Community, Contribution, Discord, Explorer, Immersive, Kingdoms, Land, landscapes, Minecraft, MinecraftMadness, Other, Peasants, pixelated, Ready, rule, Skills, smp, Structures, Swords, TOWN, warrior, Whitelisted

Welcome to Aurelia Minecraft SMP

Overview
Welcome to Aurelia, a kingdom-building Minecraft SMP where creativity, strategy, and camaraderie come together. Whether you seek to forge new friendships, build thriving towns, or engage in thrilling battles, Aurelia offers an experience tailored for mature, thoughtful players. Dive into a world where your choices shape the outcome and your journey is shared with a vibrant, like-minded community.
Towny – Craft and manage your own town, develop strong alliances, and grow a prosperous community that stands the test of time.
MCMMO – Hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities as you develop your character’s unique strengths. Enhanced
World Generation – Explore a stunningly customized world, complete with breath-taking landscapes, hidden biomes, and unique structures that inspire adventure.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join Aurelia?	You can join Aurelia by connecting to the server IP provided and following any additional instructions.
Is Aurelia suitable for all ages?	Aurelia is tailored for mature, thoughtful players. While players of all ages are welcome, it is recommended for older players.
Can I create my own town in Aurelia?	Yes, you can craft and manage your own town in Aurelia using the Towny plugin.
Are there specialized abilities in Aurelia?	Yes, you can hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities through the MCMMO plugin.
Is there a Discord server for Aurelia?	Yes, you can join the Aurelia Discord server using the provided link: https://discord.gg/aurelia

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server

25th anniversary, 271149074, 271185215, 271219294, Craft, Five days remain, Minecraft, Server, Tales, Ten Storytime, Two-player mahjong, Volume 10, Volume 11, Volume 12, Volume 13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us as we countdown to the 25th anniversary with daily events and challenges that will blow your mind. Want to take a break from building and mining? How about a thrilling game of two-player mahjong with your fellow players? Trust us, you’ve never experienced mahjong like this before!

And if you’re a fan of manga, you’re in luck because we have exclusive access to Volume 10, 11, and 12 before they’re even released to the public! Dive into the world of epic adventures and jaw-dropping plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden secrets and treasures that will make your jaw drop!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

adult chat, arousal, BDSM, dft, dirty talk, Discord, Domination, FANTASY, fantasy fulfillment, Fappy, fappy talky, fetish talk, fetishes, jerk off, kink, late night snack run, Minecraft, naughty chat, NSFW, Pleasure, Roleplay, sexual exploration, smp, Submission, taboo, Talky

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking about your weirdest fetishes, posting tags that will make you blush, and of course, jerking off with your fellow players.

In our latest edition, we’re hosting a late-night snack run where players can compete to see who can gather the most bizarre snacks from the virtual world. Will you find the elusive pickled pig’s feet or the legendary chocolate-covered crickets? Only time will tell in this wacky adventure.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

So why wait? Join /dft/ today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	313	Runes Activated:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Endless Night Skies:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

ToiletTroubleMC

Accommodation, Boundaries, bowel issues, Communication, compromise, Crohn’s disease, dramatic, family, flare up, health, Hotel, INCONVENIENCE, maintenance, mother-in-law, plumber, quality of life, Repair, TOILET, ToiletTroubleMC, Understanding

Are you tired of dealing with crappy situations like a broken toilet that won’t flush? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the real world where you have to deal with MIL’s broken toilet and instead, embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

On our server, you can build your own luxurious bathroom with golden toilets that never clog! No more buckets of water needed to flush down your problems. And forget about canceling trips or missing work due to flare-ups, because in our world, you’ll be too busy slaying dragons and mining diamonds to even think about your bowels.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to drama and hello to endless fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual plumbers are the best in town and they accept payment in diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and flush away your troubles!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PixelBodyMakeover

body acceptance, body changes, body confidence, body dissatisfaction, body dysmorphia, body enhancements, body ideals, body image, body insecurities, body modifications, body positivity, body standards, Body transformation, cosmetic surgery, fitness goals, personal growth, physical appearance, PixelBodyMakeover, self improvement, self-acceptance, weight loss

Are you tired of being stuck with the same old boring body in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can transform your body into anything you want! Want to have wings and fly like a majestic bird? Done! Want to have tentacles and be the ultimate underwater creature? Easy peasy! Join our server and let your wildest body transformation dreams come true! Who needs plastic surgery when you have Minecraft magic at your fingertips? Join now and become the most fabulous and fantastical creature in the blocky world!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

GammaMc

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Decade, Experience, Factions, gameplay, Gaming, Gaming Community, Legendary, LifeSteal, Minecraft, multiplayer, Network, online gaming, Passionate players, Server, Skyblock, Survival, top tier

1.8x – 1.21.xGammaMc: Celebrating over a decade of top-tier gameplay! Dive into our legendary network with popular game modes like SURVIVAL, SKYBLOCK, FACTIONS, and more. Join our thriving community of passionate players and experience the best in gaming with GammaMc!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Ores Mined:	4861	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

STWForALL

Beta, Cross-Play, Minecraft, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Realm, STWForALL, Survival

Not yet, but soon the Future of Minecraft! We are currently in Beta which means you shouldn’t expect too much! You can play Survival, Prison and even create your own Realm! There’s more to come and it’s going to be a great Minecraft Server!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Kiwii Fuvkkkk Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Kiwii Fuvkkkk! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Kiwii Fuvkkkk and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats! Only those with the best dance moves could access the loot!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cavern. Hold on tight and try not to scream as you zoom past flaming zombies and exploding creepers!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our exclusive boss battle against a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right – a giant chicken with laser eyes! Defeat it and earn the title of Chicken Slayer, revered by all on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join Kiwii Fuvkkkk today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1800	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Zombie Dances:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Beautiful Minecraft SMP Lady

Admiration, Alluring, angelic, attractive, Beautiful, beauty, Breathtaking, Captivating, charming, compliments, Divine, Elegant, Enchanting, Exquisite, Gorgeous, lady, Lovely, Minecraft, PRETTY, radiant, smp, STRIKING, Stunning

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a diamond in the rough – shiny, rare, and totally worth mining for!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers throw surprise parties instead of exploding. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

But that’s not all – our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a chicken who thinks it’s a ninja to a villager who speaks only in Shakespearean insults, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and diamonds grow on trees. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft SMP!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Secret Passages Found:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

FireCraft Minecraft Server

aerial attacks, ammunition depots, ammunition storage, Conflict, crisis management., Defense, Destruction, drone attacks, emergency response, explosions, Fire, FIRECRAFT, Military, Minecraft, news coverage, PHOTO, russia, SECURITY, Server, social media, Surveillance Footage, Videos, WARFARE

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got ammunition depots on fire like in Russia, but without the drones, just pure chaos and destruction!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant explosion rocks the server, sending you flying into the air like a majestic flying pig. But don’t worry, you’ll land safely in a pool of lava, because safety first, right?

And the best part? We have photo evidence of all the madness, so you can show off to your friends how badass you are for surviving the chaos. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where every day is like a Michael Bay movie on steroids?

So come join us and experience the thrill of dodging explosions and fighting off mobs in a world where anything can happen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a fire extinguisher, cuz things tend to get lit around here.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Void Armor Forged:	29
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mines Excavated:	2872
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2525

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CraftyCopsPK: Blasphemy Busters!

alleged, Blasphemous post, blasphemy, Busters, celebration, CraftyCopsPK, cybercrime, Doctor, freedom of speech, human rights violation, Islam, Justice, killing, law enforcement, online hate speech, Pakistan, Police, protest, public outrage, religious extremism, religious intolerance, social media

hey u, ya u, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. yea, u heard me right, laser eyes.

also, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. ain’t nobody messin’ with our server, yo.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, literally.

so come join us on this crazy adventure and let’s build some epic stuff together. just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Dragons Tamed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

The horror

Active, Adventure, Community, competitive, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Gaming, Hardcore, Mini Games, Minigames, mmorpg, multiplayer, Parkour, PvP, Pvpve, Quests, Roleplay, Sandbox, Survival

Here at Ikara Network, We strive to be the best server for all your competitive needs. With that in mind we have also prepared multiple ways to keep our server competitive and active like making our server accessible from versions 1.7 to the latest and also bedrock support. Our Network consists of multiple game modes including Practice, Factions, and much more! As the server grows, we plan on expanding our network in any way possible that we see will benefit our community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Dragon Scales Harvested:	349
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
New Chunks Explored:	346759	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!