BlockyBaddies

ANNOYING, backstabber, bad attitude, BlockyBaddies, coworker, Difficult, dishonest, DISRESPECTFUL, drama queen, frustrating, incompetent, Lazy, micromanager, nightmare colleague, Slacker, TOXIC, troublemaker, unprofessional, unreliable, work, worst person

Are you tired of dealing with annoying coworkers in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server and work with a bunch of virtual villagers who are even worse! From villagers who constantly steal your diamonds to creepers who blow up your hard work, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair where all the worst Minecraft players gather to plot their mischief. Join us if you dare!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Candy Crush Xvideos Minecraft SMP

#candycrush, candy, cars, Cartnite™, crash, Crush, cup series, Event, Galaxy Gas, helmet cam, Kyle Busch, Live, Maxi-Pads 400, Minecraft, Nascar, Pepto Bismal™, Race, Racing, replay, SAFER barrier, smp, sports, super speedway, xvideos

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for epic races through CandyCrush™-Xvideos™ super speedway, where players ride on pigs and llamas instead of cars. Watch out for the infamous Cartnite™ SAFER barriers, they’ll knock you out faster than a creeper explosion!

But that’s not all, we also host the annual Maxi-Pads 400, where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower of TNT or racing through a maze filled with hostile mobs. And don’t forget about our exclusive helmet cam feature, where you can watch all the action unfold on whattimeisitrightnow.com!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the thrill of the Nascar Pepto Bismal™ cup series like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2025	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SonSquad Minecraft Server

Asking for help, baby, childcare, Communication, family, Fatherhood, feeling alone, Help, husband, Interaction, involvement, Marriage, Minecraft, Motherhood, newborn, overthinking, parenting, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sleep deprivation, SonSquad, Support

Looking for a Minecraft server where you don’t have to ask for help? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience a world where the mobs do the chores for you! Need a creeper to take out the trash? No problem! Want a zombie to rock your baby to sleep? We got you covered! Our server is so efficient, you’ll never have to lift a finger again – unless it’s to mine some diamonds, of course.

Forget about feeling like the only parent – on our server, the mobs are the real MVPs. Our Enderman nanny service will teleport your baby to daycare in the blink of an eye, while our Skeleton butlers will serve up some spooky snacks for your little one. And don’t worry about sleepless nights – our friendly neighborhood Witch will brew up a potion to help your baby sleep through the night.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the mobs take care of everything. Who needs a husband when you have a horde of helpful mobs at your service?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	353	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Star Shards Collected:	155

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

UncleCraft: No Free Rides!

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, empowerment, ENTITLEMENT, family business, favoritism, free, gender discrimination, INDEPENDENCE, Inheritance, Legacy, loyalty, nepotism, Professionalism, Resentment, Respect, RIDES, self worth, sexism, Succession, UncleCraft, VALUES, work ethic

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel appreciated and valued? Look no further than our server! Just like OP’s uncles and cousins, our server is clueless without you. Join us and show them how it’s done! Plus, we don’t discriminate based on gender – we value all players equally, regardless of their gender. So come on over and show off your skills, because here, everyone is valuable – even if you’re just a girl! 😉 #GirlPower #MinecraftBossLady #JoinUsToday

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	9097
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PeakStarGoneMC SMP

Beloved, career, Celebrity, death, Entertainment, Fame, iconic, Impact, influential, Legacy, Loss, media star, News, passing, peak, PeakStarGoneMC, remember, smp, Sudden, Tragedy, Tribute, unexpected

Join our Minecraft SMP server if you want to uncover the mystery of which media star died at the peak of his career! Rumor has it that his ghost haunts our server, leaving behind diamond blocks as offerings to those who can solve the riddle. Will you be the one to crack the case and earn the ultimate reward? Join now for a chance to interact with celebrity ghosts and become the next big Minecraft detective!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Love Letters Sent:	19
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Enchantments Applied:	204	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Pixel Riches: Dreaming Big

abundance, AMBITION, aspirations, big, dreaming, dreams, elite status, extravagant lifestyle, financial freedom, goals, high society, influence, luxury, material possessions, motivation, opulence, PIXEL, power, Privilege, prosperity, rich fantasies, Riches, success, wealth

If poor people fantasize about winning the lottery, the rich fantasize about joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because on our server, diamonds rain from the sky instead of water! And instead of boring old mobs, you’ll be battling giant, fire-breathing chickens and zombie llamas riding on top of flying pigs! Plus, our server has a secret hidden treasure room filled with stacks of emeralds and enchanted golden apples just waiting to be found. So forget about winning the lottery, join our server and live out your wildest Minecraft dreams!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

HarrisCraft Minecraft Server

controversy, Diplomacy, election support, Government, harris, HarrisCraft, humor, international relations, joking, Kremlin, Meeting, Minecraft, news headlines, next week, Politics, presidential candidates, putin, Server, Statements, trump, us elections, world leaders, zelenskyy

so, like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where putin jokes about supporting harris in elections? well, u found the right place, my dude! come join our server where the kremlin is all about that lolzy banter and zelenskyy is just tryna meet up with trump for a game of minecraft next week. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and join the fun! who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server? only one way to find out, amirite? come on, don’t be a square, join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Buildings Constructed:	41	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

NukeCraftWars

Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, global politics, Government, international relations, Military, military strategy, Nuclear deterrence, nuclear facilities, Nuclear Threat, nuclear war, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftWars, russia, SECURITY, Tension, Ukraine, War

OMG, so like, this server is lit AF, you gotta join cuz like, Ukraine says Russia is planning strikes on nuclear facilities, but on this server, we blow up stuff for fun, not for realz! Join us and unleash your inner chaos! Build your own nuclear reactor and see how long it takes for it to explode! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any potential nuclear fallout. So come join us and let’s cause some mayhem together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Dragons Tamed:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

RicklePickMC

activities, Adventure, building, bungee cord, Community, Creative, Economy, Entertainment, Fun, Gamemodes, Jobs, Lobby, MCMMO, Minecraft, multiplayer, Play, RicklePickMC, Sandbox, Server, Survival, tags

welcome to a new bugee cord survival lobby creatvie we host 2 gamemodes well be very fun and good for others play on also on survival jobs mcmmo and much more! and creatvie well have fun stuff also

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

Bennett, character builds, Crafty, Daily check-in rewards, Fan art, Flame Fusion Music and Art Festival, Freedom-Sworn, genshin impact, gig, HoYoFair2024, Kachina, Kaedehara Kazuha, Kinich, Minecraft, Mualani, Nation of Pyro, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Saurian Egg Adventures, Server, Surfs up, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Without Primogems, Xinyan

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with Flame Fusion Music and Art Festivals, just like in Genshin Impact!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary character Kinich, known for his fiery pursuits and business ventures. Join him on epic quests and adventures that will leave you on the edge of your seat!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have daily check-in rewards that are so good, you’ll never want to leave. Plus, redeemable codes that will have you swimming in Primogems faster than you can say “BlazeToNatlan”!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even encounter a Surf’s Up Catalyst or a Freedom-Sworn Sword along the way. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

SMP: Sober Rockers Minecraft SMP

#rockers, addiction, Band, clean lifestyle, clean living, Lifestyle, Minecraft, Music, Recovery, rock and roll, Rock Music, smp, Sober, sober artists, sober band, sober community, sober lifestyle, sober living, sober musicians, sober rockers, sober rockers community, Sobriety

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with sober rockers who don’t know how to have a good time? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite!

Join us for a wild ride filled with non-stop parties, where the only rule is to have fun! Our players are known for their crazy antics, like building giant statues of chickens wearing top hats or creating roller coasters that go through lava pits.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches using nothing but enchanted carrots. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted disco ball that grants wishes to anyone who can dance the Macarena perfectly.

So say goodbye to boring old servers and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, on our server, the only thing that’s sober is the rockers!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PreggoPukeParty Minecraft Server

12 weeks pregnant, aita, ANNOYED, ask for compassion, Attention, cat, compassion, Couch, feeling, husband, husband’s reaction, lack of empathy, mad, Minecraft, PreggoPukeParty, Pregnancy, pregnancy sickness, Server, Suffering, Support, vomiting, worst days

Ready to join the most outrageous Minecraft server out there? Well, buckle up because on our server, if you’re not building a castle made entirely of diamond blocks while riding a pig, then what are you even doing with your life?

Join us and experience the thrill of battling a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot for good luck. And if that’s not enough, how about taming a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding and fetch you diamonds?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret hidden realm where you can ride a unicorn through fields of rainbow sheep and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So come on, join us and let’s create some epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious memories together. Who needs real life drama when you can have all the chaos and fun on our Minecraft server?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Runes Activated:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Farms Harvested:	725	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MommaDressNoMess

brother, compromise, Connection, family, family dynamics, family harmony, fiancée, Inheritance, MommaDressNoMess, mother’s dress, selfish, sentimental, sentimentality, sibling rivalry, Siblings, special day, tradition, Upset, Wedding, wedding dress, wedding planning

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server for a drama-free zone where the only thing you’ll be inheriting is diamonds, not wedding dresses! Our server is so close-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family without any of the wedding dress drama. And if anyone tries to steal your loot, just tell them it’s “just a dress” and watch them run away in confusion. So join us now and let’s mine away the family feuds together! #NotJustADress #MinecraftFamilyFun

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8659
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Villages Defended:	16

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

MemorableMinecraftSMP

cherished memory, defining moment, impactful event, impactful memory, lasting impression, life-changing moment, life-defining moment, memorable experience, memorable milestone, MemorableMinecraftSMP, milestone moment, pivotal experience, significant memory, significant milestone, special occasion, standout experience, standout memory, unforgettable event, unforgettable experience, unforgettable memory, unforgettable moment

Picture this: You’re minding your own business, mining for diamonds in the depths of a cave, when suddenly a wild llama appears out of nowhere and challenges you to a dance-off. You bust out your best flossing moves and the llama is so impressed, it starts dropping diamonds like they’re hot potatoes. Next thing you know, you’re the proud owner of a llama dance crew and you’re taking over the server one epic dance battle at a time. Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to experience the most outrageous and unforgettable moments of your life!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

ProudNSFWSecretCraft

Confidence, empowerment, Exploration, fetish, fulfillment, kink, Liberation, NSFW, Pleasure, Proud, ProudNSFWSecretCraft, satisfaction, secret, Self Discovery, Sexuality, taboo

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a diamond? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, most NSFW place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to unleash your inner freak and show off your NSFW secrets with pride. From building giant phallic statues to hosting twerking competitions in the town square, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground strip club where the creepers are the dancers and the zombies are the bouncers. Don’t believe us? Come see for yourself and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe something else too)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our NSFW Minecraft server today and let your freak flag fly high! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of pixelated sunscreen.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Hezbollah Havoc Minecraft Server

Assassination, Commanders, Conflict, Defense, forces, Havoc, hezbollah, Ibrahim Aqil, idf, intelligence, Israel, Killed, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militants, Military, Minecraft, Operation, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, strike, Terrorism

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more action than the IDF taking out Ibrahim Aqil and 15 Hezbollah commanders! it’s a wild ride of explosions and chaos, just like our server! join now for the most intense battles and crazy adventures you’ll ever experience in minecraft! who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement right here on our server! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Wilderness Tamed:	19
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!