BlockyBaddies

ANNOYING, backstabber, bad attitude, BlockyBaddies, coworker, Difficult, dishonest, DISRESPECTFUL, drama queen, frustrating, incompetent, Lazy, micromanager, nightmare colleague, Slacker, TOXIC, troublemaker, unprofessional, unreliable, work, worst person

Are you tired of dealing with annoying coworkers in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server and work with a bunch of virtual villagers who are even worse! From villagers who constantly steal your diamonds to creepers who blow up your hard work, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair where all the worst Minecraft players gather to plot their mischief. Join us if you dare!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	175	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	30

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

SonSquad Minecraft Server

Asking for help, baby, childcare, Communication, family, Fatherhood, feeling alone, Help, husband, Interaction, involvement, Marriage, Minecraft, Motherhood, newborn, overthinking, parenting, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sleep deprivation, SonSquad, Support

Looking for a Minecraft server where you don’t have to ask for help? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience a world where the mobs do the chores for you! Need a creeper to take out the trash? No problem! Want a zombie to rock your baby to sleep? We got you covered! Our server is so efficient, you’ll never have to lift a finger again – unless it’s to mine some diamonds, of course.

Forget about feeling like the only parent – on our server, the mobs are the real MVPs. Our Enderman nanny service will teleport your baby to daycare in the blink of an eye, while our Skeleton butlers will serve up some spooky snacks for your little one. And don’t worry about sleepless nights – our friendly neighborhood Witch will brew up a potion to help your baby sleep through the night.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the mobs take care of everything. Who needs a husband when you have a horde of helpful mobs at your service?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	339	Dragon Eggs Found:	7510
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Crops Grown:	4901	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

UncleCraft: No Free Rides!

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, empowerment, ENTITLEMENT, family business, favoritism, free, gender discrimination, INDEPENDENCE, Inheritance, Legacy, loyalty, nepotism, Professionalism, Resentment, Respect, RIDES, self worth, sexism, Succession, UncleCraft, VALUES, work ethic

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel appreciated and valued? Look no further than our server! Just like OP’s uncles and cousins, our server is clueless without you. Join us and show them how it’s done! Plus, we don’t discriminate based on gender – we value all players equally, regardless of their gender. So come on over and show off your skills, because here, everyone is valuable – even if you’re just a girl! 😉 #GirlPower #MinecraftBossLady #JoinUsToday

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Divine Spears Created:	17
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PeakStarGoneMC SMP

Beloved, career, Celebrity, death, Entertainment, Fame, iconic, Impact, influential, Legacy, Loss, media star, News, passing, peak, PeakStarGoneMC, remember, smp, Sudden, Tragedy, Tribute, unexpected

Join our Minecraft SMP server if you want to uncover the mystery of which media star died at the peak of his career! Rumor has it that his ghost haunts our server, leaving behind diamond blocks as offerings to those who can solve the riddle. Will you be the one to crack the case and earn the ultimate reward? Join now for a chance to interact with celebrity ghosts and become the next big Minecraft detective!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Animals Bred:	169	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Astral Projections Made:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Pixel Riches: Dreaming Big

abundance, AMBITION, aspirations, big, dreaming, dreams, elite status, extravagant lifestyle, financial freedom, goals, high society, influence, luxury, material possessions, motivation, opulence, PIXEL, power, Privilege, prosperity, rich fantasies, Riches, success, wealth

If poor people fantasize about winning the lottery, the rich fantasize about joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because on our server, diamonds rain from the sky instead of water! And instead of boring old mobs, you’ll be battling giant, fire-breathing chickens and zombie llamas riding on top of flying pigs! Plus, our server has a secret hidden treasure room filled with stacks of emeralds and enchanted golden apples just waiting to be found. So forget about winning the lottery, join our server and live out your wildest Minecraft dreams!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Runes Activated:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

HarrisCraft Minecraft Server

controversy, Diplomacy, election support, Government, harris, HarrisCraft, humor, international relations, joking, Kremlin, Meeting, Minecraft, news headlines, next week, Politics, presidential candidates, putin, Server, Statements, trump, us elections, world leaders, zelenskyy

so, like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where putin jokes about supporting harris in elections? well, u found the right place, my dude! come join our server where the kremlin is all about that lolzy banter and zelenskyy is just tryna meet up with trump for a game of minecraft next week. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and join the fun! who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server? only one way to find out, amirite? come on, don’t be a square, join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Villages Defended:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

NukeCraftWars

Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, global politics, Government, international relations, Military, military strategy, Nuclear deterrence, nuclear facilities, Nuclear Threat, nuclear war, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftWars, russia, SECURITY, Tension, Ukraine, War

OMG, so like, this server is lit AF, you gotta join cuz like, Ukraine says Russia is planning strikes on nuclear facilities, but on this server, we blow up stuff for fun, not for realz! Join us and unleash your inner chaos! Build your own nuclear reactor and see how long it takes for it to explode! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any potential nuclear fallout. So come join us and let’s cause some mayhem together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

RicklePickMC

activities, Adventure, building, bungee cord, Community, Creative, Economy, Entertainment, Fun, Gamemodes, Jobs, Lobby, MCMMO, Minecraft, multiplayer, Play, RicklePickMC, Sandbox, Server, Survival, tags

welcome to a new bugee cord survival lobby creatvie we host 2 gamemodes well be very fun and good for others play on also on survival jobs mcmmo and much more! and creatvie well have fun stuff also

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Divine Spears Created:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

Bennett, character builds, Crafty, Daily check-in rewards, Fan art, Flame Fusion Music and Art Festival, Freedom-Sworn, genshin impact, gig, HoYoFair2024, Kachina, Kaedehara Kazuha, Kinich, Minecraft, Mualani, Nation of Pyro, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Saurian Egg Adventures, Server, Surfs up, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Without Primogems, Xinyan

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with Flame Fusion Music and Art Festivals, just like in Genshin Impact!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary character Kinich, known for his fiery pursuits and business ventures. Join him on epic quests and adventures that will leave you on the edge of your seat!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have daily check-in rewards that are so good, you’ll never want to leave. Plus, redeemable codes that will have you swimming in Primogems faster than you can say “BlazeToNatlan”!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even encounter a Surf’s Up Catalyst or a Freedom-Sworn Sword along the way. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SMP: Sober Rockers Minecraft SMP

#rockers, addiction, Band, clean lifestyle, clean living, Lifestyle, Minecraft, Music, Recovery, rock and roll, Rock Music, smp, Sober, sober artists, sober band, sober community, sober lifestyle, sober living, sober musicians, sober rockers, sober rockers community, Sobriety

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with sober rockers who don’t know how to have a good time? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite!

Join us for a wild ride filled with non-stop parties, where the only rule is to have fun! Our players are known for their crazy antics, like building giant statues of chickens wearing top hats or creating roller coasters that go through lava pits.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches using nothing but enchanted carrots. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted disco ball that grants wishes to anyone who can dance the Macarena perfectly.

So say goodbye to boring old servers and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, on our server, the only thing that’s sober is the rockers!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PreggoPukeParty Minecraft Server

12 weeks pregnant, aita, ANNOYED, ask for compassion, Attention, cat, compassion, Couch, feeling, husband, husband’s reaction, lack of empathy, mad, Minecraft, PreggoPukeParty, Pregnancy, pregnancy sickness, Server, Suffering, Support, vomiting, worst days

Ready to join the most outrageous Minecraft server out there? Well, buckle up because on our server, if you’re not building a castle made entirely of diamond blocks while riding a pig, then what are you even doing with your life?

Join us and experience the thrill of battling a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot for good luck. And if that’s not enough, how about taming a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding and fetch you diamonds?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret hidden realm where you can ride a unicorn through fields of rainbow sheep and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So come on, join us and let’s create some epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious memories together. Who needs real life drama when you can have all the chaos and fun on our Minecraft server?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MommaDressNoMess

brother, compromise, Connection, family, family dynamics, family harmony, fiancée, Inheritance, MommaDressNoMess, mother’s dress, selfish, sentimental, sentimentality, sibling rivalry, Siblings, special day, tradition, Upset, Wedding, wedding dress, wedding planning

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server for a drama-free zone where the only thing you’ll be inheriting is diamonds, not wedding dresses! Our server is so close-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family without any of the wedding dress drama. And if anyone tries to steal your loot, just tell them it’s “just a dress” and watch them run away in confusion. So join us now and let’s mine away the family feuds together! #NotJustADress #MinecraftFamilyFun

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MemorableMinecraftSMP

cherished memory, defining moment, impactful event, impactful memory, lasting impression, life-changing moment, life-defining moment, memorable experience, memorable milestone, MemorableMinecraftSMP, milestone moment, pivotal experience, significant memory, significant milestone, special occasion, standout experience, standout memory, unforgettable event, unforgettable experience, unforgettable memory, unforgettable moment

Picture this: You’re minding your own business, mining for diamonds in the depths of a cave, when suddenly a wild llama appears out of nowhere and challenges you to a dance-off. You bust out your best flossing moves and the llama is so impressed, it starts dropping diamonds like they’re hot potatoes. Next thing you know, you’re the proud owner of a llama dance crew and you’re taking over the server one epic dance battle at a time. Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to experience the most outrageous and unforgettable moments of your life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Buildings Constructed:	42	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

ProudNSFWSecretCraft

Confidence, empowerment, Exploration, fetish, fulfillment, kink, Liberation, NSFW, Pleasure, Proud, ProudNSFWSecretCraft, satisfaction, secret, Self Discovery, Sexuality, taboo

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a diamond? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, most NSFW place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to unleash your inner freak and show off your NSFW secrets with pride. From building giant phallic statues to hosting twerking competitions in the town square, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground strip club where the creepers are the dancers and the zombies are the bouncers. Don’t believe us? Come see for yourself and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe something else too)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our NSFW Minecraft server today and let your freak flag fly high! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of pixelated sunscreen.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Mines Excavated:	4518	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1776	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Hezbollah Havoc Minecraft Server

Assassination, Commanders, Conflict, Defense, forces, Havoc, hezbollah, Ibrahim Aqil, idf, intelligence, Israel, Killed, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militants, Military, Minecraft, Operation, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, strike, Terrorism

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more action than the IDF taking out Ibrahim Aqil and 15 Hezbollah commanders! it’s a wild ride of explosions and chaos, just like our server! join now for the most intense battles and crazy adventures you’ll ever experience in minecraft! who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement right here on our server! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	131	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Crops Grown:	2560
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CraftyKremlinKilla

Activist, Assassination, Associate, Attack, CraftyKremlinKilla, crime, detained, Espionage, international relations, investigation, Kremlin, law enforcement, Navalny, opposition, Orchestrating, Poisoning, Poland, Political, Russian, SUSPECT, suspicion

so, like, imagine this: a russian dude, right, gets caught in poland for, like, planning some crazy attack on a dude who’s, like, pals with navalny. but, like, forget about that drama, come join our minecraft server instead! we got pigs that fly and cows that dance, it’s a total party up in here. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself makes guest appearances every friday night. so, like, grab your pickaxe and come join the fun before the russian spies come looking for you too!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.