BlockyBachelor | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of being single and ready to mingle? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server! Our pixelated paradise is filled with eligible blocky bachelors and bachelorettes just waiting to meet their player 2. Who needs Tinder when you can find love while mining for diamonds?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Love Potion #9, a magical concoction that guarantees you’ll find your soulmate within 24 hours of joining. Just be careful not to accidentally give it to a creeper – trust us, that love story doesn’t end well.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your single player days and hello to a world of romance, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of pixelated PDA. Join our server today and let the love (and lava) flow!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Blocky Borders: Because Creeper Diplomacy Failed

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Are you tired of constantly switching between Canadian and American dollars when you travel between the two countries? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect solution! Join us and experience the ultimate fusion of Canada and USA in one epic virtual world.

Imagine building a hockey rink next to the Statue of Liberty, or creating a Mountie-themed roller coaster in the Grand Canyon. The possibilities are endless on our server where borders are just a mere suggestion.

Forget about passports and visas, on our server you can freely roam between maple syrup forests and skyscraper-filled cities without a care in the world. So why wait? Join us now and experience the best of both worlds in one crazy Minecraft adventure!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Star Shards Collected:	72
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CraftyWasteland – Where creepers are the least of your worries

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring builds and predictable gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server where Harley has specced into a revolver build this time edition! That’s right, revolvers in Minecraft – who would have thought?

But wait, there’s more! We have Fallout 76 resources, Fallout 1 and 2 resources, and even Fallout 3 and New Vegas resources! You can immerse yourself in the post-apocalyptic world of Fallout while building your dream house in Minecraft.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that one player fell into a pit of FEV and came out stronger than ever! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and mutations await you on our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be prepared for the unexpected and the downright hilarious.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Buildings Constructed:	34	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CommieCraft: Where Socialists Mine for Equality and Iron Ore

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old generic houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like a wild jungle where chaos reigns supreme. Want to build a house made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Why not!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the infamous r9k gang, a group of players who only communicate in memes and left-wing podcasts. Join them for wild debates about the merits of universal healthcare while building giant statues of Bernie Sanders out of diamond blocks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a llama on roller skates, come join us! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Dimension Hops:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Divine Spears Created:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Blocky Boys Club: Where BBC spam is the norm and creepers are the least of your worries!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic adventures like fighting off hordes of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or racing against a pack of explosive llamas in a high-speed minecart chase!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off! Will you be able to out-dab this elusive creature and earn its respect?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and win fabulous prizes like enchanted golden carrots and rainbow sheep mounts!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers disguised as friendly villagers – they’re always up to no good!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Dimension Hops:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Confused Creeper’s Comedy Club: Where even the skeletons have a sense of humor!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even HIV can’t handle it! That’s right, we’ve got the cure for your gaming blues with our wild and wacky world where even North Africa is safer than the white man’s domain. Join us for a rollercoaster ride of epic proportions and see why everyone is dying to get in (pun intended)!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

BlockBusterCraft: Where your pixelated dreams come to life! #VCR

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to witness Dimitri’s epic fail of allowing the villagers to take over and turn the whole server into a wild party zone.

Need a break from the usual mining and crafting? Come on over and participate in our daily llama races where the winner gets a diamond pickaxe made out of pure gold!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King who rules over all the poultry in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on this server, anything goes!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Zombie Dances:	10
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Red vs Blue: Minecraft Madness – Where Teams Battle for Blocks and Bragging Rights!

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Tired of the same old red vs blue battles in every game? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve taken it to a whole new level with teams like neon pink vs radioactive green! Why settle for boring when you can have a rainbow of chaos?

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling it out in a world where the grass is purple and the sky is polka-dotted. Fight alongside your teammates in epic battles that will leave you questioning your sanity (in a good way, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Unicorn, a mystical creature that roams the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Blocky Unicorn, you’ll be granted three wishes (and a lifetime supply of diamond armor).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare yourself for a wild ride of color, chaos, and craziness. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking creeper along the way!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Divine Spears Created:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MineTale – Digging for Determination in the Deltarune World of Blocks!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more pixelated than the blocks is your sense of humor! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with memes, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of madness.

Looking for a server that’s as picturesque as a Bob Ross painting? Look no further, because we’ve got landscapes that will make you want to build a cabin and live off the land. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the world of DELTARUNE, where you can battle enemies and make friends with quirky characters.

But that’s not all! We’ve got exclusive merch that will make your friends jealous, from Undertale artbooks to Deltarune plushies. And if you’re feeling extra creative, check out our writebins for inspiration or dive into our fangamebin for some truly wacky adventures.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let the fun begin! Just be warned, once you start playing, you may never want to leave.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Blocky B*tches & Bros Minecraft Server – Where Vindictive Women & Evolutionary Disadvantages Collide!

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Tired of dealing with vindictive women in real life? Join our Minecraft server where all players are required to wear diamond armor at all times to protect themselves from potential attacks by scorned exes. Our community is filled with players who understand the importance of mutual respect and support, so you won’t have to worry about anyone bragging about their relationships or putting others down. Plus, our server is filled with epic quests and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Join now and escape the drama of the real world!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Crops Grown:	4973	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Chiya’s Crazy Craft Corner: Where Ujimatsu Rules and Diamonds Drool

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with basic bunnies? Well, look no further because on our server, Chiya Ujimatsu reigns supreme as the sweetest, kindest, most loyal, most beautiful, sexiest, and most feminine bunny of them all! Join us and witness the epic battles between Chiya and her rivals as they compete for the title of ultimate bunny queen. Trust us, you won’t find this level of bunny drama anywhere else. So hop on over to our server and prepare to be amazed by the one and only Chiya Ujimatsu!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Alien Abductions:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

GodlessCraft: Where Your Deity Goes Missing in Action!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our server is where chaos reigns supreme!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild zombie pigs while trying to build your dream castle. Or how about participating in our weekly “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most blocks in the most creative way possible?

And if you’re feeling brave, try your luck in our “Haunted Mineshaft” where the ghosts of past players roam and try to steal your diamonds. But hey, who needs diamonds when you can trade with our resident talking llamas who only accept emeralds as payment?

So come on, join us on our server and see if you can survive the madness. Remember, on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Farms Harvested:	970	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

BoomerCraft: Where age is just a number! Join now and show those youngins how it’s done!

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Are you tired of boring old servers with strict rules about age limits? Well, look no further because on our server, the only age limit is how old you feel in your heart! We’ve had players as old as 100 rocking it in our virtual world, proving that age is just a number when it comes to Minecraft.

Join us and embark on epic quests with players who have seen it all and still have the energy to mine diamonds like a pro. Our community of seasoned gamers will show you the ropes and teach you the ancient art of crafting with a side of wisdom and humor.

So come on, don’t let society dictate how old is too old for gaming. Join our server and let your inner child run wild in a world where age is just a silly concept. Let’s show the world that you’re never too old to build a pixelated empire!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CheekyCraft: Where even the creepers are into cuckolding! Join us for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft!

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Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a server that really spices things up? Look no further! Our server is perfect for all you newly minted cuckolds out there.

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as you navigate through a world where anything goes. Build your own cuckoo clock tower, mine for cuckoo eggs, and even participate in our weekly cuckoo costume contests.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Cuckoo King, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of new recruits. Will you be the one to catch his eye and earn a coveted spot in his cuckoo army?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s truly cuckoo for cuckolding, look no further. Join us today and let the cuckoo madness begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Endless Night Skies:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7997	Love Letters Sent:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Blocky Blunders: Tel Aviv Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a nuke hitting Tel Aviv? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’ll blow your mind (but hopefully not literally like that nuke). Join us for crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even some unexpected explosions (just kidding…hopefully). Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and see if you can survive the madness!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Falling into the Void:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

SmugCraft: Where Even the Creepers Are Smugger Than You

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the pigs ride around on flying llamas and the creepers wear top hats and monocles.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Smug Motherfucker, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a build battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a dip in our lava-filled swimming pool or try your luck at our parkour course that’s suspended in the sky? Just make sure to bring your diamond armor and a bucket of water, because things tend to get a little… explosive.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to watch out for the Smug Motherfucker – he’s always watching.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4340	Players Killed by Monsters:	8265

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.