Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a danmei book? Look no further! Our server is filled with handsome guys and crazy adventures that will keep you hooked for hours on end.

Join us and witness the epic tale of a player who accidentally hooked a fish while fishing, only to discover that the fish was actually a magical creature in disguise. Things took a steamy turn when the player and the fish fell in love and, well, let’s just say things got a little fishy and now there’s a fishbaby on the way!

If you’re looking for a server that’s as bizarre and entertaining as a danmei novel, then come join us for some laughs and unforgettable moments. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 109/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 7
Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
Titanic Battles Fought: 20 Potions Brewed: 170

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • MooCraft: Hex’s Udderly Hilarious Server

    MooCraft: Hex’s Udderly Hilarious Server
    Welcome to hex’s milkies – the most udderly ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, in a land filled with pixelated cows and blocky chickens, there was a server like no other. It was said that whoever dared to venture into this server would be blessed with infinite diamonds and enchanted gear beyond their wildest dreams. But beware, for the creepers were not your average explosive creatures – they were actually just misunderstood and wanted to join in on the fun!

    Join us on hex’s milkies for a chance to milk cows for diamonds, ride pigs into battle, and build the most epic structures you can imagine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary milk fountain where all your wildest dreams come true.

    So what are you waiting for? Join hex’s milkies today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky cows trying to steal your loot!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 15 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • SamuraiCraft: Sushi, Swords, and Creeper Battles

    SamuraiCraft: Sushi, Swords, and Creeper Battles
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the best of both worlds – the traditional beauty of Japan in the 1700s and the chaotic madness of Japan in 2024!

    Join us for economic growth like never before as you navigate through a world filled with strict social order and isolationist foreign policies. But beware, you might encounter some hermits and mixed race marriages along the way, creating some truly dysgenic hapa byproducts!

    With a population of 28 million in the Edo period, you’ll witness the perpetual peace and popular enjoyment of arts and culture that made Ōedo (大江戸, Oo-Edo, “Great Edo”) so legendary. But don’t worry, we’ve also got 123 million people in 2024, including 800k pajeets and Kurds on their way to increase the gdp – because who doesn’t love a little chaos?

    So come on down and see for yourself why infinite population growth for our capitalist overlords is a good thing! Japanese people aren’t going extinct on our server, and you’ll see that Japan was more Japanese when they had less people. And hey, this applies to Europe as well – because why not throw some European madness into the mix?

    Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where you can explore the past, present, and future of Japan in all its glory!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Buildings Constructed: 44

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Minefast – Sonic Speed Server

    Minefast – Sonic Speed Server
    Welcome to the Most Epic Sonic Adventure Ever!

    Are you ready to dive into the world of Sonic like never before? Join our server for the most intense discussions about ALL things Sonic! From Keanu Reeves joining ‘Sonic 3’ as Shadow to 2024 being declared the Year of Shadow, we’ve got all the latest scoops and updates that will blow your mind!

    But wait, there’s more! How about an IHOP Sonic Promotion that will make your taste buds tingle with excitement? Or maybe you’re interested in the leaked Sonic Toy Party that will have you jumping for joy!

    And that’s not all! Get ready for the Knuckles Series Trailer streaming on April 26, and mark your calendars for the release of Sonic the Hedgehog 3 on December 20, 2024! It’s going to be a wild ride!

    Join our server now for exclusive sneak peeks, crazy theories, and a community that’s as fast-paced as Sonic himself! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Mines Excavated: 1263

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Blocky Booty Calls

    Blocky Booty Calls
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we specialize in helping new players avoid making beginner’s mistakes that could ruin their gaming experience!

    Picture this: you’re a fresh-faced Minecraft player, eager to explore the vast world and build amazing structures. But oh no, you accidentally dig straight down and fall into a pit of lava! Don’t worry, on our server, we have a team of professional lava divers who will rescue you and teach you the proper way to mine safely.

    Or maybe you’re trying to tame a wild wolf, but end up accidentally punching it instead. No problem! Our wolf whisperers will show you the gentle art of animal handling, so you can have a loyal companion by your side.

    Join us on this epic Minecraft journey, where we turn beginners’ mistakes into hilarious learning experiences. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and let us guide you through the wonderful world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 New Chunks Explored: 483853
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Crafty Kamichu’s Crazy Cubes

    Crafty Kamichu’s Crazy Cubes
    Welcome to our Minecraft server!

    Join us because apparently, our server has magical powers that can transport you back to the time when your mom was pregnant with you. Experience the nostalgia of watching her favorite show while you were still in the womb. Who knows, maybe you’ll even inherit her love for the show and become the ultimate fan!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that on our server, unicorns roam freely and grant wishes to those who can find them. Imagine riding a majestic unicorn through pixelated landscapes and fulfilling all your wildest dreams.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 New Chunks Explored: 94986
    Ether Blades Crafted: 14 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • ManlyCraft: Where Real Men Mine and LOL in Q&A Threads!

    ManlyCraft: Where Real Men Mine and LOL in Q&A Threads!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the manliest of men are allowed! No fags allowed, sorry not sorry. If you’re ready to mine like a boss and craft like a legend, then this is the place for you!

    Join us on this server for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they make Scrooge McDuck’s money bin look like chump change. And don’t even get me started on our creeper battles – we’ve got explosions that would make Michael Bay jealous.

    So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty llama, and get ready to conquer the Ender Dragon like a true alpha male. This server is not for the weak-hearted or the faint of heart. Only the bravest and the manliest survive here.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show the world what you’re made of. And remember, no fags allowed – we’re here to mine, craft, and conquer like true men!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Buildings Constructed: 36
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 8 Animals Bred: 79
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Blocky JewCraft: Where Diamonds are Forever!

    Blocky JewCraft: Where Diamonds are Forever!
    Welcome to our Legendary Minecraft Server where we believe that Jews are the ultimate main characters of life! Join us as we embark on epic adventures and build magnificent structures in a world where the chosen people reign supreme.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the Jews on our server have special powers that allow them to mine diamonds with just a snap of their fingers. Not only that, but they can also summon lightning bolts to strike down their enemies. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this: two players, both Jews, facing off in an intense duel where the winner gets to claim a rare diamond sword that can slice through obsidian like butter. It’s like a scene straight out of a blockbuster movie!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Legendary Minecraft Server and become a part of the chosen people. Who knows, you might just discover that you have some hidden Jewish powers waiting to be unleashed. Godspeed, my friend.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Crops Grown: 8545 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Crafty McCraftface – Land of LOLs

    Crafty McCraftface – Land of LOLs
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

    Looking for a place where you can mine diamonds while listening to Bau Bau Edition covers? Look no further, because we’ve got you covered!

    Join us for epic streams where players battle it out while watching streams that will make you LOL so hard, your creepers will explode from laughter!

    Our Youtube Channel is filled with content that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From epic karaoke sessions to crazy Twitter spaces, we’ve got it all!

    And don’t even get us started on our Merch! Dress your Minecraft character in the most stylish gear inspired by our Fuwawa and Mococo talents.

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into our /baubau/ content for even more madness. From baubau sings to NSFW shenanigans, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21 Star Shards Collected: 287

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Pixelated Perfection: The LOL Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Perfection: The LOL Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the blocks are THICC and the adventures are wilder than a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a creeper wearing a top hat and monocle. Instead of blowing up, the creeper offered the player a quest to find the legendary diamond llama hidden deep within the enchanted forest. And so, the player embarked on a journey filled with pixelated peril and blocky excitement.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the best looking 2D game of all time – Minecraft! Just kidding, but seriously, our server is like a 2D art masterpiece come to life in a 3D world. You’ll be blown away by the gorgeous pixel art and stunning landscapes that await you around every corner.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even encounter a unicorn riding a pig or a dragon made of TNT. The possibilities are endless on our insane Minecraft server!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 27 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Alien Abductions: 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • GodCraft: Where the Old White God Rules and Rocks!

    GodCraft: Where the Old White God Rules and Rocks!
    Welcome to our Divine Minecraft Server, where we follow the commands of the one and only God of the White Man, Wr-Alda! Join us as we embark on a quest to rid our lands of the corrupting influence of the Jew and their brown race minions.

    On our server, you’ll learn the differences of the races and the dangers of mixing with those inferior beings created by the Jewish God Moloch Saturn. Keep control of your women and make sure they always submit to the men in their lives – just as the Lord God commands!

    But that’s not all – we have epic battles, crazy adventures, and even secret quests that will test your loyalty to the White Race. So come join us and be a part of something truly divine. Praise be to Wr-Alda, our Minecraft Overlord!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 20
    Endless Legions Commanded: 21 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Ores Mined: 6670 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 5395

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • CraftyExiles – Where Minecraft meets Path of Exile

    CraftyExiles – Where Minecraft meets Path of Exile
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventure never ends! Join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens!

    Our server is so awesome that even Notch himself plays on it in disguise! Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword, you’ll unlock a secret dimension filled with talking cows who will grant you wishes!

    But that’s not all, folks! We have a secret underground base where you can trade with intergalactic aliens for rare items and weapons. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Just remember to watch out for the creeper ninja assassins lurking in the shadows…they’re always up to mischief!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 7 Void Armor Forged: 20
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Mythical Quests Completed: 29
    Crops Grown: 8418 Treasure Maps Found: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • RageCraft: I Hate Life Edition

    RageCraft: I Hate Life Edition
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world of pure AWESOMENESS!

    Join us if you want to avoid screaming “I HATE LIFE PLEASE FUCKING KILL ME” in front of your family because let’s be real, they’re probably tired of hearing it by now.

    Our server is so INSANE that you’ll forget all about your real life troubles and embark on wild adventures with fellow players. Who needs therapy when you can just play Minecraft, am I right?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s create some CRAZY memories together! Your family will thank you for it.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Gods Slained: 0 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • 4Shit – The Ultimate Troll Mine

    4Shit – The Ultimate Troll Mine
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh until you cry? Look no further, because has got you covered! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures.

    Picture this: a weeb who dodged the pol question by selling his own shithole for profit. What a f*cking faggot, am I right? But don’t worry, we’ll make sure he eats sh*t for not addressing pol properly. And let’s not forget, 4chan is basically the Reddit of chans, so you know you’re in for a wild time.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll have to pay to see the IP counter, avoid a retarded captcha, and say goodbye to banning cu**y. Are you ready to join us, you radical f*cking faggots? Let the madness begin!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 139 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Gods Slained: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 23 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • French Guiana FunCraft: Where Creepers Apply for Civil Service!

    French Guiana FunCraft: Where Creepers Apply for Civil Service!

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can embark on a wild adventure like no other! Imagine this: you just applied for a civil service mission in French Guiana to study tropical forests, but instead of dealing with pesky mosquitoes and dangerous wildlife, you can do it all from the comfort of your own home in Minecraft!

    Join us for a chance to explore lush tropical forests filled with exotic creatures and hidden treasures. Who needs a real-life expedition when you can have all the excitement and none of the danger?

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and start your virtual journey to French Guiana today! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden village of friendly villagers who are just waiting to trade with you for rare items. The possibilities are endless!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 21 Zombie Dances: 0
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • KinoCraft: Best OST & LOL Moments Galore!

    KinoCraft: Best OST & LOL Moments Galore!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the **Best OST** and most **kino** moment in the game is only rewarded to you if you play like **shit**! That’s right, we don’t want any try-hards here, only true masters of chaos and mayhem.

    Picture this: you’re wandering through the pixelated wilderness, minding your own business, when suddenly a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle challenges you to a dance-off. If you can out-dab the chicken, you’ll unlock the secret passage to the **Best OST** in the game. But beware, the chicken has some sick moves.

    And that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within the caves of our server lies a treasure so magnificent, so awe-inspiring, that it can only be found by players who can recite the entire script of Shrek in Pig Latin while riding a llama backwards. Are you up for the challenge?

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and play like **shit**. Who knows what kind of absurdity and hilarity you’ll encounter along the way. Just remember, the **Best OST** awaits those brave enough to embrace the chaos. See you in the game! 🐔🕺🏻🦙

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Villages Defended: 14 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 15

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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