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| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 3853 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 27 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 4123 |
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