Blocky Wisdom | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CraftyCrackheads

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Remember that time you were so addicted to eating raw potatoes that you started a potato cult in your backyard? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But now, it’s time to channel that addictive energy into something way more fun – our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, you’ll never look back.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let’s create some hilarious memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary diamond banana hidden deep within our pixelated world. See you there!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PlasticCraft: UN Chief Approves!

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join dis minecraft server if u wanna be part of da biggest treaty eva!! we be converging on dem global plastics like a bunch of eco warriors! da UN environment chief be leading da charge, so u know it’s gonna be legit. come build ur own plastic-free paradise and show dem creepers who’s boss. plus, rumor has it dat if u find da secret diamond block, u get to ride a unicorn into battle against da evil plastic monsters. don’t miss out on dis epic adventure, join now and save da world, one block at a time!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Crafty Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and mind-blowing builds.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. They danced the night away and even taught the player some killer dance moves. Where else can you find that kind of entertainment in Minecraft?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn sanctuary where players can ride rainbow-colored unicorns through fields of glitter and rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a leprechaun riding a flying pig!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Crops Grown:	7495
Secret Passages Found:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Star Shards Collected:	282	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

15m wait to post? wtf? – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of waiting 15 whole minutes just to post on a boring old server? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the alpha you need! Forget about /biz/, that place is dead anyway. Our server is where all the cool kids hang out and make insane gains. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our wacky world filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for the ride of your life!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

ExGFExposed: AITA MineCraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama follows you even in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected encounters and awkward moments, just like the time OP ran into her ex-boyfriend and his current girlfriend at Target.

Experience the thrill of navigating social interactions in a pixelated universe, where saying the wrong thing can lead to unfollows on TikTok and mysterious views on your TikTok profile. Who knew that a simple hello could lead to such chaos?

So, if you’re looking for a server that keeps you on your toes and provides endless entertainment, look no further! Join us now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions and hilarious misunderstandings. And remember, always be prepared to explain your high school dating history to strangers in the virtual world – you never know what might happen next!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Buildings Constructed:	46
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SpookySMP – Halloween Vibes

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Are you tired of the same old boring Halloween parties? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for the spookiest Halloween experience of your life!

Picture this: you’re wandering through the haunted forests of our server, when suddenly, a group of zombie pigmen start a flash mob dance party. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant creeper-shaped piñata drops from the sky, filled with diamonds and enchanted gear!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the ghost of Herobrine himself makes an appearance every Halloween night, challenging players to a build battle for the chance to win a lifetime supply of pumpkin pie.

So ditch the boring costume parties and join us for a Halloween celebration like no other. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Enchantments Applied:	107

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

MineCraftAddict

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Do you ever find yourself waking up in the morning and thinking, “Man, I just can’t start my day without logging onto the most epic Minecraft server in existence”? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky dreams!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and a secret underground base where we breed rainbow-colored sheep! Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, always causing chaos and keeping things interesting.

But that’s not all – we have daily rituals that will make your Minecraft experience truly unforgettable. From sacrificing diamonds to the Minecraft gods for good luck to hosting a weekly llama race around the server, there’s always something crazy happening on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server and have songs sung about your epic adventures for generations to come!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

SushiCraft: Oops, Wrong Server!

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LOLZ JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ IT BE LIKE A JAPAN DESTROYER GOIN INTO CHINA WATERS, BUT IN MINECRAFT! CAPTAIN GETS SACKED BUT U WON’T CUZ U BE BUILDIN EPIC CASTLES N STUFF. COME JOIN DA MADNESS AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT! MAYBE U’LL FIND A HIDDEN TREASURE OR GET ATTACKED BY CREEPERS, WHO KNOWS?! JUST JOIN AND FIND OUT! #EPICMINECRAFTADVENTURES #CAPTAINSACKED #LOLZ

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	35	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Blocky Head Spin Fun

3D head pose, 5D rotation representation, Artificial Intelligence, blocky, computer vision, deep learning, facial analysis, facial landmark detection, facial orientation, facial pose estimation, facial pose recognition, facial pose tracking, facial recognition, Fun, head movement tracking, Head pose estimation, head pose tracking, head tracking, image processing, machine learning, pose estimation, rotation estimation, SPIN

are u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build stuff? well come join our server where u can use ur head to control ur character! that’s right, no more boring keyboard and mouse controls, just use ur head movements to run, jump, and fight!

we use advanced 5D rotation representation technology to accurately track and translate ur head movements into in-game actions. it’s like virtual reality but without the expensive equipment!

imagine the look on ur friends’ faces when they see u effortlessly dodging arrows and creepers with just a flick of ur head. they’ll be begging to join our server and experience the ultimate head pose estimation gameplay.

so what are u waiting for? join now and show off ur head control skills in a whole new way!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Zombie Apocalypse Survival Camp on Azera – Where the only thing semi-vanilla is the ice cream!

Abilities, Apocalypse, armor, auraskills, Azera, Builders, Camp, Central Shopping District, communities, cream, Custom Items, Discord Linking, Dynmap, Farming, Friendly, Ice, Machines, Magic, Player Shops, Ranks, Redstone, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Slimefun, Staff, Survival, Towny, Whitelist, zombie

Server Version	1.20.6-1.20.* (Java)
Server IP	play.azera.xyz

Website: https://azera.xyz

Dynmap: https://azera.xyz:8192

Discord: https://discord.gg/9EjfTX96wa

About Us Azera is a new Minecraft server, dedicated to creating a familiar but new Minecraft experience. Through custom ranks, skills, magic and machines we’re everything you love about vanilla Minecraft, plus a little sprinkle of something new.

Community is very important to us, with this, all players have a say as to what goes on with the server. The owners and staff are on frequently so if you ever run into issues someone is always almost available to help!

Our Values Welcoming – We’re committed to creating a diverse environment where all players can feel welcomed, included and accepted. We welcome everyone, from people who are more interested in Redstone, Farming to Builders or people more focused on Community, such as setting up towns.

Stability – We use top of the line, dedicated hardware to ensure your experience is stable. The owner is an experienced software developer and sys admin, so if there’s ever an issue, you can be sure it’ll be fixed promptly.

Updates – We release frequent updates, keeping the experience fresh. We’re also committed to updating to the latest version of Minecraft as soon as possible.

Some of Our Features

Towny, Using Towny you can build sprawling cities with diverse citizens and build styles.
SlimeFun, Slimefun allows the creation of complex machines, tools, armor, and more. With custom items being added on player requests!
AuraSkills, A skills system that allows you to gain new abilities by playing the game!
Dynmap, allowing you to preview our whole world & some great builds from players.
Player Shops, Based around a central shopping district, players are encouraged to create and sell tools, custom armor, and whatever they please.
Discord Linking, Talk to people in game, even if you may not be there yourself. Also areas to share your builds, and talk about anything you want!
Friendly, experienced and helpful staff, who respect players and use their permissions fairly.

We’re an open server with no whitelist, so if you’re interested, feel free to join!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Do I need to be whitelisted to join?	No, the server is open to all players.
Are there any custom features on the server?	Yes, we have custom ranks, skills, magic, machines, and more to enhance gameplay.
How often are updates released?	We release frequent updates to keep the experience fresh for players.
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, we have a Discord server where players can chat, share builds, and more.

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Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Potions Brewed:	59	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Eye for an Eye Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of living in a world where justice is served with a side of revenge? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience a world where if someone steals your diamonds, you have the right to steal their entire house! That’s right, we believe in the good ol’ “eye for an eye” justice system, Minecraft style.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful that it can lay explosive eggs and shoot lasers from its eyes. Defeat the Ender Chicken and claim its riches for yourself, but beware, for it is said that those who dare to challenge the mighty bird may never be the same again.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where justice is served with a side of chaos and a sprinkle of insanity. Who knows what adventures await you in this wild and wacky land!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Void Armor Forged:	29
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Leon The Professional Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and even a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama! But beware, the server is also home to a mischievous group of zombie villagers who love to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant mushrooms.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is also home to a magical talking cactus named Carl who will guide you on your journey to become the ultimate Minecraft champion. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CraftyDownUnder

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yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride in the outback, mate! we got kangaroos that drop diamonds, koalas that give u speed boosts, and crocs that’ll trade u emeralds for shrimp on the barbie!

plus, our server is so lit that even Coles and Woolworths are tryna sue us for our fake discount claims. like, who needs a sale on bread when u can just mine for it in our epic caves of wonders?

so come on down under, where the mobs are fierce, the blocks are bountiful, and the adventures are as wild as a dingo on a trampoline. join now, before the emus take over and demand more wheat for their army!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Emeralds Found:	7606
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	6964	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

NoMirrorNoProblem

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yo, on this cray cray minecraft server, we got mirrors for days! like, imagine never knowing what you look like, that’s wild, right? but on our server, you can see yo beautiful face all day erryday!

we also got a secret underground lair where you can find a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and grants you three wishes. like, who wouldn’t want that?! plus, we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. it’s lit, fam.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle against evil creepers and zombies? it’s like game of thrones meets minecraft, but with more explosions and less incest. so come join us on this epic adventure and discover a whole new world of craziness!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	522	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Blocky Therapist’s Office

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come join our minecraft server if you want to forget all about your mental health problems and dive into a world of blocky fun! our server is like therapy, but with creepers and diamonds instead of boring old couches.

imagine building a giant castle to keep all your worries out, or going on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon and show anxiety who’s boss. we’ve got mini-games that will make you forget all about your stress, and a community of players who will support you through anything.

so why wait? join our server today and let your worries melt away like a snow golem in the nether. trust us, you’ll feel better after just one play session.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	New Chunks Explored:	803217

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3094	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dimension Hops:	12