Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the impossible becomes possible! Join us and experience the epic tale of 200 brave Jews who took on the entire German Army armed with only six pistols and some string.

Witness as they outsmarted the enemy with their cunning tactics, like tripping soldiers with their string and cutting bullets in half when they ran out of ammo. It was a showdown for the ages, and now you can relive it in the virtual world of Minecraft.

So why join our server? Because where else can you see such a wild and wacky story come to life in blocky form? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a community that embraces the absurd and the hilarious? Join us today and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 101/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed: 6 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 6
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 7

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Crafty Lies Minecraft Server

    Crafty Lies Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, soul-sucking games that make you question your life choices? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate challenge – navigating through a world filled with treacherous caves that are basically like Ubisoft outposts on steroids.

    But wait, there’s more! Our combat system is so bad, it’ll make you appreciate Dark Souls even more. And if you’re looking for a game that will make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us and prepare to be bored to death in the most entertaining way possible.

    So why waste your time on other games when you can join us and experience the ultimate in mind-numbing, soul-crushing gameplay? Don’t miss out on the chance to regret every decision you’ve ever made – join our Minecraft server now!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 6
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 29 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Final Fantasy Circlejerk Minecraft SMP

    Final Fantasy Circlejerk Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just blend together like a bad potion recipe? Well, look no further because our server is like the Final Fantasy series on steroids!

    Join us and escape the mundane world of Minecraft where every server feels like a rehash of the same old thing. Our server is like a Final Fantasy game gone wild, with epic quests, crazy boss battles, and a community that is more chaotic than a Chocobo race on steroids.

    Forget about boring old FF7, on our server, every Final Fantasy game is fair game. From FF1 to FF15, we’ve got it all covered. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, why not create your own Final Fantasy game within Minecraft? The possibilities are endless!

    So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join us and experience the madness of a Final Fantasy circlejerk like never before? Join now and let the adventure begin!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • RegretfulNoob – Minecraft SMP

    RegretfulNoob – Minecraft SMP
    Do you ever wish you could turn back time and learn important life lessons sooner? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, you can do just that! Join us and experience a virtual world where you can make all the mistakes you want without any real-life consequences. Forget about regretting not learning that lesson earlier, because here you can learn it in the most hilarious and absurd ways possible!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you accidentally hit a block of TNT, blowing up your entire base. But don’t worry, because on our server, you can just laugh it off and start fresh with a new base in no time. And who knows, maybe next time you’ll remember to be more careful when mining!

    Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride full of crazy mishaps, unexpected twists, and valuable life lessons learned the most ridiculous way possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Farms Harvested: 189
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 90
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Gods Slained: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • 180Craft: Life Flips & Pixel Tricks

    180Craft: Life Flips & Pixel Tricks
    Have you ever seen someone go from living in a dirt hut to ruling over an entire kingdom in just one Minecraft day? Well, that’s the kind of epic transformation you can expect on our server! Join us and witness players go from mining for coal to riding dragons and battling giant creepers in epic PvP battles. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the crazy rollercoaster of a life that awaits you on our server!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 19 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 15
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 25

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • MissileCruiseCraft

    MissileCruiseCraft
    LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE INTERCEPT CRUISE MISSILES AND DRONES FIRED FROM IRAQ AT NORTH AND SOUTH HAHAHA. WE GOTTA PROTECT OUR BLOCKS FROM THOSE SNEAKY ATTACKS, ONLY THE BRAVEST BLOCK BUILDERS CAN SURVIVE HERE. JOIN US IF YOU WANNA BE A BLOCKY HERO AND SAVE THE DAY FROM EVIL DRONES AND MISSILES. LET’S BUILD A FORTRESS TOGETHER AND DEFEND OUR LAND FROM THE CRAZY THREATS. WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO INTENSE AND EXCITING?! JOIN NOW AND BECOME A BLOCKY WARRIOR!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 7 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Neuron Nonsense Minecraft Server

    Neuron Nonsense Minecraft Server
    so like, imagine this server is like your brain but on different timescales, man. some parts of the server respond to one word, while others respond to strings of words. it’s like a whole new level of brain power, dude. join this server and unlock the secrets of language-processing areas in your brain, man. who knows what kind of crazy stuff you’ll discover. maybe you’ll even become a Minecraft language wizard, casting spells with your words and building epic structures with your mind. come join us on this mind-bending adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. let’s get weird together, man.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Divine Spears Created: 11
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 9

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Seeking faction members! No, we are not desperate… okay, maybe just a little [Factions]

    Seeking faction members! No, we are not desperate… okay, maybe just a little [Factions]
    Full Faction Name Republic of Rondor (Կվաանեօնան կյաչ Ռօնդօռ)
    Current Government and Ideology Bicameral presidential republic, national bolshevism
    Leader President Spyridon Êadoulv (Պռեսիդիեենտ Սպըռիդօն Եեադօւլվ)
    Lore According to Rondorian self-made propaganda history, Rondor was created after a peaceful political meeting between the former prince of Gohirm/former king of Rondor, Eodred/Esmond, and the supreme court of Gohirm to let Rondor become its own nation and take over all of Gohirm’s land. What really happened, was that the Gohirmian economy and politics was crumbling due to the 83 years long mafia leadership of Sêgeodvas (991-1074), so the Gohirmian prince Eodred left Gohirm in early 1076, and on the night of November 21st 1076, he and an army invaded Gohirm and killed all political opponents including King Theomund VII of Gohirm. After that was done, the Kingdom of Rondor was created and Eodred was crowned as King Esmond. No Rondorian has since spoken of what really happened on November 21st.
    Motto Nadrêch!/Նադռեեչ! (Onwards!), Feogt Êglaed’ie (No translation)
    Additional Information -National animal: Eagle -National flower: Bluebell -Architecture style: Early English medieval and wild west -Official language: Ypsilonian -Year system: Rondor counts the years since the fall of the great empire of Morvad who enslaved the Rondorian people. The current year 1084

    FAQs:

    Question Answer
    What type of server is Ronder? Ronder is a small underdog faction on the Minecraft server Viridia.
    How can I join the Republic of Rondor? You can join the faction by contacting President Spyridon Êadoulv through Discord or joining the Rondor server.
    What languages are spoken in Rondor? The official language of Rondor is Ypsilonian.
    What is the current year in Rondor? Rondor counts the years since the fall of the great empire of Morvad, and the current year is 1084.
    What is the national animal and flower of Rondor? The national animal is the eagle and the national flower is the bluebell.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 10 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 38 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Crafty Toronto School – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Toronto School – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon lets loose on the dance floor!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a rare breed of rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds instead of wool! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary enchanted potato that grants you infinite hunger and the ability to fly like a majestic chicken.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 9
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Towns Built: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Hezbollah Failed Minecraft SMP

    Hezbollah Failed Minecraft SMP
    Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do I have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where we have epic battles, crazy events, and even a secret underground bunker full of diamond blocks (shh, don’t tell anyone)!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so wild that even Hezbollah tried to launch a revenge attack on us, but they failed miserably because our players are just too skilled. /pol/ is even too scared to mention it because they know we’re the real deal.

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s full of excitement, danger, and maybe a little bit of chaos, then come join us on our epic Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 38 Buildings Constructed: 41
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Potions Brewed: 77
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Zombie Dances: 9

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • ClassyCraft Minecraft Server

    ClassyCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and build to your heart’s content.

    Join us and leave behind the stress of deciding who gets the business class seat on a flight. On our server, everyone gets a first-class experience, no fighting necessary!

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who will trade you diamonds for your most embarrassing secrets. Who needs business class when you can trade secrets with spooky mobs?

    So come join us on our server, where the only fights you’ll have are with zombies and skeletons. It’s a no-drama zone, just pure Minecraft fun!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 32

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • CryCraftSwedeSass

    CryCraftSwedeSass
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from tense family situations like the one described above! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with crazy Swedish songs that won’t offend anyone’s elderly relatives.

    Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a good time, without worrying about accidentally triggering a family feud. Plus, our foreign exchange students are all well-versed in appropriate birthday songs, so you can rest assured that no one will storm out in a fit of rage.

    So come join us for a fun-filled experience that will leave you laughing and wondering why you ever considered singing questionable songs in the first place. Who knew Minecraft could be such a great therapy session for family drama? Join now and leave the drama behind!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Void Armor Forged: 28
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • BelieveIDidThatMC SMP

    BelieveIDidThatMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you’ve ever dressed up as a creeper just to blend in with the locals. Our community is so wild that we once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of diamond blocks just for fun!

    But wait, there’s more! If you’ve ever pretended to be a chicken in-game just to avoid getting attacked by other players, then this is the server for you. We once had a player who built a secret underground base filled with nothing but cakes because, well, who doesn’t love cake?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your sanity and leave you in stitches, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes in our crazy world.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • CraftyWiFiLand

    CraftyWiFiLand
    Are you tired of boring old Wi-Fi names like “Home Network” or “Internet_123”? Well, get ready to have your mind blown because on our Minecraft server, the Wi-Fi name is actually a secret code that unlocks hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and enchanted gear! That’s right, just connect to our server and type in the Wi-Fi name “ChickenNuggetLover69” and watch as your character is showered with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary creature known as the Wi-Fi Dragon, a fearsome beast that guards the most powerful weapons and armor in the game. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Wi-Fi Dragon in battle, you will be granted access to a secret realm where every block is made of pure diamond.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to bring plenty of snacks and a sense of humor, because things tend to get a little crazy around here.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Enchantments Applied: 98
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Pixel Pals United

    Pixel Pals United
    u wanna join dis server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat do backflips. we also got a secret underground world where u can battle zombie chickens and ride on giant spiders. our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u bring him a diamond block. we have a disco party every friday night at the top of a volcano. come join us for the craziest minecraft adventure of ur life!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5634 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Minearchy: Where SMP meets Minigames in a world where even the code is 1.21.1

    Minearchy: Where SMP meets Minigames in a world where even the code is 1.21.1

    Minearchy SMP Overview

    Features Minecraft 1.21.1
    Chest Shops
    Auctions
    Grief Protection
    Liv Dynmap
    Custom player warps
    Economy system
    mcMMO leveling system
    Daily and weekly quests
    Special events
    PvP and PvE zones

    FAQ

    Q: How long has Minearchy SMP been live?

    A: Minearchy SMP has been live for two weeks.

    Q: What version of Minecraft is the server on?

    A: The server is on Minecraft 1.21.1.

    Q: Are there Chest Shops on the server?

    A: Yes, you can set up Chest Shops.

    Q: Is there Grief Protection on the server?

    A: Yes, there is Grief Protection to keep your builds safe.

    Q: Is there a live Dynmap to explore the world?

    A: Yes, there is a live Dynmap for real-time exploration.

    Q: Are there custom player warps?

    A: Yes, there are custom player warps.

    Q: Is there an economy system on the server?

    A: Yes, there is a solid economy system.

    Q: What is the mcMMO leveling system?

    A: mcMMO adds an interesting leveling aspect to the game.

    Q: Are there daily and weekly quests?

    A: Yes, there are daily and weekly quests.

    Q: Are there special events on the server?

    A: Yes, there are special events with unique rewards.

    Q: Are there PvP and PvE zones?

    A: Yes, there are dedicated PvP and PvE zones.

    Feel free to join us and see what it’s all about! IP: play.minearchy.com Discord: https://discord.gg/sPrmwkReRw

    Hope to see you in-game!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 13
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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