Blocky Virginity | New Minecraft Servers 2024

The Guilty Creeper’s Confession

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Join our Minecraft server and witness the epic saga of the bastard who finally admitted his wrongdoing! Will he be banished to the Nether? Will he redeem himself by building a monument in his own honor? Find out on our server, where drama and chaos reign supreme! Plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows, because why not? Join now and be part of the madness!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

BritsCraft: Tea, Crumpets, and Creeper Explosions

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Picture this: you spawn in and are immediately greeted by a pack of friendly wolves wearing sunglasses and top hats. They lead you to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of angels descends from the sky to sing your praises. And if you manage to tame a unicorn, you unlock the ability to fly to the moon and back in a matter of seconds.

Oh, and did we mention the giant floating taco that rains down enchanted golden apples every hour on the hour? Yeah, that’s a thing too.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wielding a sword made of pure diamond? Only on this server, my friend. Only on this server.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Emeralds Found:	6734
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Secret Passages Found:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Vtuber VIPs Mine Craze

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where we have a secret underground club where all the celebrities hang out and watch vtubers! That’s right, you could be mining away and look up to see Beyonce and Elon Musk chilling in the corner, sipping on virtual cocktails and laughing at the latest vtuber antics.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that roams the land and challenges players to epic dance-offs for rare loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the Vtuber Valley, a place rumored to be filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples galore.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most star-studded Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Crops Grown:	6597	Dragon Eggs Found:	1510
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Crafty Creepers: Where you pay $70 + tip for a blocky adventure!

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Are you tired of boring old servers where you have to pay for everything? Well, look no further because on our server, we charge you $70 just to log in! But don’t worry, we’ll throw in a tip for good measure. Why join? Because where else can you find such a ridiculous pricing model? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of Minecraft. Join now and see if you can outbuild our feathered overlords!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	1279	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Emeralds Found:	1009	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

HushCraft: Where Paying in Diamonds is the Only Crime!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where covering up non-crimes is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! We call it the “hush money” server because we believe in keeping things quiet, especially when it comes to our epic builds and crazy adventures.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a secret underground base filled with treasure, or if you want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen.

And remember, on our server, anything goes – even if it involves questionable decisions with porn stars. So come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the only crime is not having a good time!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Love Letters Sent:	19
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Farms Harvested:	494

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Crafty McCraftface: The Endwalker Edition – A Minecraft Server for Final Fantasy XIV Fans!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is launching on June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have an exclusive Final Fantasy XVI crossover event called “The Path Infernal” where you can battle monsters from another realm until May 8! Plus, we have a special PvP Series 5 event happening until Patch 7.0, where you can show off your skills and dominate the competition.

But wait, there’s more! We are also conducting a Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test until Patch 7.0, so you can travel between different regions in the game and explore new territories. And if that’s not enough, we have resources, Free Companies, and Linkshells available for you to join and connect with other players.

And if you’re feeling social, we have meetups scheduled where you can join other players for fun activities like the Labyrinth of the Ancients MINE Run or Eden Raids. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the craziness that is about to unfold on our server. So mark your calendars for July 2, 2024, and get ready for an epic adventure like no other!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Farms Harvested:	844
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Crafty Villains: Unleash Your Inner Dark Triad in Minecraft!

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Are you tired of being a boring, average Minecraft player? Do you want to unleash your inner dark triad personality and conquer the virtual world? Look no further than our server! Join us and transform into a ruthless, cunning player who will stop at nothing to achieve victory.

Forget about being an incel, on our server, you’ll be a total Chad, charming all the other players with your devious tactics and strategic gameplay. From backstabbing alliances to manipulating the market economy, the possibilities are endless.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate mastermind of Minecraft! Just remember, once you go dark triad, there’s no turning back.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Frozen Funnies MC Server: Ice Ice Baby #28

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life, where you’ll battle giant creepers, ride on the backs of dragons, and even have dance-offs with Endermen!

Our server is so crazy, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on! We have secret treasure chests hidden all over the map, filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch’s secret stash of rare items.

But that’s not all – we also have custom mini-games like Creeper Bowling and Zombie Soccer, where you can compete against other players for epic prizes. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge our resident Minecraft pro, Steve, to a PvP battle in the Arena of Doom.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a good pair of diamond boots – things are about to get wild!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Void Gems Collected:	31
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Potions Brewed:	59	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Crafty Love Wars

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Are you tired of all the drama and chaos in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we promote peace in the most epic way possible! Our players settle disputes with epic build battles and whoever wins gets a virtual hug from our server mascot, a giant pink llama named Fluffy. Plus, every time you log on, a rainbow shoots out of your screen and fills your room with glitter. It’s like a magical peace party every time you play! So come join us and let’s spread some virtual love and harmony together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

TipsyCraft: Where we build without the booze, but with plenty of blocks!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do I have the server for you!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about being sober again because we have a strict “no alcohol” policy. That’s right, we’re all about that pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.

But don’t worry, just because we don’t drink doesn’t mean we don’t know how to have a good time. Our server is filled with crazy challenges and mini-games that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget all about that beer you were craving.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the server where the blocks are made of pure diamond. But shh, you didn’t hear it from me.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the sober shenanigans begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Villages Defended:	19

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Vtuber Heaven: Where Pixels and Angels Collide

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the VTuber fans out there! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – all VTubers who play on our server will automatically be guaranteed a spot in heaven after they die! That’s right, forget about all those pesky rules and regulations for getting into heaven, just play on our server and you’re golden! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of angelic VTubers who will guide you through the game and make sure you have the most heavenly experience possible. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and secure your spot in VTuber heaven!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Crafty McCraftface: ‘I want to’ Build a Potato Castle and Ride a Pig into Battle!

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at!

Join us and you’ll be playing alongside a cast of characters so wild, you’ll think you’re in a virtual circus! From a dancing pig named Porky to a sassy llama named Larry, you’ll never know what kind of shenanigans these characters will get into next.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest diamonds. Rumor has it, if you can find him and challenge him to a dance-off, he’ll grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not involve unlimited diamonds).

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wacky adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected – after all, anything can happen when you’re playing with these characters!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Farms Harvested:	404	Potions Brewed:	178

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Crafty Politicians: Where Even Creepers Smile in Official Portraits

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Looking for a Minecraft server that screams “I’m serious and don’t mess around”? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you stone-cold gamers out there.

Join us if you want to channel your inner Curtis Lemay and make tough decisions before your morning coffee. Our server is not for the faint of heart – we order the deaths of hundreds of creepers before breakfast and think nothing of it.

So if you’re ready to show the world that you’re a man of substance who doesn’t smile in photographs, then come join us on our server. Just remember, we don’t do silly opinions or trends here – only serious gamers need apply.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Crafty Convicts: 40 Years Isn’t Enough

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Are you tired of society’s ridiculous rules and restrictions? Do you think 40 years in prison just isn’t enough for some people? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape for you! Join us and unleash your inner ape as we swing from tree to tree, building our own civilization free from the constraints of human society. Who needs brains when you have creativity and freedom? Join us now and let’s go bananas together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Craftella Girls: U149 – Where idols mine and craft their way to the top!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Risa’s taste in men? Look no further! Our server is filled with older players who have the experience and maturity to handle anything that comes their way. Risa knows that older men are like fine wine – they only get better with age! Join us for a chance to build, mine, and maybe even find your own sugar daddy in the world of Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you can have a rich, older player showering you with gifts and protection? Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join a server where age is just a number – and a high one at that!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	4560
Farms Harvested:	676	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	148	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Towns Built:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1